Ah, two things of substantial importance to post today. (1) Adrian's response (2) You've all been waiting for it...THE VAGINAL GHOST STORY O' DOOM!!!!
Ok, first Adrian. He writes:
is it true?
will i ever find another who will love me.
i thank you for your inspiration, i apologize for ever hurting you.
we CAN be the greatest two companions the earth has ever known...
but what will i do if i want to kiss you?
maybe your bisexual who like girls and only one boy...
i respect your decision and understand that college (not academically)
is the time when one finds who they truly are. i just think i still need to do some searching of my own.
how do i meet chicks?
i still miss and love you, but whatever happens, youll always be the reason i am who i am today. i always tried to make you laugh and im glad it worked.
i will write more later this week. take care of yourself, i need you to be alright.
bring me something from san sisco when you come down.
can i enroll at yer college? take me with you.
-adrian
Then in a follow-up email entitled "I'm a naughty boy" he writes,
you...uh..
kissed a girl?
what was it like?
did you like it?
did you like touching her?
was her skin soft?
i can only 'imagine'
-adrian
Excuse me while I barf all over my shoes.
I was in SG chat and the kiddies crowded around me saying, "Do tell us a vag story, Bionic! Tell us one now!" Now, without further ado...THE VAGINAL GHOST STORY!!! **Shines flashlight under chin** It was told to me by my friend Heather...
"So I had this friend...he was on a date with a girl and he tried to put his hand down her pants and go for the gold when he suddenly realized...THERE WAS NO GOLD!!!!" -Heather
"ACK! WHAT THE HELL WAS THERE???" -Me
"Nothing but a patch of hair..." -Heather
"But...but that doesn't make any sense! Where did she pee out of?" -Me
"Nobody knooooows...." -Heather
"WTF! You make it sound like a ghost story! 'Down at the old Watson farm...he tried to go for the gold...nobody knooooows' hahahaha. Well for God's sake, what happened after that?"
"I don't know. He just stopped seeing her. They never went on a date again...and she never explained it" -Heather
"Ugggh! **Shivers**" -Me
BOO! Solisis says this mystery will keep him awake for many a night now...HWA HA HAAAAA!!!
Ok, first Adrian. He writes:
is it true?
will i ever find another who will love me.
i thank you for your inspiration, i apologize for ever hurting you.
we CAN be the greatest two companions the earth has ever known...
but what will i do if i want to kiss you?
maybe your bisexual who like girls and only one boy...
i respect your decision and understand that college (not academically)
is the time when one finds who they truly are. i just think i still need to do some searching of my own.
how do i meet chicks?
i still miss and love you, but whatever happens, youll always be the reason i am who i am today. i always tried to make you laugh and im glad it worked.
i will write more later this week. take care of yourself, i need you to be alright.
bring me something from san sisco when you come down.
can i enroll at yer college? take me with you.
-adrian
Then in a follow-up email entitled "I'm a naughty boy" he writes,
you...uh..
kissed a girl?
what was it like?
did you like it?
did you like touching her?
was her skin soft?
i can only 'imagine'
-adrian
Excuse me while I barf all over my shoes.
I was in SG chat and the kiddies crowded around me saying, "Do tell us a vag story, Bionic! Tell us one now!" Now, without further ado...THE VAGINAL GHOST STORY!!! **Shines flashlight under chin** It was told to me by my friend Heather...
"So I had this friend...he was on a date with a girl and he tried to put his hand down her pants and go for the gold when he suddenly realized...THERE WAS NO GOLD!!!!" -Heather
"ACK! WHAT THE HELL WAS THERE???" -Me
"Nothing but a patch of hair..." -Heather
"But...but that doesn't make any sense! Where did she pee out of?" -Me
"Nobody knooooows...." -Heather
"WTF! You make it sound like a ghost story! 'Down at the old Watson farm...he tried to go for the gold...nobody knooooows' hahahaha. Well for God's sake, what happened after that?"
"I don't know. He just stopped seeing her. They never went on a date again...and she never explained it" -Heather
"Ugggh! **Shivers**" -Me
BOO! Solisis says this mystery will keep him awake for many a night now...HWA HA HAAAAA!!!
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Your stories are cute.
XoXoX, LiLA.