the grossest world records ever or the most interesting
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
>> > >>>> Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
>> > >>>> Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
>> > >>>> Linda Manning...
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MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
>> > >>>> Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
>> > >>>> Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
>> > >>>> Linda Manning...
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misterjesus:
and thats ^ one muthafucker of a turd man
jivesucka52:
Those are some crazy stats? Where'd you get them?
today is wednsday since i'm on GMT now.
since there was moaning and griping about lack of original work on last peotry day i will put one of mine up
this one will be an explanation of my style you will find no iambic pentameter here or even ryme or reason most likely or seldomly will you find punctuations either as those are limitations the...
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since there was moaning and griping about lack of original work on last peotry day i will put one of mine up
this one will be an explanation of my style you will find no iambic pentameter here or even ryme or reason most likely or seldomly will you find punctuations either as those are limitations the...
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clara:
The dog has fleas too. 
bort79:
Yeah I make car ddoor handles its really boring!!! 
I hide it in a Sqyntz! SuperSourz candy container!
I hide it in a Sqyntz! SuperSourz candy container!
this past weekend i was approached by an attractive young lady whilst out clubbing, which shocked me since i am usually the one on approach, but that is another story what i intend to discuss here is the conversation of that encounter. the short version is, she asked me if i was interested in becoming a male escort. which also puzzled me. since i feel...
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freyja__:
the show was AMAZING, thanks for asking.
i think you should find out more details about it and get back to me. it could be fun, right? just be SAFE. (important)
i think you should find out more details about it and get back to me. it could be fun, right? just be SAFE. (important)
coyote1284:
Three words: Conflict of Interest
Have you heard Warren Zevon?
Have you heard Warren Zevon?
And death shall have no dominion.
Dead men naked they shall be one
With the man in the wind and the west moon;
When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,
They shall have stars at elbow and foot;
Though they go mad they shall be sane,
Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again;
Though lovers be lost love...
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Dead men naked they shall be one
With the man in the wind and the west moon;
When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,
They shall have stars at elbow and foot;
Though they go mad they shall be sane,
Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again;
Though lovers be lost love...
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freyja__:
Dylan Thomas
do i get a prize?
do i get a prize?
drunkpunk:
I forgot the convention was over two days! I don't know about everyone else, but i'll be there on the Saturday. 12pm till midnight i think it is.
Unfortunately, i won't be able to party to carnage, as i'll be driving
Unfortunately, i won't be able to party to carnage, as i'll be driving
started my new tattoo yesterday, i'm happy and upset at teh same time. i ran out of time in the chair so i had to leave with a half colored in piece, which would have looked nice to have it all collored in for the convention
vicky:
If you click the bit below my pic that says "contact" you can send mail directly to me. P.S gutted about the tat, it would have been so cool if it had been finished! Bet it still looks cool though!
shal:
What's the new ink going to look like when it's finished?
so i'm starting my new tattoo next week i finally found an artist and a shop i like but if any of the SGUK crew have any recomendations i'll gladly take them into consideration. since i look at it more like collecting art i can take with me whereever i go. but what i am really looking for is a really attractive female tattoo artist...
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vicky:
Just been to the Mantra website. They don't have maps but if you go to www.rac.co.uk you can put in your postcode and then 'Cheltenham Race Course' and it will give you exact routes, journet times etc. It looks as though everyone else is organising their own lifts so unless you can think of anyone, you wont need to collect anyone. Anyways i think some people might change their minds a bit nearer to the time (i hope!) @i@ ~*
vicky:
The link on my profile is not my e-mail address. My e-mail address is ************ I will be deleting this soon so please save it! Your friend, and anyone else is welcome to come. Is the Saturday ok, rather than the Sunday?
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[Edited on Aug 19, 2003]
ok so there i was sitting in the shrinks waiting room surfing for pron and masterbating on my laptop (thanks for the idea brooklyn) his secretary looked impressed or shocked i couldnt really tell or care for that matter.. i finally get in his office and he tells me to put away my toys. (which meant i had to quit jerking it for awhile) he...
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coyote1284:
Gotta love European Health Care! They can perscibe anything. Two week vacation and sleep with someone other than your wife, it's OK, 'cos the doc prescibed it. Didn't your therapist for a suggestion on where to fill your prescription? Try it as a pick-up line, but don't forget to show the paperwork. "My therepist prescibed me to have sex..." or something like that.
Maybe that about 3/4 of a year of no sexual release is catching up to you.
Maybe that about 3/4 of a year of no sexual release is catching up to you.
vicky:
Sorry Malphas, it seems that the famous SG massive can't be called upon after all. Even for a tattoo and piercing convention!
the shrink says i need i hobby...
i said so surfing the net for porn and constant masterbation isnt a hobby? no he said, something more recreational. how much more recreational can i get i mean. well he said, by hobby i meant something more expressional to vent. liike what writing touchy feely peotry? no like exercise or something that you like and i'm like...
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i said so surfing the net for porn and constant masterbation isnt a hobby? no he said, something more recreational. how much more recreational can i get i mean. well he said, by hobby i meant something more expressional to vent. liike what writing touchy feely peotry? no like exercise or something that you like and i'm like...
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freyja__:
oooh.. a lezzie witch.
just my style.
bring her with you to the next shack party!
aww.. i'm gonna miss you at the next shack party, actually. booooo.
just my style.
bring her with you to the next shack party!
aww.. i'm gonna miss you at the next shack party, actually. booooo.
seth0067:
I echo what Freyja just said.
You know these days you can get those laptop 'puter jobbies and what with wireless and all, you could now go outside and surf for porn and masturbate. How do you like them apples?
You know these days you can get those laptop 'puter jobbies and what with wireless and all, you could now go outside and surf for porn and masturbate. How do you like them apples?
honesty is pain
pain is life
itelligence is death
ignorance is pain
ignorant + pain = long slow death
honesty + intelligence = short death
but 2 things are constant
pain helps you remember that your not dead yet.
and death is inevetable it waits for us all
just an odd thought while working late last night in the pouring rain
pain is life
itelligence is death
ignorance is pain
ignorant + pain = long slow death
honesty + intelligence = short death
but 2 things are constant
pain helps you remember that your not dead yet.
and death is inevetable it waits for us all
just an odd thought while working late last night in the pouring rain
ladydeath:
Would you please,pretty please look for the june/july 2003 issue of Blender with Jewel on the cover for and if you find it let me know. I'll repay you for it. Handsomely I may add.
it is better to be hated for who you are tehn loved for who you are not......
now stop looking at my cock you pervert
now stop looking at my cock you pervert
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mirkwoodmaiden:
*h8ts you cause you got to take a pic with edea*
lol i wasnt really stressed out that day. we were having fun with the S6's digital camera. oh and when you take over the world think you can fit me in your governing cabinet?
but i know all to well what you're talking about. working for an LT that's greener then a pickle is no fun at all
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lol i wasnt really stressed out that day. we were having fun with the S6's digital camera. oh and when you take over the world think you can fit me in your governing cabinet?
but i know all to well what you're talking about. working for an LT that's greener then a pickle is no fun at all
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mirkwoodmaiden:
sounds like a kick ass plan to me!
bad luck wind been blowing at my back.
i was born to bring trouble to wherever i'm at.
got the number 13 tattoed on my neck
when the ink starts to itch the black will turn to red
i was born in the soul of misery, never had me a name.
they just gave me the number when i was young.
gota long line of...
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i was born to bring trouble to wherever i'm at.
got the number 13 tattoed on my neck
when the ink starts to itch the black will turn to red
i was born in the soul of misery, never had me a name.
they just gave me the number when i was young.
gota long line of...
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i have decided i will not go where i'm not invited for if i'm not invited i'm not wanted. i contimplated suicide but then i relize the dead have not invited me to come along so i willl not go. instead i'll sit here all alone in the dark waiting for the moment an invite arrives.
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nic:
Why so sad?
slinkster:
sometimes. work is a drag though. are you feeling any better?