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I was inspired... (Yes, it's an oldie, but I laugh each and every time...)

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the...
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I am having a rough couple of days... I HATE when that happens...

I got too much going on, and I am having a REAL hard time dealing with it all.

Hopefully, I'll get my funny back soon.

So, for my birthday LAST year, my wonderful Fiancee, SinfulSara was going to get her nipples peirced for me...

Well, I had to wait a year, but we finally got it done! And I have to admit, I LOVE them. More than I thought I would. And those who know me, know I have been OBSESSED with Pierced Nipples for YEARS and YEARS.

Well, she...
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Happy New Years to all my Friends at the Suicide Girls Site!

I hope the year is tremendous, and fulfilling, and wonderful!

Sadly, I must bid Adieu to my wonderful Suicide Girls and the entire SuicideGirl Community. It is causing a LOT of strife with my Girlfriend, who seems to be getting VERY insecure about my being a member here, and it is hurting her very much, and I do not know what to do about it.

So, I bid a fond "Farewell" to all my friends...
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