calmer_than_you

I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
SexyKarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently...
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ronin_026:

MORE, MORE, That shit was too funny!!!

Oct 23, 2005

handsomejoe:

That was hilarious!

Oct 23, 2005

Let's see here.. I owe the state of Arizona $1,225.... and 24 hrs in a Jail.... BOOOYAH! I also have to contact a counselor for an Alcohol abuse class....

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thrasher:

dude, you don't need classes to learn how to abuse alchol, Andy & I can show you

man that blows

Oct 21, 2005

thedarkness:

Sorry to hear that dude.

Oct 21, 2005

To everyone I have ever offended.... I forgive you.

HAH!

wismac:

Huzzah!

Oct 18, 2005

thedarkness:

Weird.

Oct 18, 2005

To this day only one song can make me sad everytime i hear it. For the entire duration of this song, i will be sad. When it's over, i will go back to the way i felt before. this song is "Mama, Im coming home" by Ozzy. Damn it i love that song.

I just realized that almost all of my Testimonials are from people...
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stacie:

i never even look at the testimonials anymore. i love hair metal, but never got into that type of metal, joes brother is a huge ozzy fan however.

Oct 16, 2005

sedona666:

Thank you... again.

Oct 16, 2005

I haven't decided if i'm Witty, or just off the wall insane yet.

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mothra:

Maybe a little of both. Humor is never a black and white area... and sanity isn't either.

Oct 11, 2005

squishylizards:

something witty?

Oct 11, 2005

I make myself sick sometimes. This is one of those times.

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iamcitizen:

Cracker what? Hey, someone read it

Oct 10, 2005

squishylizards:

you are ok. I promise. and i'm drunk. my stomach hurts and it wants to eat my head, but i can hear it grumbling a message, wait, i think its sayin, no, no, that can't be, yes, it's saying sean is a bad ass.
my stomach tells no lies.