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ring
"Hello?"
"howsobraryu?"
"Sorry?"
"howsobraryu?"
"Sorry, what?"
"H.O.W S.O.B.E.R A.R.E Y.O.U ?"
"Oh... Not very. How sober are you?"
"I just got a call from ******. There's a cat stuck in a tree. It's been there six days. Can you deal with it?"
"Probably not."
"OK, I'll keep looking."
click

Y'know, I don't know how many trees I've climbed (hundreds surely) but they all seem...
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kulmagrrl:
Groundhogs climb trees too. I saw it with mine own very eyes. Oddly, they are not called treehogs.
alukh:
I was asking the driver if he was done with his closing crap so that I could go home. I unfortunately have to stay in-store until all other crew members are done for the night, thanks to this new job description.

God, I want to climb a tree... blackeyed
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Hey. I just started my first thread. Get over there ond comment on it.

Please. smile

that is all.
bluevalentine:
Ditto. I know people, men and women who are just that ungrateful but I'm still taken aback when someone takes advantage of someone's generocity
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So here is the weekend I had:
At 1:00 Saturday morning I caught a bus too pick up my car. (see previous entry for details). It was a 5 overnight trip during which I got NO sleep at all, because when I got on the bus the only seat available was next to a very large woman. I was so squashed that attaining a restful...
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flowerofromance:



Check your e-mail!

flowerofromance:
Done, and done.
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flowerofromance:
Okay, if you haven't yet, you should read Joyce's Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Seriously. It changed my life.
_dictionarygirl_:
a.) Why are you not on my friends list yet, fool? shocked

b.) What an awesome cabin!
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Pictures!!!
Why is destruction so much fun? frown smile confused
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nofi:
i only changed my member name once, and it was for comedic reasons. comedic reasons are usually good reasons, but not when TheSeadog foils your plan.
weshouldmate:
thanks for the welcome. trust that my randomeness will be seen around. fear not fellow SG goer, for i shall not harm you.
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flowerofromance:
Adorable! kiss
thefreak:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

So that's why you asked.

Well done, sir. biggrin

-TM
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I love CBC radio. It always reminds me of my father. I spent a good part of my youth gluing things together in his woodworking shop listening to Peter Gzowski, or any one of the number of great voices speaking to the mysteries of life from the fuzzy speakers and thier battered old stereo.
"Vinyl Cafe" is on right now. Stuart Mclean is one of...
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flowerofromance:
Hey...you like my new profile pic? kiss
flowerofromance:
I have a brain, and I do all sorts of things with it! wink