I can't beleve they're showing South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut on Comedy Central. I know it's 1 in the morning and all but still, it's giving me a heavy case of the "what the shit?"s. I also forgot how funny it is when Cartman picks up a megaphone and tells Mr. Garrison to suck his balls. Jesus.
In other news, stayed up till 5...
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In other news, stayed up till 5...
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I love this site more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who is damn fond of his Taffy. MMMmm...schlurp......chew......mmmMM...Chew...SChulschulp.....MMMMmmmMMM...Ooohhh....Schlup.....Ummm-Mmmm...Ohh-yeah...MMMmmmMMMMmmm...SchLurp!
Uhhhuhuhhuhhhh! Oh yeah.
Sorry if that makes anyone uncomfortable, but I gotta be me.
Uhhhuhuhhuhhhh! Oh yeah.
Sorry if that makes anyone uncomfortable, but I gotta be me.
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deerailed:
Great jerb, Mayor Adam West....
deerailed:
hehehe.
("Yeas mister giraffe, get ALL the marmalade." -Stewie)
btw: I agree with your massive liking of the bebop. Word.
("Yeas mister giraffe, get ALL the marmalade." -Stewie)
btw: I agree with your massive liking of the bebop. Word.

get ready for the Billenium Video Game Review!
I got Resident Evil: Outbreak, And zombies everywhere are feeling the pain! Well, not really, I actually havent gone online with it yet. It is, if you can believe it, more stressfull than any of the others for at least two reasons; one, NO PAUSE! shit still tries to eat you when you mess with your inventory....
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I got Resident Evil: Outbreak, And zombies everywhere are feeling the pain! Well, not really, I actually havent gone online with it yet. It is, if you can believe it, more stressfull than any of the others for at least two reasons; one, NO PAUSE! shit still tries to eat you when you mess with your inventory....
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disastermagnet:
good shit man. That one ain't gunna make it to my PS2 for a while though. Cashless as I am, I need to make purchases sparely. Although, Champions of Norrath may be an inescapable expenditure of capital. Hm.
Ugh! So long and no new entry. And yet I still have very little to say. Ah fuck it! Self empowerment thru ththe F-word.
I'm sick, which sucks.
Agh, its late, maybe I'll fix this tomorrow.
Gimme A shout if you is still my peeps!
I'm sick, which sucks.
Agh, its late, maybe I'll fix this tomorrow.
Gimme A shout if you is still my peeps!
Everything is so wierd. I'm sleepwalking through my days, when I'm not just sleeping through them. It's going to come back and bite me soon. I think maybe I have a lot on my mind, I'm always distracted, I have to get away for a while. I have to leave it all behind for a while, get my head clear. Too much deja vu, I...
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disastermagnet:
You're telling me, man. Yikes. HA HA....disorientation.....
-hey wasn't I wearing pants?
-hey wasn't I wearing pants?

New journal, new journal!
Now I have lots to say because it's been days and days since I last wrote in my journal here at SG! Right? Well, not really. Sorry to dissapoint you folks but I'm still trapped here in L.I.mbo. Still trying to figure out what to do with myself, short and long term. Oh well, it'll be something. I can hardly say...
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Now I have lots to say because it's been days and days since I last wrote in my journal here at SG! Right? Well, not really. Sorry to dissapoint you folks but I'm still trapped here in L.I.mbo. Still trying to figure out what to do with myself, short and long term. Oh well, it'll be something. I can hardly say...
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disastermagnet:
L.I.mbo?
BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!

disastermagnet:
God damn you rule.

God damn you rule.

Ah, the journal entry. It torments me. I want to write interesting, or at least amusing. But I CAN'T! Ugh! So anyway, I spent the day lounging around and playing video games, and let me tell you, a good time was had by all. It wasn't very exciting, but I needed it Work is such a mess, and I can hardly stand to listen to...
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billenium:
Visco-Elastic Memory Cells
itzie:
haha! gotta love the visco-elastic memory cells!
dude, when you said you lost a leg, i thought you were talkin about your weiner for a second! haha. sorry. I guess me & your weiner are quite different from each other. anyway dude, hang in there! I told you, you should move out here, but do you listen to me...................... nooooooooooo.......
love ya!
dude, when you said you lost a leg, i thought you were talkin about your weiner for a second! haha. sorry. I guess me & your weiner are quite different from each other. anyway dude, hang in there! I told you, you should move out here, but do you listen to me...................... nooooooooooo.......

love ya!
Have you ever noticed that when you want to write is exactly the moment that any Idea of what to write jumps out of the top floor of your mind and splats itsself on the sidewalk?
Well if not, let me tell you, it sucks!
And if you have, well today is one of those days. Actually this is one of those lifetimes.
Well if not, let me tell you, it sucks!
And if you have, well today is one of those days. Actually this is one of those lifetimes.
itzie:
absolutely noticed that
absolutely sucks
absolutely one of those lifetimes
absolutely sucks
absolutely one of those lifetimes
Another day another Journal entry
Today I learned that I'm self conscious because I didn't feel like I lived up to my dads expectations of me in school.
And that I'm an organized person.
And that Mike is very Zen, like the eye of a storm.
Of course none of that is true. But it was interesting to hear. Other than that Astrology can hit...
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Today I learned that I'm self conscious because I didn't feel like I lived up to my dads expectations of me in school.
And that I'm an organized person.
And that Mike is very Zen, like the eye of a storm.
Of course none of that is true. But it was interesting to hear. Other than that Astrology can hit...
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billenium:
Oh! I forgot to mention how pushy I am. Apparently I am very, very pushy. Which is funny because even Mike had to say "No, he's like the opposite of pushy." How do you feel about your precious Astronomy now, Mike? HOW DO YOU FEEL!?!?! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! yeah.
Although based on just about every other fantasy on this site I should try being a bit more pushy
Byeeee!
Although based on just about every other fantasy on this site I should try being a bit more pushy

Byeeee!
billenium:
And you are correct my little 'Zamna(
I love the Piggy!), Mike can never, ever, ever, EVER find out about this site. That would be a disaster.

No time! All I can do is write on crummy journal entry and then run to bed so I can get up for crummy work. Ugh! Work!
Oh well, at least I get to party on friday! Woo! Party!
Bye!

Oh well, at least I get to party on friday! Woo! Party!

Bye!
So I just signed up for My Birthday.
Happy Birthday Me.
Oh, thanks Me. Thats really cool of you.
Oh, its nothing. I hope you enjoy it.
Oh, Don't worry about that Me, I will!
Yeah, I'm that crazy.
I'll be filling out all the gory details soon.
Thanks.
Happy Birthday Me.
Oh, thanks Me. Thats really cool of you.
Oh, its nothing. I hope you enjoy it.
Oh, Don't worry about that Me, I will!
Yeah, I'm that crazy.
I'll be filling out all the gory details soon.
Thanks.
itzie:
Happy birthday you crazy son of a bitch.
Love ya!

Love ya!
itzie:
Thanks for the super-sweet testemonial
made me smiley. IT'S DELICIOUS!
You have to pet the Rik for me! I miss him.
And I miss falling asleep on your super-comfy couch
to the wonderful sounds of excel saga and
the Colorful theme song. What a great song....
anyway... rambling.....

made me smiley. IT'S DELICIOUS!
You have to pet the Rik for me! I miss him.
And I miss falling asleep on your super-comfy couch
to the wonderful sounds of excel saga and
the Colorful theme song. What a great song....
anyway... rambling.....
That's kinda what happened with Hyperburn up there. But then, as it turned out, he just plain rules, so maybe I would have found that dude on my own anyway.
But oh wait: making friends on line doesn't really count.
And actually, after I wrote that, and reread it, and laughed my balls off, I realized that I didn't have to really go through any of that shit when I met Itzamna. The bad behavior during those first encounters was perpetrated by people who turned out to be cool. So who knows? Maybe things will get easier in that area now that I've left Long Island.
And please, don't go screaming "YEAH RIGHT!" at the screen. I'm trying to be positive over here.