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As you can see, my dog wasn't happy that I was leaving him for a few days.

I'm visiting a friend (TomTom) in Kali.

I've really needed this trip.

Much happy.

😎

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commando:
^ Spanks! And hellz yeah Miley Cyrus!!
minusfourdegrees:
That looks awesome.
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legman:
"I owe some of my chair reconstructing talents to the army for teaching me how to improvise on every level known to mankind."

I've learned this just be being CHEAP!biggrin
commando:
Thank youuuuuuuuand yes, cheap can be good when done correctly!!ooo aaawinkooo aaa
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Dearest Kira,
I do adore you for strategically placing two large Harry & David Tortilla Chips boxes directly in the path of my bedroom so that upon entering the doorway at 4:46 AM, I may drunkedly trip over them and near face plant into my hammer pressed bowl full of oranges! Good times. No, really..It's like a maze and the "cheese" is my bedroom..haha..I won...
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401forbidden:
GAWD, I'd fly out in a flash to shoot a set for you.

I've shot sets in Milwaukee, but none with your caliber of supreme lusciousness.

Jason
abii:
kiss
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Oh Jacky D & C..I love ya! So I was sipping away on a devastatingly sinful, yet well deserved Jack and Coke in my bedroom..I was satisfied with what progress I'd made through Chapter 8 of 'ASVAB for Dummies,' when my phone goes off with a new text..It was from an unfamiliar number and it appeared to be a future shop customer..I wasn't expecting the...
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lanemeyer:
"Douchegasm" is pretty good.

Also, 23 years old doesn't really count as "man-toy" material if you're 26.
36, definitely. But then that's a whole other set of issues.

And finally, who blindly texts someone like that? Dudes are stupid.
jondickson:
That's hilarious!!!
I love it when people blog out, fuckin crazy ass txt convos!!!
WTF was that guy thinkin?!?!? Jesus, I'm a dork and I wouldn't even do something that fucktarded!!!
I miss being able to be a "man-toy"! I'm 30 now so I'd have to be playin around w/ a 40 or 50 yr old
puke And that just aint happening!

Thanks for the add!
kiss
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I'm going the fuck to hell..And I'm taking a few of you willingly (or unwillingly) with meh!
I've gotta share this textastic textversation I had with a friend earlier today..we'll call him 'FALSE, Nig Nog,' or 'FNN' for short..He let me borrow a pair of his navy blue jogging shorts 2 weeks ago during a drunken marine sleepover..He's since accused me of stealing them, however,...
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itsybitsy:
this made me giggle... a few times!
inkslinginjedi:
"FNN" buwahahaha! I usually just say "Wegro" ie..... Listen to how many times wegroes say "nawmean dawg?" in a sentence...