....t-shirt is now available!

Oh, and stop making small penis jokes, they are body-shaming and transphobic.

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mckenzie:
rad
softnsweet:
so cool

I was walking Luxapoodle through my neighborhood when one of my neighbors called across the street, "Kitty...kitty..."

I thought the elderly woman was looking past me, and certainly not at my 45lb canine, and I smiled and ignored it. Her male companion called out, "That's a big kitty cat you got there."

"Um, this is a poodle."

"That's not a poodle."

"Yes...
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mckenzie:
people are idiots, they just want your attention
bigjon7070:
Sounds like a typical conversation in most PDX neighborhoods.

Hi. I'm here. I have red hair. I'm in love with the lispy Texan. I'm buying a house. (I think) I haven't shaved my armpits since November. I'm dancing at Lucky Devil Lounge on Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, and once in a while I'll do Saturday at Union Jack's club in Portland. Always 9-close.

I'm writing for Thrillist...
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rollerblazer85:
😍
elisarose:
It`s beautiful )
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He used to get lap dances from me; he went away to “get better”, and now he gets them, again.

I wasn’t the one having an affair. I didn’t know he was having an affair. I bought the hotel rooms, he paid me in cash.

He looked over his shoulder when we would go for 3 a.m walks, I thought he was...
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lizardlicks:
<3
tomzack80:
Wow, you writing is good! That's deep
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mckenzie:
ballerina feet!
rollerblazer85:
Beautiful
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I'm quite sure that I intimidate the vast majority of men that I go on dates with.

Don't get me wrong, I do my best to accommodate a stranger, I will turn my body language as gently as possible, lean in when appropriate, listen, inquire on that which I don't understand. I smile, I laugh when I'm amused, I split the...
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jeffereyjenkins:
I found only the best strippers are.
wendellc5:
I'm here. You have been looking in the wrong places and I have too obviously 
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The 10 Strip Club Commandments

Heheh. Really tho, my favorite part is the comments.

HEY, THE EDITOR SAID TO BE PROACTIVE.

Love,

Casper-Elle

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mroblesmx:
God save the strippers
thekidkumara:
You were one of the first SuicideGirls I checked out way back in 2006 I think (with an old profile) and you are still totally amazing...kicking ass and taking names! Just figured I would let you know.