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Here I am, to selfishly promote my endeavors.

That's what this site is for, yes?

Have you listened to my podcast?

How about, come to the show?

Paris TheaterApril 27th, 20178-11 p.mTwo Strippers And a Sex TherapistTalk About Whatever the Fuck They Want

Love,

Casper-Elle

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softnsweet:
thank you.
whiterhino75:
I have to say all your sets were great.
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Voting for your favorite service-industry slaves is here! It's nice that Portland does stuff like this to prop up and recognize the people of the nightlife.

Vote for Elle

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mckenzie:
I voted for you and Amy of course, good luck to the rest of you guys that I did vote for in ur categories
gemstateofmind:
I love your art. It is so vividly written and beautiful.
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He’s standing, and I’m sitting at his post. The tall bar-stool has carved a groove in the wall from years of bored bouncers leaning into and flopping upon it.

To the right of the barstool, the front door faces the dairy factory and the parking lot. To the left, sits the small bar and bartender, and straight ahead of that chair, is the stage.

The...
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redg:
Wow
fullfeeling:
wow.  Not much else to say.  That's just super powerful.
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....t-shirt is now available!

Oh, and stop making small penis jokes, they are body-shaming and transphobic.

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mckenzie:
rad
softnsweet:
so cool
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Hi. I'm here. I have red hair. I'm in love with the lispy Texan. I'm buying a house. (I think) I haven't shaved my armpits since November. I'm dancing at Lucky Devil Lounge on Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, and once in a while I'll do Saturday at Union Jack's club in Portland. Always 9-close.

I'm writing for Thrillist.com, I'm a sex and dating columnist.

I'm voting...
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creativeshamen:
Makes me want to cross the globe... Saturday night at the Union Jack Club.
swann:
😍
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He used to get lap dances from me; he went away to “get better”, and now he gets them, again.

I wasn’t the one having an affair. I didn’t know he was having an affair. I bought the hotel rooms, he paid me in cash.

He looked over his shoulder when we would go for 3 a.m walks, I thought he was being overly cautious....
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tomzack80:
Wow, you writing is good! That's deep
robertbluesman:
Mood successfully altered 💜
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mckenzie:
ballerina feet!
rollerblazer85:
Beautiful
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I'm quite sure that I intimidate the vast majority of men that I go on dates with.

Don't get me wrong, I do my best to accommodate a stranger, I will turn my body language as gently as possible, lean in when appropriate, listen, inquire on that which I don't understand. I smile, I laugh when I'm amused, I split the bill, hold or walk...
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jeffereyjenkins:
I found only the best strippers are.
wendellc5:
I'm here. You have been looking in the wrong places and I have too obviously 
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The 10 Strip Club Commandments

Heheh. Really tho, my favorite part is the comments.

HEY, THE EDITOR SAID TO BE PROACTIVE.

Love,

Casper-Elle

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thekidkumara:
You were one of the first SuicideGirls I checked out way back in 2006 I think (with an old profile) and you are still totally amazing...kicking ass and taking names! Just figured I would let you know.
sexrock32:
Should be required reading for every bachelor party hitting the clubs.  It's not rocket science, but it still seems to be way over some people's heads!