"I must get the access codes to Zion...I must...break...free..."
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Last time I went to the beach, I tried to write the ocean a letter in the sand with my finger. I wanted it to say,
Dear Ocean,
What is the biggest creature that lives in you?
What is the prettiest/coolest/scariest thing you have seen?
Who is the most interesting human being that has travelled in or on you?
Do mermaids exist?
Love,
B-Femme
The...
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Dear Ocean,
What is the biggest creature that lives in you?
What is the prettiest/coolest/scariest thing you have seen?
Who is the most interesting human being that has travelled in or on you?
Do mermaids exist?
Love,
B-Femme
The...
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grrlhavoc:
Will this incessant jackhammering and bricksawing ever cease!?!
I didnt think so
I didnt think so
radiobastet:
I can't answer the other questions for sure, but I can definitely tell you, beyond the shadow of any doubt:
Mermaids DO exist!!!!!!!!!!
[Edited on Apr 16, 2003]
Mermaids DO exist!!!!!!!!!!
[Edited on Apr 16, 2003]
Time for a little rest...baby Bionic partied too hard this week. And there's nothing really fun out tonight worth going to.
This is the sabbath, right?
This is the sabbath, right?
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grrlhavoc:
of to work 12 hours....blah 
prettyb0y:
Only for some. Other's do it Saturday.
Shabbat Shalom.
[Edited on Apr 14, 2003]
Shabbat Shalom.
[Edited on Apr 14, 2003]
Dyke Drama at the Butchies show last night. I ran into Franchesca, Natalie's best friend.
"Hey, what's up?" -Franchesca
"Nothing much. I'm a little drunk." -Me
"You still talk to Natalie?" -Franchesca
*In wildly drunken gestulations* "Fuck no! I never want to talk to that little bitch again. I hate her!" -Me
"Wow...someone's a little bitter." -Franchesca
"I have EVERY FUCKING RIGHT to be bitter!...
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"Hey, what's up?" -Franchesca
"Nothing much. I'm a little drunk." -Me
"You still talk to Natalie?" -Franchesca
*In wildly drunken gestulations* "Fuck no! I never want to talk to that little bitch again. I hate her!" -Me
"Wow...someone's a little bitter." -Franchesca
"I have EVERY FUCKING RIGHT to be bitter!...
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grrlhavoc:
gotta love payback 
crazydasaint:
I'm dying!
Drunken Bionic stories make me laugh.
A lot.
Drunken Bionic stories make me laugh.
A lot.
I volunteered at the homeless art shelter again yesterday. I met the artist who created the collage that said in the center of it, "Entertain me into believing." His name is Thomas. I think he is quite talented; all of his pieces have earth shattering sayings in the middle of these clever collages, complete with industrial looking pieces of metal glued to them, or sometimes...
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grrlhavoc:
naptime....
volkov:
M Tea will dobtless use thatepisode in some fuure writing of hers.
and YOU own yor work, girl. Ive met prescious few people who were so in ownership of thier own voice. and thereby their own works as yorself. you preform at thebhest of other forces placed upon you, but your work is ineffablyyor own...so there! take that and smoke it in or waterpipe of life, sistah! booyah!
uh...did I just say booyah? ok...thats is...volkov is alittle drunky.... have a good night...I am a goin ta bed!
oh yeah.... *HUGZ!!!!*
v
and YOU own yor work, girl. Ive met prescious few people who were so in ownership of thier own voice. and thereby their own works as yorself. you preform at thebhest of other forces placed upon you, but your work is ineffablyyor own...so there! take that and smoke it in or waterpipe of life, sistah! booyah!
uh...did I just say booyah? ok...thats is...volkov is alittle drunky.... have a good night...I am a goin ta bed!
oh yeah.... *HUGZ!!!!*
v
So I went to a Michelle Tea reading last night and it was just awesome. She read a piece that she just randomly doodled a little while ago and asked to crowd to "forgive her its faults" but since she's a frickin' LAMBDA award winner, it clearly had no faults.
She kept looking at me for the whole first half of the show when this...
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She kept looking at me for the whole first half of the show when this...
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grrlhavoc:
The little sprite was resting under the mushroom when the catapiller came inching along...."why so glum" asked the catapiller?....the little sripte sighed and said "ive had a long day at work and i need a backrub" The sweet fuzzy catapiller used all 870 of her legs to give the sprite the best backrub ever!
soda:
Yes, just keep doing what your doing,
"reading radically feminist lesbian local authors, go to their poetry slams, support them and try to learn the tricks of the trade."
School just gives you the rules so you can break them! I agree about how it makes you question yourself -with all that crap about genre...but if you stay true to your writing than you can take what you want and leave the rest.
cheers *slams down shot glass"
"reading radically feminist lesbian local authors, go to their poetry slams, support them and try to learn the tricks of the trade."
School just gives you the rules so you can break them! I agree about how it makes you question yourself -with all that crap about genre...but if you stay true to your writing than you can take what you want and leave the rest.
cheers *slams down shot glass"
Things that make me horny:
Grrlhavoc's naked body-makes me horny
Alcohol-makes me horny
Pot-makes me horny
Cowgirls-make me horny
Femmes- make me horny
HOUSE MUSIC- makes me horny
Dancing- makes me horny
Executing 21 hit Dangun form in Tae kwon do- makes me horny
Getting good grades- makes me horny
Good literature- makes me horny
Feminist poetry slams- makes me horny
Anti-War protests- make me...
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Grrlhavoc's naked body-makes me horny
Alcohol-makes me horny
Pot-makes me horny
Cowgirls-make me horny
Femmes- make me horny
HOUSE MUSIC- makes me horny
Dancing- makes me horny
Executing 21 hit Dangun form in Tae kwon do- makes me horny
Getting good grades- makes me horny
Good literature- makes me horny
Feminist poetry slams- makes me horny
Anti-War protests- make me...
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desidia:
couldn't you just not like penis? *sobs*
I don't think I could date someone where Final Fantasy made them horny.
I'd be all "Noooooo Bitch!!! I'm building experience!"
but that'll never happen, no (reasonable) boi or girl alive wants to date me.
I don't think I could date someone where Final Fantasy made them horny.
I'd be all "Noooooo Bitch!!! I'm building experience!"
but that'll never happen, no (reasonable) boi or girl alive wants to date me.
radiobastet:
Preach on, sistah! Dang, you're making *me* horny...
As for these morons IM'ing you - as hard as it might seem, IGNORE them. They are trying like hell to get a rise out of you. Don't give 'em the satisfaction. As far as you're concerned, they do not exist.
If that doesn't work, change your IM user name... Hey, fuck AOL anyway! They are anti-gay!!!
Peace Now!!
Smash Patriarchy!!
God Is Coming & Is She Pissed!!!!!
As for these morons IM'ing you - as hard as it might seem, IGNORE them. They are trying like hell to get a rise out of you. Don't give 'em the satisfaction. As far as you're concerned, they do not exist.
If that doesn't work, change your IM user name... Hey, fuck AOL anyway! They are anti-gay!!!
Peace Now!!
Smash Patriarchy!!
God Is Coming & Is She Pissed!!!!!
Gah! High School flashbacks when I woke up this morning. What were you named in High School?
Court Jester- Junior Year
Funniest Senior Girl- Senior year, duh
Most likely to become famous -Senior year
Best attitude/sportsmanship -Basketball, Senior year
And I was a backup singer for a Christian rock band sophomore year, almost was elected chaplain sophomore year, and nearly got homecoming princess sophomore and...
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Court Jester- Junior Year
Funniest Senior Girl- Senior year, duh
Most likely to become famous -Senior year
Best attitude/sportsmanship -Basketball, Senior year
And I was a backup singer for a Christian rock band sophomore year, almost was elected chaplain sophomore year, and nearly got homecoming princess sophomore and...
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crazydasaint:
I got "Most likely to become an FBI agent" for some reason. Possbly because people thought I was mysterious. Possibly because I always drank my coffee black (though the cafeteria never did have any cherry pie)
redskull:
Femmes, Bionic or no, need the vitamins and minerals that brocolli and cauliflower provide, namely iron.
But I'm sure you're all tough and butchy like Popeye and get all of your iron from spinach.
Brussel sprouts though... icky.
But I'm sure you're all tough and butchy like Popeye and get all of your iron from spinach.
Brussel sprouts though... icky.
Suburban Matriarchy
(Dedicated to all the lesbians in Houston)
I'll cook and clean, dear
I'll even polish your strap-on.
You can fix the car, dear
And I can service you later.
(Dedicated to all the lesbians in Houston)
I'll cook and clean, dear
I'll even polish your strap-on.
You can fix the car, dear
And I can service you later.
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googused:
*snaps fingers and adjusts beret*
Dawn.
I have been thinking a lot, lately, about how I have to leave San Francisco. I am becoming really bored studying here. Don't get me wrong, this will always be my true hometown and I think no matter what happens in my life, I'll end up returning here. I don't believe there's any other city in the US that is as diverse and artistic,...
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I have been thinking a lot, lately, about how I have to leave San Francisco. I am becoming really bored studying here. Don't get me wrong, this will always be my true hometown and I think no matter what happens in my life, I'll end up returning here. I don't believe there's any other city in the US that is as diverse and artistic,...
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theduke:
As a brit i'd have to recommend London but I think you're right, change is good. I think you need to go somewhere completely different just to remind you of the good things you have. You say SF will always be your hometown and i feel the same about where I live, but I understand that at times you do feel bogged down and the city seems almost oppressive.
What worked for me was a weekend in the country. How cliche I know, and I said as much to my friend before we left but it work. The fresh air cleansed me and the lack of distraction was great for getting my head together. after four days I was ready to go back, one of the benefits of the country is that it's so bloody boring you don't really want to stay there - it's pretty though.
Anyway, it worked for me, hope you sort out what works for you.
All the best,
T
What worked for me was a weekend in the country. How cliche I know, and I said as much to my friend before we left but it work. The fresh air cleansed me and the lack of distraction was great for getting my head together. after four days I was ready to go back, one of the benefits of the country is that it's so bloody boring you don't really want to stay there - it's pretty though.
Anyway, it worked for me, hope you sort out what works for you.
All the best,
T
grrlhavoc:
hehe i can imagine u in Belle's skirt with bloomers twirling thru a field....cute
I AM 21 TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS! I WENT CLUBBING AT 12AM TO CELEBRATE MY B-DAY.
LOLA BOUGHT ME DRINKS AND THREATENED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BY PUTTING ROOFIES IN MY AGUA. HEATHER ARRANGED EVERYTHING AND IS THE SHIT, YO.
I WILL RESPOND TO Y'ALL SOON BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TO SLEEP OR VOMIT OR WHACK OFF, I CAN'T DECIDE.
I WANT MY COWGIRL.
LOLA BOUGHT ME DRINKS AND THREATENED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME BY PUTTING ROOFIES IN MY AGUA. HEATHER ARRANGED EVERYTHING AND IS THE SHIT, YO.
I WILL RESPOND TO Y'ALL SOON BUT FOR NOW I HAVE TO SLEEP OR VOMIT OR WHACK OFF, I CAN'T DECIDE.
I WANT MY COWGIRL.
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drnecessitor:
Your fave sex position made me laugh like a friggin' goofball.
letigre:
shimmie shimmie coco puff...
hey gravy train is playing saturday...
hey gravy train is playing saturday...
THIS JOURNAL ENTRY HAS LESBIAN SEX IN IT! It's long, so...there's your incentive!
Um, so yeah. I just got back from being in Texas with Grrlhavoc. I will tell you about all the unique experiences according to day.
Day 1
After much anxiety and anticipation, the plane I transferred to touched down in Houston. I stepped off the plane and spotted Grrlhavoc; immediately Kylie Minogue's...
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Um, so yeah. I just got back from being in Texas with Grrlhavoc. I will tell you about all the unique experiences according to day.
Day 1
After much anxiety and anticipation, the plane I transferred to touched down in Houston. I stepped off the plane and spotted Grrlhavoc; immediately Kylie Minogue's...
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iggy24:
that was a very engaging/entertaining piece! u r a good writer i must say...
claudia:
WHOOHOO!! I am so happy for you right now. You so deserved to get your shit rocked by someone worthy of your sweet lovin. I feel like I am living vicariously through you since I am starting to fantasize about women a lot again. Specifically, Nala and Mary. But that's neither here nor there. Again, congrats. The Texas thing is lame though. The very fact that there is no airport named after George Bush should be reason enough for her to come to Cali.
Matrix 2 baby... comin up
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