chloe

The shoot in LA went really well!

However, I am having a hard couple of days and am sad. It's tough to be me right now.

I'm flying to LA for the TEASE! magazine shoot on Sunday. Nervous? You bet.

In other news, does anyone want a free cat? I want to give my cat away. She's a fucking beast. She's on anti-anxiety medication and she pees on my clothes and screams. Grrrrr.

I think I'm gonna stretch my ears today from 0 to 00. PAIN!

Ok, kids, there are some new candids for you to drool over. Let me know what you think.

Can I just say that Lucille is the cutest thing ever? Visit her new set to see what I am talking about.

I want to go out dancing again. Who's with me?

I've been trying to get some new candids on here for you all to see but I've been having problems with that, so you'll just have to wait!

In other news..... TEASE! magazine wants to do a piece on Suicidegirls and they contacted Sean, who contacted me, because they want me to be on their cover!! So I will be flying to LA next week...
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I've been itching to do another set lately, but since I would have to wait about a year for it to be put up, I hardly think it's worth it. I know Trixie and I are going to do our set soon, though. Squee!

I want to be in an Andrew Blake film. Is he casting?

What's your favorite candy?

I like Jelly Bellys, though I have to eat them one at a time in order to properly taste them.
I like the thick red licorice ropes.
I like snickers, but only the bite sized ones. Sometimes I put them in the freezer.
I like everlasting gobstoppers, but when I eat them I always make sure that someone is there to...
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More Us-isms:

Me: My kittens were always gassy.

Trixie: Look how much more attractive we are than normal people! We're all so cute!

Me: You're supposed to put it on your day-guh-luh-taj. Or whatever that french word for clevage is.



I don't feel so well today. Stupid me.

Me: I'm going to put your head in a box with a moth!
Trixie: I'm going to put your head in a box with TEN moths!


Trixie: Do you know what it's about?
Me: No. Uh, it's about STRIPPERS and HOOKERS and PENISES!
Trixie: YEAH! That's my kind of book!

I love me some Trixie.

Just cuz a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she's hookin'?

Well it's Saturday night. Should I go to a party? Decisions, decisions! Ryan needs to not live so far away so that he can be on call for Trixie and I!

Speaking of Trixie, I got to make out with her today. You're all jealous!

Old porn stars are scary.

I had a good day at work, which has been rare lately, so YAY for...
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Trixie was just over. I made her leave because she was berating my cat.

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't think Gwenneth Paltrow is attractive? She looks like a dried-up mother of four to me. Ug. She's not even pretty when she's made up and air brushed and dressed to the nines. Clear skin and blue eyes does not a pretty...
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Do you ever spend hours cleaning and realize that pretty much everything looks like it did when you began? I hate that. I hate cleaning. I want to be a housewife when I grow up but I suspect I would be a total failure at it. But hey, I'm cooking today! So points for me!