"Woman! Whoa man. Whoaaaa man....Jane! Get me offa this crazy thing called...love?" -So I Married an Axe Murderer, the story of my life
I can so see myself doing odd slam/beat poetry performance art to get out my pent up frustration about crazy women in a few years. Mike Myers' character is like, me in a man's body 5 years from now. I just saw...
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I can so see myself doing odd slam/beat poetry performance art to get out my pent up frustration about crazy women in a few years. Mike Myers' character is like, me in a man's body 5 years from now. I just saw...
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dia:
You aren't rude. You have a right to your opinions. Do as I did, and go back and edit the post, and all will be fine. It's a good story, and it doesn't need names
Magenta is a very darling person. I understand her being protective. I'm the same way.
fith:
dia is the hottest girl in the world....
I scare you because I mean what I say and I scare you because I wouldn't jolly your rodger, then leave early in the morning and I scare you because I make art and I scare you because you've never seen anyone who looks like me before and I scare you because you don't know what category to place me in and I scare you...
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prudence:
some people really need to keep up with the times, don't they?
your prose is so beautiful.
your prose is so beautiful.
suoda:
Yes, your prose is terrific. Your frightening tactics incur the opposite reaction from me. I am thrilled by your ways. If someone ever wrote me a romantic ode while listening to Beethoven, I would build a birdhouse in their soul for me to nest. Thanks for your writing.
Currently working on circulating a petition that ends discrimination against LGBT youth in the foster care system...
Why did I forget who I was? I'm the Bionic Femme! My duty is to serve and protect the tired, weak, and discriminated, not complain about silly girls. Sometimes I get all wrapped up in that shit, and that's not what life is about. Love makes me fat...
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Why did I forget who I was? I'm the Bionic Femme! My duty is to serve and protect the tired, weak, and discriminated, not complain about silly girls. Sometimes I get all wrapped up in that shit, and that's not what life is about. Love makes me fat...
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digdug:
YOU are like butter, dahling
dia:
Hey beautiful, I wish you were going up to the Portland party, you could ride with me perhaps...
P.S. Don't flatter me so, you'll make me squidgy. I am squidgy enough as is, loveness.
P.S. Don't flatter me so, you'll make me squidgy. I am squidgy enough as is, loveness.
**Sigh** Dia is my dream woman. Would it be OK if the fates sent me a Dia to cuddle instead of a body pillow?
Things are going way too fast for me right now, which is why I haven't written in my journal for a while. Stacey and I went out again last night and I know for certain that nothing big is ever going...
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Things are going way too fast for me right now, which is why I haven't written in my journal for a while. Stacey and I went out again last night and I know for certain that nothing big is ever going...
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suoda:
Nice! Your enthusiasm for Cibo Matto rocks! I get to see Miho open up for Medeski Martin and Wood on Halloween. I can't wait for that. CIBO MATTO!!!
Romanticism class today was fun. Golly gee, I can't wait to stay up until 3am getting sucked into my creative writing homework! lol.
My friend is coming over and we're going to go out for dinner, but I just want a tasty dessert. I think I would like a strawberry shortcake, if at all possible. Mmm. Tasty.
I gave Amelie a cheese treat today; she...
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My friend is coming over and we're going to go out for dinner, but I just want a tasty dessert. I think I would like a strawberry shortcake, if at all possible. Mmm. Tasty.
I gave Amelie a cheese treat today; she...
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misterseeon:
depressing indeed. i'm already seeing little flags up on cars again. damn it.
ok, just wanted to say hello, so, hello
ok, just wanted to say hello, so, hello
dia:
I can talk about poetry forever.
I'm a slacker. Homework, what's that? I don't really feel like doing anything tonight...and Spanish blows!!!!
I feel like I have learned much from my previous relationship with N. Now I know what things I will tolerate and what things I won't, and I would rather end a relationship as soon as it goes downhill than prolong the horrid thing for 4 months like last...
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I feel like I have learned much from my previous relationship with N. Now I know what things I will tolerate and what things I won't, and I would rather end a relationship as soon as it goes downhill than prolong the horrid thing for 4 months like last...
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I redecorated so that a sassy pic of Dia is taped to my bedroom ceiling. Now everytime I lay down and look up, it looks like Dia's lying on top of me. My room rules, lol.
Bought the Doves CD entitled "The Last Soundtrack" today and it makes me feel like I am coming home to something, although I can't explain what. It's a wonderful...
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Bought the Doves CD entitled "The Last Soundtrack" today and it makes me feel like I am coming home to something, although I can't explain what. It's a wonderful...
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mechanic:
when I'm king you will be first against the wall....
dia:
That's very flattering sweetheart! Too bad it's not really me taped to the ceiling, I like it up there like spiderwoman. Can I have a pic of you to tape up too?!
Digdug, I love you. If I was straight, I would so get my ass to LA so I could be your wife.
And speaking of wives, the stacey scenario is nuts, don't ask me how or why anything is the way it is.
So the psychic I went to is right; there really IS an evil, satanic force stealing away all the chances of love...
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And speaking of wives, the stacey scenario is nuts, don't ask me how or why anything is the way it is.
So the psychic I went to is right; there really IS an evil, satanic force stealing away all the chances of love...
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sixsixty:
digdug is my gay mortal enemy in a heterosexual way?
volkov:
why is when you talk about Stacey I am starting to hear that Poe lyric in my head
" sometimes I think yer crazy and sick
other times I think yer soooo fiiiine..."
and I am pretty sure that you,for a fact, are not a heartless slut or a mindless bitch...er.
It just sounds like there are enough issues to make a subscription...or make you wanna take out a prescription...
at this point I say, protect yourself from harm. Do what is right for you. If Stacey ever comes to her senses and wants to meet you halfway, then excellent. If not...seriously...it's her loss.
I just hope it all works out for ya. I mean...hell...if a cute,intelligent, funny, generally neet lesbian girl cannot find love in this world.....what chance do the rest of us have.
no pressure. :-P
anyhow...just wishing you well
V
" sometimes I think yer crazy and sick
other times I think yer soooo fiiiine..."
and I am pretty sure that you,for a fact, are not a heartless slut or a mindless bitch...er.
It just sounds like there are enough issues to make a subscription...or make you wanna take out a prescription...
at this point I say, protect yourself from harm. Do what is right for you. If Stacey ever comes to her senses and wants to meet you halfway, then excellent. If not...seriously...it's her loss.
I just hope it all works out for ya. I mean...hell...if a cute,intelligent, funny, generally neet lesbian girl cannot find love in this world.....what chance do the rest of us have.
no pressure. :-P
anyhow...just wishing you well
V
I have so much thinking to do.
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prudence:
me, too. about everything. thinking and deciding. it's exhausting.
digdug:
One day, I'll write an ode to you.
If only I knew how to write.
If only I knew how to write.
Not all the king's horses and all the king's men can bring me down today! Woke up feeling su-diddly-uper from alcohol and much needed groping. Aw yeah. Must've been the best night sleep i've had in quite some time.
My best friend said I left a message on her answering machine last night where I was giggling hysterically, bragging about how I was tossing back...
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My best friend said I left a message on her answering machine last night where I was giggling hysterically, bragging about how I was tossing back...
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Ummm....aaaah. I think N is stalking me again. I kept getting all these calls at 8:30 in the morning and nobody EVER calls me at that time except her. The person just kept calling and hanging up, I haven't been getting calls like that since I moved here. Then I tried to get into my email and it said someone was already signed in under...
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Dude, I am such a liar. Like I could be straight. Had me a plate of woman tonight and washed it down with some liquor. Word.
Yeah, so I went back to Francisco's house, and Stacey proceeded to call me FOUR times. Wow, that's a lot for somebody who says i'm the one who's attatched to her. I was angry at what she told Francisco,...
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Yeah, so I went back to Francisco's house, and Stacey proceeded to call me FOUR times. Wow, that's a lot for somebody who says i'm the one who's attatched to her. I was angry at what she told Francisco,...
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volkov:
hahahahahahaha
Dude! I told you you rocked...sheesh...and you doubted? for shame!
way to go! make her work for it too.
yeah right you be straight. "sssshhyeah! and monkeys might fly out of your butt!"
*high5's*
V
Dude! I told you you rocked...sheesh...and you doubted? for shame!
way to go! make her work for it too.
yeah right you be straight. "sssshhyeah! and monkeys might fly out of your butt!"
*high5's*
V
mike11:
you are being a bad girl , lol