Ha, no response from Audrey. I think I may have embarassed her. Oh well.
Brain says, truthfully, factually, and in concrete blocks of realization, that there is no such thing as love, merely electrical impulses in your head. Brain also knows that cruelty is mathematically the majority of the outcomes in your dealings with people, as every human being wants the greatest good for themselves....
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Brain says, truthfully, factually, and in concrete blocks of realization, that there is no such thing as love, merely electrical impulses in your head. Brain also knows that cruelty is mathematically the majority of the outcomes in your dealings with people, as every human being wants the greatest good for themselves....
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Step 1 to constructing Lafemmebionique 2.0:
Be aware that you're a catch and don't deserve less than what you ask for. Don't be afraid to push away anyone who falls under the bar.
Dear Audrey,
So I got to thinking...listen, I think you're really a very beautiful woman and very sweet, but i've had really bad experiences in the past dating women involved with drugs....
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Be aware that you're a catch and don't deserve less than what you ask for. Don't be afraid to push away anyone who falls under the bar.
Dear Audrey,
So I got to thinking...listen, I think you're really a very beautiful woman and very sweet, but i've had really bad experiences in the past dating women involved with drugs....
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antiprincess:
Whoo-hoo for a brave and smart (imho) Bionicfemme!
At this time, I'm leaning toward going to Rebel Girl with you. What kind of music do they play? And would you call their drinks expensive? (Tiffy is a poor, unemployed college student who, nevertheless, would prefer a little alcohol to grease the wheels of her shyness).
And I'm sure it doesn't matter much, but based on the pic, I agree w/ Grrlhavoc. I didn't think she was especially good looking. But you and I may have different tastes.
At this time, I'm leaning toward going to Rebel Girl with you. What kind of music do they play? And would you call their drinks expensive? (Tiffy is a poor, unemployed college student who, nevertheless, would prefer a little alcohol to grease the wheels of her shyness).
And I'm sure it doesn't matter much, but based on the pic, I agree w/ Grrlhavoc. I didn't think she was especially good looking. But you and I may have different tastes.
crazydasaint:
Wow, that was much better handled than I could have pulled off... go you!
GOD SAVE MY SOUL. PLEASE!!!!! I AM BEGGING YOU! IF YOU EXIST, INTERVENE!!!!
I think Audrey will be another psycho. You see, when I talk to a girl there are certain...clues that tip me off that I somehow always ignore. When the clue tips me off, a string quartet emerges in my head and plays a shrill three note number that only shows up in...
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I think Audrey will be another psycho. You see, when I talk to a girl there are certain...clues that tip me off that I somehow always ignore. When the clue tips me off, a string quartet emerges in my head and plays a shrill three note number that only shows up in...
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morgan:
my favourite excuse for canceling dates/appointments:
"my grandmother suddenly burst into flames the other day"
"my grandmother suddenly burst into flames the other day"
lighthammer:
Okay, so you do realize that any one of those little snippets of conversation could have taken place in a REALLY bad sitcom, right?
Run. Run like the wind. This sounds like the kind of woman who would try to fix a broken toaster with a fork. While it's still plugged in. While standing in a big puddle of water.
Run. Run like the wind. This sounds like the kind of woman who would try to fix a broken toaster with a fork. While it's still plugged in. While standing in a big puddle of water.
So I have a date this thursday with Audrey. I talked to her on the phone a little and she seems alright. I hope everything will be OK and she won't turn out to be another psycho to add to "The List." Ack. Only god knows why I keep doing this, lol.
I do it for you, all for you...they make good stories.
I do it for you, all for you...they make good stories.
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prettyb0y:
Be careful, please. Bartender/Sales worries my paranoid ass, but the rest of the salon profile sounds like a spring rain. Hell, I'd be jealous.
antiprincess:
Good luck. My last semi-blind date turned out alright, in the sense that she wasn't a serial killer or anything, but we never really talked again. On the bright side, she wasn't a 40 year old man who locked me in his basement. 
Would that top secret "Cafe______" night be coming up soon? Did I maybe see a posting on CL about it recently? (Recently be fairly loosely defined.) You and me definately need to go out on the town some night. You can show me the ropes, and we can bat our eyes until cute girls buy us drinks.
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Would that top secret "Cafe______" night be coming up soon? Did I maybe see a posting on CL about it recently? (Recently be fairly loosely defined.) You and me definately need to go out on the town some night. You can show me the ropes, and we can bat our eyes until cute girls buy us drinks.
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"May I buy you a fith thandwich?" 
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bionicfemme:
Whoohoo! I am officially "smoove" with the ladies.
onefoolishline:
my dear, you truely are the ladies man.
edited because: FISHYNETTIES TODAY!
bow chickabowow!
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edited because: FISHYNETTIES TODAY!
bow chickabowow!
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*In the voice of God*
It is finished. And it was good.
MY EROTICA PIECE FOR SG IS FINISHED!
I am awaiting O's instructions as to where to send it...hmm...maybe i'll pop up on a new girl week, just not naked!
Are you excited? Are you excited?
Do you want me like I want you?
The thought of hundreds of people jacking off to my...
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It is finished. And it was good.
MY EROTICA PIECE FOR SG IS FINISHED!
I am awaiting O's instructions as to where to send it...hmm...maybe i'll pop up on a new girl week, just not naked!
Are you excited? Are you excited?
Do you want me like I want you?
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morgan:
But i wanna see it NOW! *stomps feet*
straykitten:
OOooOoOoOOoOo YAY!!!!
I have been too hard on this city and the lesbians in it. The documentary today that I was in was a lot of fun, we went all over Castro and The Mission and showed the camerawoman where the grrls are. We filmed the front of the first lesbian bar I ever snuck into *sniff! wiping tear from eye*. You know, I feel guilty for...
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johnny_crotchrot:
Fascinating.
onefoolishline:
ah ha! there's my bfemme. fuck eminem in his stupid ass (no, really that wouldn't funny).
you will have everything you want in this world; you deserve everything you want in this world...
next friday. can i be your groupie?
WHO ELSE WANTS TO BE BIONIC GROUPIES? I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!
please apply within
(got the hair done...hotcha cha cha and huzzah.)
you will have everything you want in this world; you deserve everything you want in this world...
next friday. can i be your groupie?
WHO ELSE WANTS TO BE BIONIC GROUPIES? I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!
please apply within
(got the hair done...hotcha cha cha and huzzah.)
I am drunk. And I know this because I am sitting here talking to you naked while eating Peeps.
Gabby went out with me to another lesbian house party. Now that I am hot on the trail of this small and secret scene, it shouldn't be too long before I become a regular in it and get familiar with the people. Again, only femmes were...
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Gabby went out with me to another lesbian house party. Now that I am hot on the trail of this small and secret scene, it shouldn't be too long before I become a regular in it and get familiar with the people. Again, only femmes were...
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fallen1carus:
"I am drunk. And I know this because I am sitting here talking to you naked while eating Peeps. "
this is the funniest thing i have heard all day.
this is the funniest thing i have heard all day.
olivia:
capricorns....they're so fabulous. if you find one, hang on tight 
"This body was not meant for hard work (except in bed) and I am meant to be worshipped." -My friend Gabby
Well, Gabby and I are out to annihilate the city tonight. I have to pay for her since as usual, she is this seductive femme princess who loves to be spoiled by both friends and lovers.
At the homeless art shelter today, I made...
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Well, Gabby and I are out to annihilate the city tonight. I have to pay for her since as usual, she is this seductive femme princess who loves to be spoiled by both friends and lovers.
At the homeless art shelter today, I made...
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prettyb0y:
Damn striaght (no pun intended)!! That sounds like something that would, not only make people think, but maybe make them think of something completely new and different, the second time they viewed it.
BFemme, sometimes you rock.
BFemme, sometimes you rock.
onefoolishline:
i tried to pretend but i can't...
Things will get better in time. For now I just need to find a way out of here. I want things to change. I feel the unique person I am in life and love stirring through my blood and woven deep in my sinews; I am proud of the strong code of honor I adhere to but am ashamed of the way it is received....
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articulus:
stick to your guns. words are magic. create worlds. breathe.
grrlhavoc:
Ya'll are just so gosh darned artsy fartsy there in Cali
Today I am doing a presentation on "The Science of Perversion" and "Gynocentric Feminist Allusions" in a novel called Nightwood by Djuna Barnes, a modernist lesbian author I am quickly falling in love with. Look at the picture. I think we look somewhat similar which is, um, scary.
Djuna, out of any lesbian author I have encountered, most resembles my real style of writing,...
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mtlqueen:
this weekend i had a run in with a petite whirlwind named alex in a washroom, then later in a kitchen... and she floored me with her femme bionique style... showed up at the party on the cutest lime green banana seat bicycle, kid sized... for a little woman she sure knew how to toss me around... very surprising... just like you are. i'm always lurking around here and feeling thankful. thankful that you are a force to be reckoned with, changing attitudes, altering lives, living large, loving every way you choose. just thought i'd share that with you.
nestor:
...hi...
*blushes*
mmm
*blushes*
mmm
Fun and frivolity in the men's restroom today.
You see, I went through a radical feminist phase where I refused to use the women's restroom last year. It nearly always embarassed Natalie to see me walk into a men's restroom with a swagger, come out satisfied, holding my beltloops by my thumbs saying "Yup, just doin' m'job." Sometimes, I purposely went into the men's restroom...
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You see, I went through a radical feminist phase where I refused to use the women's restroom last year. It nearly always embarassed Natalie to see me walk into a men's restroom with a swagger, come out satisfied, holding my beltloops by my thumbs saying "Yup, just doin' m'job." Sometimes, I purposely went into the men's restroom...
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grrlhavoc:
Its not about treating women as expendible..its about mutual fun...
im off to work too
im off to work too
morgan:
Playing PS2 and drinking fruity drinks together sounds pretty sweet! i think that would prevent me from going crazy much better than the TV and beer.
Love is a state of mind, like anger or happiness. Are anger and happiness not real because they only exist in your head? Or not real because they don't last forever? They all affect your behavior, so they have concrete effects in the world.
You can't look at somebody drinking themselves into a bleary teary stupor, or dancing down the sidewalk, or going to a dance class when they have the grace of an especially clumsy walrus -- can't see people acting in extraordinary ways they never would otherwise -- and say that there's no such thing as love.
Love isn't always pretty, sure. It isn't always selfless. It doesn't always make us more generous or giving or understanding. It doesn't always make us better people. It's a powerful emotion, with the ability to raise or lower us with more power than most anything else out there.
Love is very real, and frankly somewhat terrifying.
2) lol@crazybob...see, I am painfully an idealist, Which is why this love quest hurts so badly. I really do believe, in all honesty, that I could spend the rest of my life with someone and never get tired of them, grow with them, and build something special with them, but I keep in focus that the world doesn't want that, generally. We are living in an age where we not only have microwave mac and cheese, but EASY mac and cheese, for people who are just too darn inept and impatient to wait like five more seconds. Nobody wants to invest the time into building something with another human being. We are living in mass produced, consumer culture. Why have one love when you can have several new ones every month? I'm from an age of chivalry. I believe in vowing and pledging and fighting for what is right, I believe in true love, etc. But that then also means i'm lost, from hundreds of years behind everyone else.