Patriarchal Sweepstakes
Blessed are the pretty girls
and their genetic lottery tickets.
Ya played and ya won, honey.
Ya played and ya won.
You've won:
a lifetime supply of acceptance
your own houseboat on the mainstream
certification that you'll always be taken and
first pick of who plays on your team.
If you lose, it includes:
rejection, classification
discrimination and lack
of an explanation.
Sorry,...
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Blessed are the pretty girls
and their genetic lottery tickets.
Ya played and ya won, honey.
Ya played and ya won.
You've won:
a lifetime supply of acceptance
your own houseboat on the mainstream
certification that you'll always be taken and
first pick of who plays on your team.
If you lose, it includes:
rejection, classification
discrimination and lack
of an explanation.
Sorry,...
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Ha ha. It worked. The neighbor apologized. I should teach a class on "How to be a bitch in an effective manner 101"
Yeah baby yeah.
Off to visit the sis in the hospital. (Oh by the way, she's not really my sis, she's my cousin. I just call her that because she lived in my house for, like, 3/4th of her life. We shared...
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Yeah baby yeah.
Off to visit the sis in the hospital. (Oh by the way, she's not really my sis, she's my cousin. I just call her that because she lived in my house for, like, 3/4th of her life. We shared...
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Ok, will someone please tell me why the FUCK I always get in trouble for noise violations when every year I end up moving next to the noisiest people alive?
It's 3am. Trying to sleep. Have been awake since 7am yesterday. As soon as I fell asleep, this drunk ass ho next door comes home with like 12,000 of her friends and they're, like, THROWING...
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It's 3am. Trying to sleep. Have been awake since 7am yesterday. As soon as I fell asleep, this drunk ass ho next door comes home with like 12,000 of her friends and they're, like, THROWING...
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mike11:
good going, I do not think that you could a better job than what you did.
"this is a hold up.
don't reach for your wallet.
reach for me.
i don't want your money.
i want your love.
every artist does.
we want to be adored
until we walk funny with it,
until we stagger with greatness
dumb with it drunk with it
sick it out in a puddle on our shoes.
we want to be adored and we
want it...
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don't reach for your wallet.
reach for me.
i don't want your money.
i want your love.
every artist does.
we want to be adored
until we walk funny with it,
until we stagger with greatness
dumb with it drunk with it
sick it out in a puddle on our shoes.
we want to be adored and we
want it...
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gil:
Man you had alot to say to night
ohh & cool poem
ohh & cool poem
dia:
You should've come. You could've perved out with me. I was a MAN up there. It was great. The girls were searingly hot.
Hee hee hee! Lola is frickin' awesome. The kick-off party for the forward girls festival kicked ass. A woman with a beard affectionately sat on my friend Maria's lap.
Lola wants me to read some poetry tomorrow at open mic, but I think i'm too shy. In any case, I think i'll gather some funny stuff I have lying around and see if I can...
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Lola wants me to read some poetry tomorrow at open mic, but I think i'm too shy. In any case, I think i'll gather some funny stuff I have lying around and see if I can...
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Lola ROCKS the cashbah!
AW yeah. Tomorrow: kick-off party and Lola's presence. The following day: The actual festival and Lola's presence.
This is going to be so fucking awesome that it just can't be legal.
I'm giving myself a facial to prepare to hang out with Lola in all her glory tomorrow, as you can see. See, this is what goes on behind closed doors;...
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AW yeah. Tomorrow: kick-off party and Lola's presence. The following day: The actual festival and Lola's presence.
This is going to be so fucking awesome that it just can't be legal.
I'm giving myself a facial to prepare to hang out with Lola in all her glory tomorrow, as you can see. See, this is what goes on behind closed doors;...
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indie:
blah sorry GREAT picture
nouvelle:
you are the cuteist damn thing!!! your writing always makes me smile. and the picture....HA HA HA hehe (the best) have fun this weekend with her hotness lola, the two of you walking into a place together...your liable to burn it to the ground. good luck with the ladies ms. beautifullfemme, actually, they will be the lucky ones. peace juni
p.ss. check out an album called , smokey&miho, it's one of the girls from cibo matto and the guitarist who plays with beck.
p.ss. check out an album called , smokey&miho, it's one of the girls from cibo matto and the guitarist who plays with beck.
Dear boy
You are not far from my thoughts.
At times, our love
Reminds me of the circled
Anklets of the graces--
Not so long ago
I held you
Before you were a man and I was gone.
Do not think you've wandered
So far from my shores;
Often, I remember the honey colour
of your eyes,
The fullness of your lips
The way the...
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You are not far from my thoughts.
At times, our love
Reminds me of the circled
Anklets of the graces--
Not so long ago
I held you
Before you were a man and I was gone.
Do not think you've wandered
So far from my shores;
Often, I remember the honey colour
of your eyes,
The fullness of your lips
The way the...
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mike11:
looking VERY good in those glass' !
ponyboy_curtis:
i like "Before Cerberus happens upon you with his eager jowl."
And i like new names. Everyone is rockin new names these days.
And i like new names. Everyone is rockin new names these days.
2 days until feminist poetry reading and counting. Look at the ecstatic joy upon my face. Too excited about hearing Daphne Gottlieb perform live and seeing the hottest poetess ever, Dessa Darling onstage. I think i'm in love with her. Lawwl.
febo:
i bet (in vegas) that you will rip it for the remaining two days. and thereafter.
glasses. nice.
glasses wearer (and ya, that's a word) also,
t/f
-/
glasses. nice.
glasses wearer (and ya, that's a word) also,
t/f
-/
"Wearing glasses may cause you to get laid!" -Dia
I'm wearin' em. Ew! LOL. Actually you know what's weird? The glasses are having the REVERSE effect of what I predicted! My hypthesis was that people would be turned off by the dorkiness of them, but instead they seem to be working as an aphrodisiac! Dia was right!
I dunno, girls have been checking me out,...
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I'm wearin' em. Ew! LOL. Actually you know what's weird? The glasses are having the REVERSE effect of what I predicted! My hypthesis was that people would be turned off by the dorkiness of them, but instead they seem to be working as an aphrodisiac! Dia was right!
I dunno, girls have been checking me out,...
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rogueboy:
I haven't forgotten about you, bdk. I've been busy, and have posted sporadically, I just haven't posted in your journal for whatever reason. Completely capricious and arbitrary.
I hope your sister is alright, despite my lack of faith in the medical profession. Ask me about that later. But I shall keep my fingers crossed on your behalf.
Glasses haven't gotten me laid... technically. I think women DO find me (or them) attractive, but either they think I'm gay or they're not sure how to approach me, as I'm rather anti-social and not too approachable. By choice half the damn time.
But I agree wholeheartedly with you and Dia, only because I'm a four eyed bat who wants to think he's sexy, or something.
I hope your sister is alright, despite my lack of faith in the medical profession. Ask me about that later. But I shall keep my fingers crossed on your behalf.
Glasses haven't gotten me laid... technically. I think women DO find me (or them) attractive, but either they think I'm gay or they're not sure how to approach me, as I'm rather anti-social and not too approachable. By choice half the damn time.
But I agree wholeheartedly with you and Dia, only because I'm a four eyed bat who wants to think he's sexy, or something.
rogueboy:
Oh yes, you and your glasses look GREAT!
Something horrible happened.
My little sister had to go in for emergency surgery today because her appendix burst inside her or something. I don't know all of the details, all I know is that apparently there is large amounts of pus inside her and the doctors can't remove it because it's near some nerve that's very dangerous to touch.
I'm sure she'll be OK but...
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My little sister had to go in for emergency surgery today because her appendix burst inside her or something. I don't know all of the details, all I know is that apparently there is large amounts of pus inside her and the doctors can't remove it because it's near some nerve that's very dangerous to touch.
I'm sure she'll be OK but...
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indie:
I hope that your sis will be okay. Keep us posted!
lola:
Hey that Sat. event at the LGBT center sounds like fun! We should definately go to O2 bar on Friday, I'm free after 8:30. Saturday I get to work 9-1 but I totally want to check out the LGBT center stuff! I still haven't been in there but I've heard it's cool.
Profile Pic caption: This was taken exactly 1 year ago, before I became a jaded bitch. Note the youthful spunk in my eye. I believe I was cracking up because I just pulled a prank on somebody, although I don't remember what it was. I look like i'm whistling.
Watched "But i'm a cheerleader" with the LGBT club tonight. I guess my sexy popsicle trick...
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Watched "But i'm a cheerleader" with the LGBT club tonight. I guess my sexy popsicle trick...
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sixsixty:
i am not going to the 1 year party. but i am also not a hot sg. what are you kids planning on doing if you kids do anything around here?
elise:
hey BF. i just wanted to stop and say hey. and i did. and cute picture. and But I'm A Cheerleader rules.
that's it.
xoxoxo
elise
that's it.
xoxoxo
elise
YESSSSSS!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Volkov, you rule for 28 reasons. I love your desktop! Thank you for putting me next to Dia, that is the best possible place ever. It kinda looks like she's flipping me off and i'm daydreaming about it, like it's more of a proposition than an obscene gesture. Hahaha.
I believe I flunked my Spanish test, old chap. I hope I don't fail...
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Volkov, you rule for 28 reasons. I love your desktop! Thank you for putting me next to Dia, that is the best possible place ever. It kinda looks like she's flipping me off and i'm daydreaming about it, like it's more of a proposition than an obscene gesture. Hahaha.
I believe I flunked my Spanish test, old chap. I hope I don't fail...
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olivia:
i was offered a part on xena. it was going to be a few weeks of filming so its possible i would have been some minor goddess. alas, i didn't take it, because i thought my new job was more important. DUH.
i was in the customs line with lucy lawless at auckland airport once, she's way hotter in person than on xena...
i was in the customs line with lucy lawless at auckland airport once, she's way hotter in person than on xena...