Wednesday May 02, 2007

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We have offically booked the most insane and awesome gig for burlesque.

I will be performing burlesque on the same stage as Foghat.

yes

as in FOGHAT



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smuffy:
no I have no hotel info! last I heard was just the dates. gimme.
thefreak:
HA! Awesome. biggrin

-TM

Wednesday May 02, 2007

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so, if all goes well, I'll have bluevalentine.net back on may 12th. keep fingers crossed.

And, here are my final plans for New York City

I arrive in Newark at 4:33 pm. I'll take the train into the city and immediately check into my hotel, Murray Hill East, which is at 149 East 39th Street.

Party like its 1999

Go home Tuesday, May 29th around...
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gilby:
Good luck on the website.

Have a great trip.
hopey:
Sooo, do you want to come to the wedding? I am sending shit out this week.

Thursday Apr 26, 2007

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So, as most of you know, bluevalentine.net, my website for over 3 years, was stolen from me after I did not renew the domain in time. The registration has expired but I'm not expecting to get it. I've finally let go and I'm thinking of moving everything to a new domain.

I'm thinking of combining my podcasts, photography stuff, and personal blog (and also thinking...
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thefreak:
Just think of ".org" as "An orgy of original BV material." Maybe that'll help you warm up to it. wink biggrin

-TM
gogobongo:
hmmmm,
www.bestdrunkdialevar.com
www.tomwaitssuperfan.cominmybutt
www.bluevalentinewasminefirstbiatches.com
www.bluevalentinelikesitinthepooper.com


these are just off the top of my head. they may already be taken. You're aces babe.

Monday Apr 16, 2007

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Attention all folks who will be in NYC from May 26th - May 29th or who would like to be.

Its official. I got my plane ticket today. Come keep me company in the big apple. Feel free to share a hotel room with me. I won't try to do you up the butt.

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And by "won't" I mean "will"



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thefreak:
Damn, ya couldn't have come and given me teh buttsecks when I was just there? tongue wink biggrin

-TM
illyria:
Are you in Big Star Burlesque??? I remember seeing it somewhere in the boards. You must know my good friend Cassandra?

Monday Apr 09, 2007

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Don't piss off momma when she hasn't had bread in 7 days and is all hopped up on mini-thins

Holy fucking bacon on a bagel..

So, today was our first burlesque rehersal in awhile. We have a show saturday at 10:30 pm. Tickets available now at http://www.bigstarburlesque.com *cough*

ANYWHO,

Rehearsal. 8pm. Instead of yesterday because everyone was all "oh no, stupid jew! It's the day...
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toothpickmoe:
Mmm, bacon...
smuffy:
my fingers smell like pussy.

I hope your show goes well on saturday.

Saturday Apr 07, 2007

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One of these days, I am going to have to collect all the stories I have about my dad and put together a book of humorous essays about the man.

I spoke to him on the phone yesterday. He mentioned he was going to go see my grandmother. My grandmother is a HUGE spurs fan. Somewhere, he got her a photo of Parker, Duncan and...
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toothpickmoe:
That's awesome.

My mother gave my father's father a dictaphone years back and told him to tell his stories. And he did. One of the best gifts she and he have ever given the family.
thefreak:
Ha ha ha! biggrin

-TM

Wednesday Apr 04, 2007

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They're Coming to Get You, Barbara

I come home yesterday from work around 7. As I drive up in front of my house I notice someone has left a shopping cart right at the curb by where I park my car.

"Ha ha! I DO live in the ghetto. Shopping Cart! How quaint! I shall take a photo of this and write a humorous journal...
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thefreak:
Damn shopping carts...think they can just have run of the streets. mad Where's a crazy bum lady when you need one?

-TM
gogobongo:
Oh wow, I haven't seen a shopping cart lynching since aught 6!

Tuesday Apr 03, 2007

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Open Letters

Open Letter #1

Dear Gentiles,

Normally I'm pretty proud to be a Jew. But sometimes, man, I have to admit you do your holiday's well.

And we have more than a few holidays that just seem to match up. Xmas and Channukah and Easter and Passover

As you probably are unaware, yesterday was the first day of passover. This is our "Holy Fuck,...
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toothpickmoe:
Overt liers drive me nuts. There is an art to lying that those people just don't understand.
gogobongo:
I guess that's why there are very few mexican jews.

Sunday Apr 01, 2007

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My semi-charmed life

or

How it came to be that Cyril Neville helped me put my pants on

Last night was the big Louisiana crawfish fest here in town.

6 minutes of dancing? $80. For me. I don't know why I didn't start doing this sooner.

So, after we were done, I went back into our tent where I found Cyril Neville (aka, the Neville...
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daghost:
You Mam, are the cool.
smuffy:
what the hell were they doing in your tent in the first place?

either way...you = whore!

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just kidding. I love you.

Saturday Mar 31, 2007

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The next 48 hours in a nutshell:
10am-12:00pm - Listen to The Lounge Show
12:00pm - make sure the last few bits of my costume are ready.
2:00pm - Do a few quick runthroughs of my dance
6:00pm - Shower, shave legs, do makeup, hair, etc.
7:45pm - Leave the house so I can make it the Louisiana Swamp Thing and Crawfish Festival by 8:15....
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holliday:
I KNOW...but it looks like I'm heading back east for a bit... can't argue with a body shop owned by a lady who just bought me a ticket to Boston...

Right now it's temporary...bitch needs some funding!
thefreak:
Have Fun! smile

-TM

Thursday Mar 29, 2007

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Contrary to popular belief, I'm not at al that "hep". Do people still say "hep"? See! So very very uncool.

But beyond my lack of the grasp of modern vernacular, the thing that really lowers my cool kid points is my celebrity crush. Or crushes.

I am coming out of the closet now and say that I am a sucker for NPR radio personalities and...
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incorrigible:
don't forget David Rakoff.

toothpickmoe and i went to the live This American Life show at UCLA a couple weeks ago and came in our pants. There we saw John Hodgeman, my BFF, LYLAS Sarah Vowell and Dan Savage. AND of course, my Ira. Mr. Glass brings new meaning to words like sheepish and awkward, but his wit and .....oh god, he's just so wonderful.......

i love you all the more for loving my radio family. (ira told an hilarious story about going to an OKGO gig with peter!)
toothpickmoe:
You think that lowers your cool kid points? It rasies them a milliondy, at least with the people that really matter. wink

Tuesday Mar 27, 2007

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When one of your best friends and often partner in crime tells you

"so, im learning all about brokering items on Everquest..."

you can pretty much forget ever seeing them in the light of day again...


Also, Boston folks. What the shit is Regatta weekend? I know it has something to do with boats. And the fact that hotels near where my friend is getting...
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obd:
well, I guess, enjoy the boats.
holliday:
I don't remember west boylston being that bad...but then, I haven't lived in boston for a while...
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