Not gonna go into details, but I'm more than happy to pay $100 to watch you do what you do. Keep on keeping on and take my money.

Write drunk, edit sober and you won't have to work a day in your life.

If you're horny, jack it off! Can't go wrong with that!

Why are we doing this? Are you girls doing this for the money and the cred? Are we boys doing this for the fapping and the extremely remote possibility that we'll bang a SG? Ancient Astronaut theorists say yes. Am I wrong? I think not.