colbyolbyolby

I played connect the dots with your beauty marks
And I ended up with picture perfect sheet music
I read your musical notes with a composer's eyes
And heard our song for the first time
My spine is still tingling, mental images of your fine tune
is what I've been nodding my head to lately
Every now and then you can catch me humming
your...
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so in the past 2 days, my stereo has gotten stolen and someone has backed into my car yet again.

in the next week i expect to either die in my car or have the entire thing stolen. we'll see how my luck turns out.

yesterday i....

think i cured my slice.
got a golf cart up on 2 wheels.
got crunk while watching the nba finals.


all in all it was a very heterosexual/athletic day. i feel manly.

i think it's a pretty easily accepted fact that you've crossed the stoner line when you and 2 of your friends make a 45 minute trek at 4 in the morning to get a dozen krispy kreme donutes and then spend the next 15 minutes in an ihop parking lot in complete silence except for the reverant, breathy whispers of "sweet jesus".

may my glory...
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my dad called me a cocksucker 4 times today. i know because i kept count. heres to love and good parenting.

having to work for nine hours and getting sick the first day back from your vacation blows. seems to be about my luck though....

back from cali.
nothing but good times, even when it wasn't....
met some new people. some good people.


and i'm lonely as fuck because i've constantly been with someone for 7 days straight, and now i'm not.

im colby and i am AWESOME.

jewlie loves me.