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Portland, Oregon

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Thursday May 28, 2009

May 28, 2009
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First off, let's hear it for MaryJane, who gave birth on May 27th to a beautiful baby boy!

Secondly, if any of you are locals of Sacramento, or the surrounding areas...You should come get a facial by me at my School...My days there are filled with boredom until my clients come in...It would be nice to see some new faces...

Lastly, I figure I should just close all of these updates with a ridiculous video that I have found via the internet...

This guy totally won me over (sarcasm implied)...

VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
bromopar:
Oh yeah I totally want my daugher dating THIS guy! lol
May 29, 2009
geekgoddess:
well he seems like a keeper. lmao
May 31, 2009

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