champagneofdudes

falling asleep on the train is not good. people start to think you're drunk.....were you?

eat more splenda!

My god, the drama seeps outside of the Celebrity Worship group around here, doesn't it?

I want in. Someone bitch slap me, please!

I will waste your time all I want, because you are a bitch...

I guess it comes down to who is the winner in life, and think we both know that's me...now go snuggle up with one of your unbathed roommates, you ass...

i really liked munich too, and never felt like frankfurt was worth visiting, well besides for its airport and train station.

yeah...i'm much dorkier than the cool kids, who was i kidding. i like the sacue and could most definately use an excuse not to drink alone too. let me know if you're up to something.

stop screening your calls, you bitch...

So how many babies you two going to have?

for some reason I thought today was thurday...so I don't actually need to know what you're doing tomorrow, although it was funny how willingly you told me...bitch...

I've burned portishead and nashville pussy for you...let me know if there's anything else you might want...I have some live mc5 and black sabbath that you might like...burn the new spoon disc for me if you have it...

I've burned like four discs for you, asshole...I wasn't aware we had a two disc limit...

I'm about to watch sopranos 5th season on dvd in a few minutes...I hate you...

I still hate you too, bitch...

updating my journal and spraying everything I can find with a can of air...dumb hippie...

you have mail, douche...

I hate you more than you hate me...

you didn't get my email about my kick ass road trip to edmond?

does this look familar? what is up with this shit?

word up, bitch...

I think it's really sweet that you're making an effort to hate me less...I'm teary-eyed...

I think I'm staying home tonight, so IM me later...

they gave me my gossip group!

and you better join or I'll kick your ass...

no, she's really a jerk...she used to have this really shitty talk show, and one day she brought in a box of donuts and she didn't want the crew to eat them, so she licked all the donuts in front of the crew...I'm a jerk, but I would never do something like that...I got a sweater from her clothing line for x-mas and I really wanted to slap the person who gave it to me, but it was cashmere, so I didn't slap the person...

I want a soft sweater and I'd be willing to bet that every time I wear that sweater around you, you will try to hug me every opportunity you get just so you can feel my soft sweater...ass...

UPDATE YOUR JOURNAL, BITCH...Like that?

when will you be able to IM me?

read my comments as part of the investigation...