cakemix

things i have learned in the last day or so:
1. do not shave girlie bits while drunk.
2. don't pluck eyebrows when in a very bad mood.
3. i have enough ppl to fuck me
4. an epiphany is an epiphany and i should stick to it
5. making a stand sucks and is lonely
6. it doesn't take much for me to reach...
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anyone know of a midget male stripper in the so cal area? i need one for a hen party in march...so its pretty urgent!
(cross posting to sgla)

conversation with my daughter on email:

isis - mom, can you scan in and email me my birth certificate so i can do a nude shoot?

me - there is one in your grandad's safe deposit box, tell him why you need it!

isis - i already did but he can't find it.




are all families like this or just mine?

being the traditional girl that i am...i'm feeling very left out of this year's whole leap year girls get to ask someone to marry you thang as i have no one to ask to marry me...

so should i back down on my decision to cut hibiscus off and dig one of my big gold bands out of my safe deposit box and present him...
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another night out with the bondage girls last night as one of my friends was over visiting from france. nice drinks and dinner and kisses...

not seen the lady cop again yet tho

o fuck i smell!
well my night wsn't as debauched as usual for a friday night but damn did i have a good time...this woman, yum! she's more butch then femme, but not a daddy type at all. tall, dresses well, nice watch - all the stuff that matters to me, lol...

i didn't go back to her place tho.
1. because it was outside...
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it's friday night again - my traditional night of heavy drinking and debauchery...yea i know every night SEEMS like it with me but fridays i especially put aside for it.

this evening's victim is a lady firearms officer - yummie, hot chick that knows how to use a gun. if she was tattooed and crazy then she'd fit right in with my family!

wish me...
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so he came and got all his stuff...he was dressed really nice - he'd made an effort, and i was with a client so just looked up at him when he walked in the room to tell me he wasn't stopping. he was really fucking sad and upset and it was hard to stay cold and be the bitch i want to be to him....
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thanks to everyone for all the lovely comments about my naked photos...i was worried to share them with all you hot young things...

so...hibiscus never showed up last night or called or nada. i put ALL his stuff out on the street and my new flatmate and her date brought it all back in - but its on the landing as i dont' want it...
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glad you all liked my naked pics...need a bit of a boost after the last 24 hours. hibiscus came back and acted like things were better and diffferent with us afer everything...went off to his modelling job leaving all his worldly possesions here in my flat saying he'd be back tonight and he's still not here...i want to make a statement and throw it all...
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naked 40 yr old lady photos in my pics now!

hibiscus did show up for dinner as he said he would when we finally spoke on valentines day...i cooked the hugest mexican meal and i ate loads so still feel like a beached whale which is probably why i can't sleep and its almost 8am and we need to get up as i should try to go to work today and he has a modelling...
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