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well my plans for today have gone totally awry.

hopefully things will improve once night falls...
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when i shower, i get to thinking. when i get to thinking i keep thinking, and then i realize half an hour is passed. then i start feeling all wet and wasteful and uncomfortable.

shaving is something that while it doesnt take much effort or time, i honestly cannot stand doing it. i dont cut myself, so its not that pain is a factor, i...
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there are few things more frustrating than not being able to find the proper materials until AFTER inspiration has left you....
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i came home from work today to find what i thought was the water bill, since it was where the landlord always puts it. out of curiosity, i went to look at the bill only to find that it was a note from my sister pointing out the rear half of a mouse was nicely left by my cats on the doormat. i do not...
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maxx:
My good sir, you inspired me to start a thread.
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so today was the first day of classes for me. im not sure im going to like this semester very much. it looks like my first teacher is into group work, which i hate, especially that early in the morning. my second teacher is probably the weirdest teacher ive had in years -- ive never been so bored, yet entertained simultaneously before. the computer graphics...
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this morning walking to work, the sun wasnt quite up and it was cloudy. everything had a nice blue glow and the streetlights were still on. i love it when the light is either just beginning or just ending, it just gives me this feeling i love. i wished id brought my camera to work like i was thinking about doing to take a picture...
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all of a sudden with no warning, i am unhappy. just sort of empty.


***update: less sad, more horny.
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why cant i find a decent eraser anywhere in this house?

and where the fuck did my good pencil go?
digdug:
who uses pencils and erasers nowadays anyway??
catboner:
people with sketchbooks.
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i finally learned some local history that isnt boring...

apparently many years ago there was a guy in town that ran a movie theatre. he was a drunken asshole that everyone in town hated. he would do things like drink too much and piss on your coffee table if you invited him to your home...

the movie theatre this guy owns was started when he...
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maxx:
I find it funny. Maybe because I imagine the mob to be like the mob in Frankenstein or Beauty and the Beast complete with pitchforks and torches and the like.
digdug:
No, it goes like this...
ya see, the guy used to run a bar up in San Francisco and he got into trouble with the mob, so he fled to L.A. and opened up a strip club where you could go into the back room and have one of the girls piss on you for $25.
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today:

customer: "can i have the key to the bathroom"

me (lying) : "its out of order"

customer (to other customer): "i guess we could go try the funeral home"