Drunk as fuck!! And I gotta say I do hate having high standards.... I wanna cum!!!!!! But I can't cum without a beautiful girl to help!!! Damn Breckenridge, where is the cute girls!? I'll tell you where they're not... The bars!! Oh well I get to snowboard tomorrow, then process marijuana the next 5 days... I guess pussy can wait right?
My tongue is killing me!!!! But the split will be well worth the 3 weeks of pain
So I've decided to start the process of splitting my tongue with fishing line tomorrow.... Can't wait till It's split!!!!
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Awesome !! I like tongue splitting ! 
We're fucked, the nuclear reactors that got fucked up by the earthquake and tsunami in Japan are about ready to exploded, releasing 85x more cesium 137 into the atmosphere creating a mass extinction of human and animals alike....... Don't believe me? Check that shit out! So if anyone wants to fuck within the last couple months of our existence, let me know, I'm a decent...
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Why Oh why are you still in my mind!?!? You basically showed me I had a heart, then proceeded to rip other out and stomp the fuck out of it.... But I still love you, and probably always will Lynsi... You were my first love, and based on the feelings I have from losing you. You're probably going to be my last... Ms.Lucas I still...
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Drama drama drama!! Who would have known you could've started so much drama from 3 states away??? one day I'll have a nice girl that isn't so dramatic!!
It's my boss's wedding today!!!! Congrats to the big man and his beautiful wife!!