Ah, two things of substantial importance to post today. (1) Adrian's response (2) You've all been waiting for it...THE VAGINAL GHOST STORY O' DOOM!!!!
Ok, first Adrian. He writes:
is it true?
will i ever find another who will love me.
i thank you for your inspiration, i apologize for ever hurting you.
we CAN be the greatest two companions the earth has ever known......
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Ok, first Adrian. He writes:
is it true?
will i ever find another who will love me.
i thank you for your inspiration, i apologize for ever hurting you.
we CAN be the greatest two companions the earth has ever known......
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Holy shit. That journal entry was too intense. Let's pretend it never existed.
Subject change.
I am giddy and have my hands full of Pablo Neruda. God, doesn't that sound mildly erotic.
P.S. I'm grabbing your ass.
Subject change.
I am giddy and have my hands full of Pablo Neruda. God, doesn't that sound mildly erotic.
P.S. I'm grabbing your ass.
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toreena:
I want the vaginal ghost story NOW 
solisis:
i remain forever haunted now. the seams split with a frightening image betwix the every thought i muster in confusion..... a bald spot? a flat space? a ghost story? an urban legend? there can be no answers.... thus, there can be no peace...
Mwa ha ha, sent Tuffy a can of hemp soda and two cans of luncheon meat for his shindig...all is going according to plan!
I'm off to counsel my friend Heather. Her boyfriend of 5,000 years informed her last night that he does not wish to see her because she isn't "perfect enough" for him. Barf. I think the man is an egomaniac and from...
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I'm off to counsel my friend Heather. Her boyfriend of 5,000 years informed her last night that he does not wish to see her because she isn't "perfect enough" for him. Barf. I think the man is an egomaniac and from...
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g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
Tell Heather that she is better off without him. If he is going to yank the rug out from under her like this, then she is better off elsewhere. 5,000 years is long enough to waste.
Who wants perfect anyway? Us human creatures are better with a few little flaws. Sounds like boyfriend has a big flaw though. I'll bet his line is hiding another reason.
Tell Heather that she is better off without him. If he is going to yank the rug out from under her like this, then she is better off elsewhere. 5,000 years is long enough to waste.
Who wants perfect anyway? Us human creatures are better with a few little flaws. Sounds like boyfriend has a big flaw though. I'll bet his line is hiding another reason.
bionicfemme:
Yeah, I know. To me, it sounds like he's found someone else, and is using this whack-ass excuse to break it to her in some other way.
Blah.
Blah.
I responded.
Dear Adrian,
Yo you. Eating Cheetos as we speak. Cheese-a-licious. I can't remember who told me about the Wet Floor Sign Fiasco, I think it was Jose. It was one o' the boys. Personally, I found it hilarious and fell over laughing. (Not that you got kicked out of the mall, but laughing at the idea.) You rule.
Oh Adrian...god, my heart hurts....
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Dear Adrian,
Yo you. Eating Cheetos as we speak. Cheese-a-licious. I can't remember who told me about the Wet Floor Sign Fiasco, I think it was Jose. It was one o' the boys. Personally, I found it hilarious and fell over laughing. (Not that you got kicked out of the mall, but laughing at the idea.) You rule.
Oh Adrian...god, my heart hurts....
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bionicfemme:
Thank you Toreena!!!!
I actually do want to be a writer. More than anything. I'm an English major and i'm trying really hard to be the best that I can be. Three small things i've written have been published, and I may be writing a small essay or rant for SF'S "Reporter" next month.
I've noticed that the flaw in most of the other work of the English majors is that it isn't real, that's it's overly romanticized, that they create characters that, say, bend down on one knee and kiss the back of their girlfriend's hands when they pick them up on dates.
I just tell you how pretty or ugly life really is and you know what i'm talking about because you've had similar experiences. I guess the only strong point of my writing is that I can say it keeps it real. I just observe.
But the way to b-femme's pants is through a compliment to her writing...thank you!!! **Unzips pants**
lololol.
I actually do want to be a writer. More than anything. I'm an English major and i'm trying really hard to be the best that I can be. Three small things i've written have been published, and I may be writing a small essay or rant for SF'S "Reporter" next month.
I've noticed that the flaw in most of the other work of the English majors is that it isn't real, that's it's overly romanticized, that they create characters that, say, bend down on one knee and kiss the back of their girlfriend's hands when they pick them up on dates.
I just tell you how pretty or ugly life really is and you know what i'm talking about because you've had similar experiences. I guess the only strong point of my writing is that I can say it keeps it real. I just observe.
But the way to b-femme's pants is through a compliment to her writing...thank you!!! **Unzips pants**
lololol.
toreena:
I try to write like that, too. Hey, if you eevr want to email me some of your writings, I'd like to read themmmmm. Honestly, and seriously.
Ans yes, it's a secret but...I have a HUGE HUGE crush on Astrid. So much so I may fall over onto your team.
Ans yes, it's a secret but...I have a HUGE HUGE crush on Astrid. So much so I may fall over onto your team.
Recap of the past couple of days:
Kicked ass at the club, partied like a rockstar on stage with Sherry. Following convo took place.
"Do you know you're the two hottest girls in the club?" -Gay guy
"We're also two of the oldest." -Me
"You look so good that even I want you!" -Gay guy
"Yes! I gave a gay guy a boner!" -Me
"Something's...
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Kicked ass at the club, partied like a rockstar on stage with Sherry. Following convo took place.
"Do you know you're the two hottest girls in the club?" -Gay guy
"We're also two of the oldest." -Me
"You look so good that even I want you!" -Gay guy
"Yes! I gave a gay guy a boner!" -Me
"Something's...
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dia:
Hey you! I have this thing(s) and I made it and it creeps me out because it reminds me of you a lot... I will have to show you it sometime, because it's very you. I'd have Solisis bring you one if you were at Tuff Luck part deux tonight, but I didn't think of it till today...
*mwah*
*mwah*
crazydasaint:
"Spirited Away" RULES!
It may be the best movie I've seen all year.
I'm still trying to decide if it's better than "Laputa." It probably is, but I'm too used to thinking of "Laputa" as my favorite Miyazaki film...
The fat mouse was excellent, especially when it was being carried around by the tiny little fly. But my favorite was the three rolling disembodied heads. Who else but Miyazaki could make disembodied heads so endearing?
It may be the best movie I've seen all year.
I'm still trying to decide if it's better than "Laputa." It probably is, but I'm too used to thinking of "Laputa" as my favorite Miyazaki film...
The fat mouse was excellent, especially when it was being carried around by the tiny little fly. But my favorite was the three rolling disembodied heads. Who else but Miyazaki could make disembodied heads so endearing?
Meow meow purr.
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astrid:
rawrrr....
*pounce*
*pounce*
g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
RROOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! :-)
Hope you are doing better!
RROOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! :-)
Hope you are doing better!
...?
Hahaha.
Shhh.
Hahaha.
Shhh.
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misterseeon:
is this a record? the shortest journal entry by bionicfemme
oipthestampede:
Whenever I see you, I want to be a girl.
Making the best mixtape ever, "Of sirens and C-4" as the soundtrack for this week's rant writing. My creative writing professor says i'm better at rants than at poetry or short stories and to stick with them. They're fun. They consume me like fire, they purify.
I didn't go to the $1.05 show, but i'm going to the club instead. In the dominatrix suit.
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I didn't go to the $1.05 show, but i'm going to the club instead. In the dominatrix suit.
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bionicfemme:
Not cute! Evil!
Tee hee. Thank you.
Tee hee. Thank you.
ratsonjulia:
come out firing...a piercing look & a tart word or two can be just as effective....
XOXOXO muthafuckas.
I'm the only femme who can escape utter annihilation by said patriarchy and attach C-4 to the inside of your tires as you're parked outside the whorehouse.
Life is a cabaret of broken dreams.
I will tell you tales of lust and agony that will make you bite your lip to the point of bleeding and shiver while I pour you chianti in...
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I'm the only femme who can escape utter annihilation by said patriarchy and attach C-4 to the inside of your tires as you're parked outside the whorehouse.
Life is a cabaret of broken dreams.
I will tell you tales of lust and agony that will make you bite your lip to the point of bleeding and shiver while I pour you chianti in...
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bionicfemme:
I've learned an infinitely greater amount of wisdom from Dia's journal entries over what God has told me about life (which would be nothing.)
Sigh. All life's a stage play.
Sigh. All life's a stage play.
bionicfemme:
I meant that God taught me nothing about life, not that I learned nothing from Dia's entries. Crap, I can't even write right today! lol.
$1.05 is the best price for anything, EVER!!!!
I am giggling to the point of snorting.
Lola is hot like fire, as is apparent by the picture. Sometimes, she's so hot she burns my eyes!
Ode to Lola
A single glance from your eyes
Moves the mortals to weep;
It afflicts all gods
With the malady of desire.
It is rumored that
Your laughter inspires...
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I am giggling to the point of snorting.
Lola is hot like fire, as is apparent by the picture. Sometimes, she's so hot she burns my eyes!
Ode to Lola
A single glance from your eyes
Moves the mortals to weep;
It afflicts all gods
With the malady of desire.
It is rumored that
Your laughter inspires...
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mike11:
You are the best.
bionicfemme:
YOUUUUU ARE THE BEST!!!
Ah yes, Romanticist poetry...so bad it's good. lol.
No, no, nothing is better than $1.05. Hahaha!
Ah yes, Romanticist poetry...so bad it's good. lol.
No, no, nothing is better than $1.05. Hahaha!
Shhh!!!! I'm off on an adventure/mission. Hwa ha ha!!!!
Actually, I will probably get nothing accomplished, lol. But if the mission is successful and all goes according to plan...
Teeheeheeheehee. Compiled my rants into something called, "Bombshells toss wineglasses" for class. My Romanaticism professor flattered me. She said that my Creative Writing professor told her that my stuff was good. YES!!!! I could frolic in...
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Actually, I will probably get nothing accomplished, lol. But if the mission is successful and all goes according to plan...
Teeheeheeheehee. Compiled my rants into something called, "Bombshells toss wineglasses" for class. My Romanaticism professor flattered me. She said that my Creative Writing professor told her that my stuff was good. YES!!!! I could frolic in...
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claudia:
Fuck being a jedi. You already are an amazing writer.
chicoboprincess:
I'm glad you enjoyed my comment, my boy fround it humorous that I typed mr. boyfriend than my boyfriend a cute typo indeed!
Current Soundtrack: "You look so fine" -Garbage
Something is driving me. I'll give you three guesses as to what it is, and the first two don't count.
Hurt me. Please? I'm a big girl, I can take it. I can and will take it.
Something is driving me. I'll give you three guesses as to what it is, and the first two don't count.
Hurt me. Please? I'm a big girl, I can take it. I can and will take it.
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digdug:
Maxx stole my name 
claudia:
damn girl! you and lola look hot. sorry if i have been ignoring you, i am just so busy all the time that i only update the journal occasionally and peruse the naked pics. The fact that you have a tattoo on your ass that says "I am lying" makes you the coolest person known to mankind. so anyways, i hope you feel the love pouring out from my asshole for you.
Your stories are cute.
XoXoX, LiLA.