bionicfemme

yay! i'm on your friends list now!

ooooo...vampire hunter d...which one bloodlust???

I can have great sex without setting a g/f on fire, but that's beside the point.

I'm glad to see you're now getting the ball rolling on giving PsychobitcH her comeuppance. As much as the thought of you beating her relentlessly with an aluminum bat would have made me happy, you're much better off taking this route.

And be careful about seducing your landlady; don't want another woman to go crazy on you and put a bulls-eye on your back, especially when she's the one you've gotta give your rent to on the 1st. Hey, you never know what can happen.

I hope you have fun (fun WITHOUT psycho bitches crank calling you and paying you unwanted visits) in your new place.
-Steve

your psychotic ex is the one you lost your virginity to? so she's the heartless bitch with a hairy back and an inverted nipple? ha ha...
i'll get to curry one of these days, but weekdays (and nights) are usually really bad for me. see, in addition to being married, i also have a kid. she's only 17 months, so she kind of requires a shitload of maintainence. plus, i'm also planning on getting a part-time job at night soon, so i'll really have no time for anything fun.
i've actually been meaning to talk to you about dj-ing. i read that you gave dia a mixed tape, and i'd love to hear it, too (or any other one you'd make!). i could make you one too, if you'd like.
when i dj 'on location,' i usually only play cd's. it's just easier that way- you don't have to lug nearly as much stuff (i use one of those cd binders that hold 300 cd's). i don't know if i could help you- i'm really not that great! i just happen to know a lot about music. my mixing skills are getting a lot better; i'm getting better at beat-matching. i've never even tried scratching.
have you ever thought of working (well...volunteering) at a college radio station? i assume you go to sf state, and they don't have a station (not one that i know of, anyway), but in the bay area you can dj at just about any of the college radio stations w/o being a student. my husband and i both d.j.ed at kalx (that's where we met, actually!), and neither one of us attended cal a day in our lives. rick (hubby) also d.j.ed at kusf for a while (again, w/o being a student of u.s.f.), and i also had a friend who d.j.ed at kfjc who wasn't a student there. there are actually a few people at kalx who go to s.f state (and plenty others who just live in sf), in particular suzie spastica, who is usually on the air sundays from noon-3. kalx has an amazing music collection (they have around 70,000 items), and it really is a great place to learn and/or improve your techniques, especially if you learn from some of the more serious, experienced dj's there. i haven't been there for a while, but i'm planning on going back soon; i'd be happy to help get you started there. even though it's non-paying, there are still great perks to working there (like getting into shows for free), plus, they broadcast over the internet, so all of your friends here can listen to you, no matter where they live!

you can even plug the suicidegirls, occasionally...

I am trying to look at things in a positive, funny aspect. After staring at the threat for hours and rereading it bajillions of times, I focus in on "Your selfish beauty haunts my soul. I love you only for the way you look, I love you for what is between your legs and on your chest." I think, WTF, I must be some hot shit naked, to drive some psychotic woman to want to stab me 'cause she can't have a piece of that hot, hot, biofemme. Wow, it's enough to drive her into INSANITY!!!!! lol. Well...I do have pretty cute nipples...but, um, it shouldn't be enough for someone to want to stab me. lol. As someone mentioned before, it truly is the epitome of bad goth poetry, even if she's not a goth and the biggest suburbanite in the world. Wow, don't try to spin bad poetry off on an English major, it is just disappointing.

Aluminum bat...good choice, my friend. I think you are right. I will purchase an aluminum bat. I would be able to wield it better, too. Maybe I could make a sheath for it like a sword, strap it onto my back...it would go well with some of my industrial superhero costumes that I wear on occasion, with my fake bulletproof vest.

you're lucky you have cute nipples. i never cared much for mine. they're huge in proportion to my tits. people tell me they like them that way, but i still think it looks weird to have smallish tits with enormous nipples on them.

when i first read your journal entry, my first reaction was, 'I'LL love you!!' and i totally would, if i wasn't happily married. you're a sweet, pretty, adorable girl.

if you DO date again, maybe you'll hook up with a tough chick who could totally kick her ass! i'd kick her ass, but i'm a weakling.

Well first of all - that whole interaction was really funny.
Here's what I say (I hope you haven't already gone out), go out on the "date" with her, but think of it as being no different than any other time you have hung out with her. Yep, she's confused, but her timing has got to be considered. Obviously, it is SAFE for her to ask you out since she is leaving for the other coast. She'll see what happens, and if it gets messy - she's gone, never having to worry about running in to you again. Pretty fuckin lame if you ask me. JUST DON'T GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED. Nothing romantic and permanant can come of this relationship. Oh, and by the way, screaming and throwing things at someone who rejects your offer of a date isn't really a sign of a stable person. Believe me, I know.

maybe she just wants some kinda platonic relationship... it might be that she is attracted to your personality the most, and she wants to get to know you better, but not necessarily take to a physical level...

i like your writing... a lot.

Where's Your Head At? lol.

sorry had to say it, i just noticed you like basement jaxx

Club Lamia is some place on 3rd and Geary or something, I think. In any case, I know it's on Geary, one of the promoters kept trying to make me go there. BOYCOTT CLUB LAMIA!!!!! LOL.

hey , I am sorry that these people insist on insulting you more than once. How can they a hight stadard? If it makes you feel any better I am 6'3" - 240 lbs and there a lot of things I cant do because of my size. I was at Busch Gardens (amusment park) and couldnt even ride on the roller coaster because my legs hung down too far.Talk about sad.
I dont think that you can get too evil - you seem kind at hart. Take care.

sweetie, you just need to get out of that town! i know it's not easy...and probably very hard to believe right now, but there is definately *nothing* wrong with you..you do not suck! it makes me sad to hear you say that b/c i know it's not true. sure, i've never met you, but i just know. i think you're one of the coolest, cutest, girls here! and who said being a dork was a bad thing? hehe i know i'm a huge one. *HUGS* girls are crazy and they suck...until you find a few really good ones...they're out there (where??!)...hehe but anyway...everybody here loves you! don't forget it. silly demonicfemme.

Your story inspired me to change my name to LoudLVLoser, but moments later I realized what the hell I was doing.

Seriously, you shouldn't think so lowly of yourself, Miss ChameleonFemme. We NEVER live up to our ideal images our ourselves, and the best we can do is try to be who we feel we ought to be. Just because people want you to be a certain way doesn't mean you have to feel bad about yourself.

On a side note, it would've been REALLY cool if you had changed your profile pic to you wearing all black and horns with those demoic light brown lenses and... okay, yes, I'm being sarcastic.

I like you the way you are, ?????Femme, just be yourself and let the crap of society lies where it deserves to lie.

I think Club Lamia fits the standards for a permanent boycott.

AIDS Benefit? I got a letter today thanking me for my participation and donation for the annual AIDS walk a couple months back.. I'm invited to some Black & White party at the Palms but everything Palms is 21+..

I love SG for the exact reasons you stated..

Jenna

oh you are so fabulous! i'm so excited that you're going to be a SG! can't wait to see your first set...even though i know it will be awhile. you get to meet dia?? no fair!! have fun...mmm curry!

Congratulations ;-) Go with the light green. Your adorable! Can't wait .. .Woo Hoo

Yay! Get busy girl! I can't wait to see your set! *rawr!*