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Some comedian on Comedy Central:

"I'm weird about some words. Like if someone says 'fridge' for 'refrigerator', it makes me want to climb up on top of a water tower and pick people off with a shotgun."

It'd be pretty fucking hard to pick someone off with a shotgun from the height of a watertower.
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syh:
Weed never really made me smile all that much. It did make my tongue feel HUGE though. I kept waiting for it to split my head wide open.
eightzeroone:
Agreed. Whoever the fuck put "pick off" and "shotgun" in the same sentence needs to get exposed for the fucking american suburban entertainment-fraud they are.
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If I cease posting, you'll know they've gotten me.

Finally, i'm circling the drain on them. the illuminati. the rosicrucians. the templars. the freemasons. annuit coeptis? who has blessed their undertaking? they'll have you think it's god, but it's lucifer, the light bringer, ra. just look at washington, d.c., central park, the vatican. the symbols are everywhere. the american dollar bill declares the New world...
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abracadabra:
hardly "one of them"..i'm more akin to Terrence McKenna than the ghouls you speak of..my avatar is from my roadtrip , outside of eugene in the stix somewhere..i'm about as far away from the man than you can possibly imagine..Dec.21st,2012..that is all
unknown_bastard:
fuck em' if they can't take a joke
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So my mom, instead of giving my sister and I Christmas presents, wants to take us on a trip. And now that she's gotten this new, really (REALLY) good job, it can be a really good trip.

I get to choose the location.

My top four choices: London, Paris, Prague, Warsaw. Maybe Gdansk. Any other suggestions? I want a city that's really good for theater,...
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larue:
I would hate you if you were a naked girl on this site that was started to showcase tattooed and pierced hot chicks. and even guys with no tattooes I have no use for except to clean my new car . kiss
shaggyvixe:
I say London is the BEST bet for you and you theatre hunger.....
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Apparently, everyone on this site is retarded.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
And by retarded, I mean "gay".



And why does every thread related to the redesign wind up becoming, "Why don't my bookmarks work?" and "I hate the colors! mad mad mad " and "WHERZ THE GURLZ DROPDOWN MENU?!!?!1" No matter what the actual topic of the thread. It could be "The new site design makes me want...
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freakpirate:
I've always wondered what Rob Schnieder would be like it he was funny... And Leslie Neilsen is always great.

yo_la_jimbo:
OK, you are a voice of wisdom, so now I am bookmarking you ... but sadly my bookmarks don't work. tongue

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There are still naked girls, right? They haven't taken anything away, have they? You can still pretty much do anything you did before, right?

I don't see the problem.

Furthermore, I've also noticed that virtually none of the people who have expressed asshole-ish opinions are people I care to see around the site anymore. Almost anyone who's worth keeping here has been constructive about their...
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hylian42:
Ew, one's own comments show up in piss-yellow. That's not good.
signalnoise:
this is all correct.
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I had my first sex dream about a SuicideGirl last night. eeek
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syh:
That reminds me, yes, I have heard of the SOLM. I once applied for membership but the owner did not think I was awesome enough. I consider the owner of that group a poseur. Who is he to judge me? I called him out when he denied my membership so we could settle this like men. The pansy refused. Ehh, I've seen Cat Ballou. I know this poseur will get his comeuppance.
syh:
Oddly enough, those are the very same three people I know who have seen that movie: you, me, and my father.
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I'm now watching what is pretty much my all time favorite movie.

Sketches, aka Breaking the Rules. Starring C. Thomas Howell and Annie Potts. You wish you were watching this movie. You wish you'd heard of this movie.
panda_love:
So when you gonna bring it over so that we can watch it over a tub of popcorn and Sour Patch Kids? biggrin
pointblank:
Is that the Jason Bateman-is-dying/we-love-doo-wop movie?
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Update: I just exchanged almost all my Playstation 2 games and bought an N64 with Mario Kart 64, Goldeneye and Bomberman 64. I still have Red Dead Revolver, Star Wars Battlefront, Vice City, Mega Man 8, and the Playstation itself to sell on eBay. So exciting. Can't wait to get Mario 64 and Super Smash Bros.!

Back the previous "blog" entry:

Blockbuster is a bust....
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stingray69:
Is this Lincoln Child guy worth reading or was that a joke?
panda_love:
Boo!
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Blockbuster is a bust. I didn't get past the automated online application. Apparently I failed the "personality test" so it never even got to a human being.

But.

New job prospect on the horizon. City Buddha is opening a new store on Coventry. As I understand it, they're kind of like a World Market. Without the food. And replacing yuppies with artsy types.

And.

I've...
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I just got back from http://beta.suicidegirls.com

It's a strange and foreign land.

I'm not really crazy about a lot of it. Maybe it's one of those things that you get used to and maybe I will never like it, I don't know. I feel it's really unfocused, like Friendster when they tried to be like myspace. You don't know where to look. And I don't...
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adam_idea:
slack is alive and well.
doctashock:
Yeah... amazingly I still have faith in admin too.