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Meh. I have had a ROUGH day today.

I'll be back to my sexually frustrated/inappropriate/silly self tomorrow, when my mood improves a bit. smile
tinkerin:
Ok so not to be too stalkerish, but can't wait for tomorrow then. On a more human note, I hope the shitty mood abates as it does tend to ruin one's day.
doctor_hu:
Aw. I'm sorry to hear you had a rotten day. That shouldn't happen to a rockstar like you.
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doctor_hu:
I was reading about that the other day! I'm dying to see it! I heard the director's planning to release it as a free and legal download in a few months, so I'm keeping an eye out for it. Let me know if you see it pop up anywhere. biggrin
doctor_hu:
That is way too funny and coincidental. biggrin

I wonder how quickly we could rig one up with a confetti popper. wink
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tinkerin:
wait......... did you just say tongue and pole, in the SAME sentence?
tinkerin:
not worried about what comes out, but what go in it, might be of concern
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So here are my new career dreams:

Hippie
PRO:
- I can be the crazy socialist I've always wanted to be!
- Communal living means lots of free love and getting others to do the chores I hate.
- You can't OWN the land, man.
- Illegal substances...
- I'll never have to wash my hair again!
CON:
- But... but... but... I want my...
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doctor_hu:
On Hippie:
- Actually, you're pretty dead on the mark with that one.

On Porn Star:
- You could always be a curvy porn star in lesbian porn, which would not do away with but maybe seriously decrease the risk of B.O.-chouli. Plus, you'd get to work with Daphne Rosen and Gianna Michaels and all those other names I really shouldn't be admitting to knowing.
- You could always do solo webgirl porn. Find an audience that appreciates you without coking out or getting anorexic, and choose what (and/or who) you do on camera. Probably (read: definitely) be a lot less money in it, but still... sexy time and money.
NEW CON:
- Once people know they can find a video of you using a vibrator or taking a moneyshot across the kisser, it pretty much precludes your being a star on a major network sitcom.

I think Singer would be good.
- Actually, I've got an idea I should talk to you about some time on that end.
- And as for YouTube, the secret is to have your own YouTube channel and put EVERYTHING on it. Then, when a screw-up gets posted, it's part of your self-effacing sense of humor that makes you a fan favorite of the online community. Instead of, "look at the pop/rock/[whatever] star who didn't want this to get out."

As for my list... I'll work on that and get back to you. smile
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So are your loved one's planning to eat you - I fell you deserve to know, but only cause I'm your virtual friend and have no way of knowing how tasty you actually are... wink

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat
doctor_hu:
Apparently, I have a 35% chance of being eaten by my loved ones. Oh, wait. I have been bitten....
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Late night pondering:

Name a TITLE character who died in their movie/play/novel.

Ex: Romeo and Juliet

GO! biggrin

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doctor_hu:
Also, Doctor Faustus -- although technically he's dragged bodily to Hell, so I don't know if you'd call that a "death" or not.
user573925:
Dr. Strangelove
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Hi everyone!

I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while - but I've been trying to get my life together, a lot of it doesn't involve the internet, sadly.

ANYWAY - mini-goals for this week:

1. Sell a bunch of stuff/condo. Cause the New Year means I need to have more "liquid" assets so I can travel/find a job away from VA. I want to...
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doctor_hu:
Good luck on the selling! I'll miss you in VA, but it's good to be moving forward! smile

MST3k is fun, isn't it? It's an old obsession for me. Which is my way of saying I can get you some of the harder-to-find episodes if you're interested. wink
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asylum643:
see you then.
doctor_hu:
Happy new year, Brisus! kiss
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doctor_hu:
MST3000=one of my favoritest shows ever, and Emmet Otter=one of my favoritest Christmas specials ever. smile

Too bad about the pink hair! You look cute in pink. But it rocks to hear about the new phone!
doctor_hu:
I don't know if it's still up or not, but Hulu also used to have The Film Crew, which was Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy from MST doing more movies. If it's still there, you should definitely check it out.
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AH! I'm finally back in my house after the blizzard on Friday!

Bring it on other blizzard, I'm ready for the worst!

;P
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doctor_hu:
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put some in the food." - Julia Childs

Things are fun and busy here! I actually got a job (shhh! don't tell the grown-ups!). I finished my novel for nanowrimo, and I'm working on scripts. But I am missing you. Does your phone not receive texts any more?
chappys4life:
spiked cider sounds yummy