Well this retarded cough I have still pursists and will not leave me in peace. I thought that an inhaler and antibiotics would end this but it looks like now in order to inflate the part of my lung that has collapsed they (the doctors) will have to stick a tube into my lung. I'm soooo looking forward to that. Plus I start a new... Read More
Well I'm had some x-rays taken of my chest to find out what the hell is wrong with me. I have to see the doctor later today to find out what's up. I hope it's good news!
A woman goes to the checkout counter of a supermarket with a loaf of bread, a carton of milk and a candy bar. The man behind her says "Excuse me, young lady, would you happen to be single?" She says, "Why yes how did you know?" "Cause you're fucking ugly"
On my way to work this morning I saw a deer that was struck by a vehicle. It was lying in the middle of the road still alive but bleeding out of its mouth and looked like it was about to die. It made me very sad to see something like that but it also made me wonder why I don't get so sad when... Read More