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Anger rising!

I got Everquest Online yesterday with the Network Adaptor card and spent like an hour registering everything. Then I couldn't connect to the game servers. After calling customer service mutliple times and getting only "Press 2" Options, I get this rude Customer Service guy that tells me I can't connect because of my ISP. So basically, the only way I can ever play...
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apathy_activist:
traditionalists might suggest that you cannot get laid and play on-line role-playing games at the same time.

i wonder what they'd have to say if you can't do either?
grrlhavoc:
hey now..i would have sex wiht her while she was playing RPG's at the same time!
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Yesterday my dad showed up and we went for a drive along the beach and ran across a weird restaurant in San Mateo called, "Porridge King." We ate there just because it looked funny. Actually he ate there and I brought some Pizza Hut into the restaurant, which I think pissed them off but oh well.

The beach was so beautiful that day. And as...
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grrlhavoc:
hey im in the SG chatroom....im not talking tho..i dont know anyone in here...where are u?
grrlhavoc:
it is a dumb movie....that Dump him is a pic of my fav t-shirt i got a t a thrift store here
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The rain brings back memories of the curve of your lip and that charming laugh of yours, the piercing green of your eyes.

Never fuck with Mestisa Pinay dykes. We are elusive, rare creatures with dulce de leche skin and the fires of the east heaving in our bosoms.

And I remember you. The girl with the same skin tone and same features, the one...
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prettyb0y:
Damn double posts!

[Edited on Feb 16, 2003]
gil:
Mmm...raspberry jell-o
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WHOA! BEST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER!!!!

My friend Heather sent me candy in the mail, it gave me a big smile when I went to check my mailbox in the morning. And when I checked my answering machine messages, my mom called and asked me to be her valentine. Awwww! And thank you for everyone who responded to my last journal, it made me feel a...
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desidia:
you're a fag hag? what a coincidence, I'm a lesbro.
If I ever get married it'll be a loveless sham for appearances to a lesbian best friend smile
jingoist1:
My mother could hag you under the table. It takes years to build up tolerance to her level-which is a good and bad thing depending on who she's hanging with. She tried to get me to go to underage nights at gay clubs when I was 17, but I didn't need the throngs of horny old men hanging all over me. I can thus relate to what Pat saved you from. That's a real valentine there!
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Caption 5: V-Day sucks so bad I don't even have the strength to lift my finger.

The club made me sad last night. I saw fairies and nymphs dance over the grave of a dancing queen long since expired.

I used to get right up in the cages.

Now, for some reason, I was too shy. And all of the regulars had gone away, apparently...
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crazydasaint:
You CAN'T give up hope!

Goddammit! I wanna be the most pessimistic member of this site, and if you cheer up the only competition I'll have is MrSatan (unless you bring up blowjobs, in which case Malphas always chimes in). I think I can take Satan, but it sounds like you have even less hope than I do right now... which is terrifying for me to even attempt comprehending!
volkov:
you don't have to lift your finger...I can tell that...somewhere..out of frame...you are probably flicking us off with both middle fingrs...heck probably both middle toes too.

Nick should lighten up. I say "brava!" for approaching her at all. I never would have been able to.
and when you say you will never do all those things again with a woman....if you mean a specific woman...and it seems so...then you may be right. But even *I* know better than to believe that you will never have those sorts of beautiful moments again.

this self mutilation you speak of reminds me of a term I apply to myself on occasion : emotional masochism. it's like drawing the baldes across your skin to make yourself bleed and hurt....but on a different level.


nearly everyone would turn away.....nearly....but not everyone. ok..some are just freakos delighting in the pain of others....but most left are those who can watch the movie...sit through the credits...wait for the reel to end and the lights to come back up and still give you a hug.

fine things will come again. you betcha that fine ass.

I have a couple friends who are wrecks and I, on occasion, function as thier egocopter mechanic.

you are stronger than either of them...so I won't bother playing that role to you.

no matter how dim you feel, you are still one of the brightest stars I know....and I am still taking you out for coffee and ice cream or whatnot when I get out there. so don't even think otherwise! :p

*hug*

and for good measure *H-U-G!!!!*

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Caption 4: The apocalypse starts tomorrow, so I might as well club hard tonight!

First one who grabs my ass gets a prize! miao!!
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emperor_tane:
biggrin

Tane
volkov:
I was thinking you meant the first one at the club to grab. biggrin

well I am too far away and too late to be grabbing your bootay....not that I would anyway....

but you still get a *HUG* smile

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Caption 3: I'm too lazy to think up a new one, so i'll just be coy.

So this is how I came out to my dad.

"Blah blah WWII blah" -My dad
"Dad, it really bothers me that you always talk about people getting blown up, etc and start crying about it every time we talk. You never really listen to what I have to...
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grrlhavoc:
hey glad to hear the date went well...hopefully yu wont have to vaporize this one after a few dates.
bionicfemme:
Eh, I'm not even sure if that was a date or not, i'm still kinda confused. I think she might just want to be friends.

In any case, she seems like a really cool person! I think I just want to be alone for a while, until I figure out what to do.
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Caption 2: Fuck off to the second power, hee hee *snort*

P.S. I just told my dad i'm gay last night AND I went on a date with a functional girl an hour ago!

I've got to run and do homework, so i'll talk about it later...
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g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,

You tease! Details! We want DETAILS! smile
prettyb0y:
I wouldn't let you push my glasses up. I don't know where that finger's been. smile
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In honor of the craptastic hackings AND Valentine's Day coming up, i've decided to do my own DIY theme week in which I flip off the world in various ways.

Now ya got the new girls AND me flipping you off from different angles.

W00T!

Caption 1: Nothin' says luvin' like a gesture that says fuck off.
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grrlhavoc:
hey i need your help w something...log onto aim when u get a chance
fallen1carus:
very nice. fuck off to valentine's day.
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V-Day= V for vomit. V for VD.

I HATE VALENTINE'S DAAAAAY!!!!!!!

And no more of this pining away for Sonny and Cher-esque relationships. In the end, didn't even THEY break up?

DEATH TO LOVE!

I am going to make an entire mixtape called " 'Feint' of heart" full of angry, hateful anti-love songs!

I've got to get ready and then go out to meet my...
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giga_geo:
can i stalk you?

if not, it's ok.. i understand.

*hangs head with rejection*
fred:

So you're having some computer shenanigans huh?
Let me know what's up, and I will put my geek powers to the test.
Maybe someone from my group "freenix" might know what's up with that.

We'll have to apprehend the Kuwaiti terrorists that are responsible for hijacking your secret lesbian writings. wink
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Ok, so here's what happened yesterday.

So I went to the interview, and the office was located deep in the heart of The Mission. ACK! I was accosted by at least 10,000 nasty old Mexican men that would yell things like "Ay Mami" or "Oh, that hair" at me. My fists stood at the ready retaining their previously taught Taekwondo moves.

HIYAH!!!

I reached the...
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grrlhavoc:
im single wanna fuck???
grrlhavoc:
YAY...come to houston now!
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Driftwood in my sea of thoughts

...they play music together...

...he wants me to be his hero, but I don't want to hear about people who were violently maimed in WWII anymore. The man doesn't even want to get to know me at all. He doesn't even know i'm gay...

...what if I make an ass out of myself at this interview? I want this...
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volkov:
I just get the image in my head from the movie HOOK. when the BF Peter Pan is swordfighting the evil oppressive Capt. Hook and he's saying all these bad things about how Peter is nothing and will be nothing...and then the little lost kids just say..."I believe in you"

sappy yes. but really...I think there's quite a few of us out here who can't help but believe in you.

you can get it together. *circle snap and head waggle* you already got it goin' on! biggrin

but yeah....it's good to breathe.

*hugs*


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redskull:
we need employment update report.

you need Kung Fu Action Theatre.