fuck it up,fuck it up ,fuck it up!!!!!
So yesterday saw me and the thunderous one go see THE TOWERS OF LONDON at Manchester uni for chomps birthday!!!.
We again managed to get infernally lost i hate gugs in Manchester i alway get fucking lost for some reason all hail the manchester triangle.
The gig was at the awesome Manchester academy small,cheap booze and good...
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So yesterday saw me and the thunderous one go see THE TOWERS OF LONDON at Manchester uni for chomps birthday!!!.
We again managed to get infernally lost i hate gugs in Manchester i alway get fucking lost for some reason all hail the manchester triangle.
The gig was at the awesome Manchester academy small,cheap booze and good...
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SPECIAL NEWS REPORT!!!!!
Today in the little known town of Morley just outside the biggest growth city in England Leeds there has been a toxic spill which is causing great concern.
The event happened this morning when the waste was deposited into a presteen clean bath in a house!!!.
The bath has suffered severe discolourization and rogue hair bodies have also been deposited.A one Mark...
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Today in the little known town of Morley just outside the biggest growth city in England Leeds there has been a toxic spill which is causing great concern.
The event happened this morning when the waste was deposited into a presteen clean bath in a house!!!.
The bath has suffered severe discolourization and rogue hair bodies have also been deposited.A one Mark...
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enzela:
hahahaha u re so funny!! lol
jay_blank:
Another top notch blog entry by the Bash man. I love the story of you guys in the sex shop. When I lived in Oregon, my girl and I went into a store like that. We were making our way to the back when we passed the dressing booths and some lucky guys lady came out modeling some see thru black nighty. Damn, I could see it all and it was allllll goooood. They saw us looking and it didn't even phase them. We ended up getting boob macaroni.
Sounds like you have your hands full with the big Bday today! Can't wait to hear how it goes
Sounds like you have your hands full with the big Bday today! Can't wait to hear how it goes
So i have been in present giving mode this week i decided to treat chomps to a new Bag and Belt cause im a caring hubby.She wasn,t that thrilled for some reason but hey the vacuum works a treat now lol!!!!.
Somebody asked me today how i would like to die i pondered....and said like most men holding my fucking money tightly to my chest...
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Somebody asked me today how i would like to die i pondered....and said like most men holding my fucking money tightly to my chest...
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escapeodt:
in response to the gorgeous miss Ren's suggestion up there...*points*...the old lady thing has already been done. multiple times...lol. i was even challenged to ask one if she'd get her tits out for my camera phone...*hangs head in shame*
heavenandhell:
You get this......
or I stuff this down your pants.
short n sweet today!!!!!
I feel totally loved up at the mo with my other half,shes ditched the med and i have the old chomps back all i can say is wowza if i die in her arms it will be a glorious death.
Must say her psw set got some awesome response and so did my camera work something which i would like to...
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I feel totally loved up at the mo with my other half,shes ditched the med and i have the old chomps back all i can say is wowza if i die in her arms it will be a glorious death.
Must say her psw set got some awesome response and so did my camera work something which i would like to...
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deadmanshand:
look at ya, ya loved up mushy bastard...great isnt it!!
very good photography, the software I use is Photoshop, i may still have a copy knocking around i can post down for you, its a bastard to master, but relatively easy to use..if that makes sense!!
very good photography, the software I use is Photoshop, i may still have a copy knocking around i can post down for you, its a bastard to master, but relatively easy to use..if that makes sense!!
kobojt:
Hey, I was wondering... do you know why Lovelysitwell deleted her profile here?
I ask caus I was hoping to get to know her better, and was surprised by her sudden
disaperance.
Anyway, I was just wondering
I ask caus I was hoping to get to know her better, and was surprised by her sudden
disaperance.
Anyway, I was just wondering
cough cough splutter slutter im still ill and still quite a nutter!!.A little ryhme for my sg chums there i guess!!!.
So i have had a chilled zontal week at work met the strangest of people and one that i wished i hadn,t met one
.I have eaten healther this week kebab shop twice,chinese,fish shop twice,macdonalds not good.
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So i have had a chilled zontal week at work met the strangest of people and one that i wished i hadn,t met one
.I have eaten healther this week kebab shop twice,chinese,fish shop twice,macdonalds not good.
The accidental meeting of someone occurred on...
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pajamamama:
What is a bobby bedazzler???
escapeodt:
y'know, i think i may just implement a new feature into every blog i post from now on and call it "challenge bashster"...what d'ya reckon?
bashster:
variou ass
FUCK I,M SICKER THAN PARROT(why do people say that?).
I have won another pool trophy a tankard whooo(sorry chomps).
I hace won rich,s challenge hands down!!
I got the aerosmith tickets whooooooo!!!!! for London
I shoot the chomper this Thursday for her psw set any ideas guys n gals for a theme??.
I posted her ickle portfolio on the SG PSW SITE under shooting this...
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I have won another pool trophy a tankard whooo(sorry chomps).
I hace won rich,s challenge hands down!!
I got the aerosmith tickets whooooooo!!!!! for London
I shoot the chomper this Thursday for her psw set any ideas guys n gals for a theme??.
I posted her ickle portfolio on the SG PSW SITE under shooting this...
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heavenandhell:
Please note my new beautiful profile picture, (although it's only on my journal page at the moment) So now you know me for peeing out of trees and as a furniture polish. boy have I made one hell of an impression.
Seen the set.......no words just.....
Seen the set.......no words just.....
heavenandhell:
You are most certainly a very lucky guy, quite a few people are going to be very jealous of you now. 
This is my favourite.
This is my favourite.
So the mighty one returns after a week of weeks.Befoe we embark on another journey my sarcastic nature can cause offence to those who come on here to air their laundry in other words the loners,the fragile ,the misssunderstood god bless you all may god strike me down if i have offended any of you but read this below and think it ain,t that bad...
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heavenandhell:
Ha de ha de ha......aren't you the witty one.
Love the pretty pictures, although I fail to see why you need a Nuclear power station in the first one. I mean, wouldn't it be dangerous throwing things at it, it might, you know, go off. (I can see I'm going to make much use of those smilies now you're my friend.)
You and your good lady have and are, going through so much, but I feel you are strong and I know you can get through it. I'm always here for both of you, remember that. Oh and I mean that too. I sit here 24/7.
Why oh why, do I have the inabitity to be serious, it must be having kids.
That picture of Chomper is wonderful. I'm not going to say anymore, because it will be naughty.
Take care.
Love the pretty pictures, although I fail to see why you need a Nuclear power station in the first one. I mean, wouldn't it be dangerous throwing things at it, it might, you know, go off.
(I can see I'm going to make much use of those smilies now you're my friend.)
You and your good lady have and are, going through so much, but I feel you are strong and I know you can get through it. I'm always here for both of you, remember that. Oh and I mean that too. I sit here 24/7.
Why oh why, do I have the inabitity to be serious, it must be having kids.
That picture of Chomper is wonderful. I'm not going to say anymore, because it will be naughty.
Take care.
theknives:
Aw thanks hun, you rock too!
ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER???.I shall return this evening with what has been a relentless week past and rich i will sort your avatar out dude.
I have been ill please excuse me!!!!
I have been ill please excuse me!!!!
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purplesiamese:
cheeky git. i'm going to have to slap you for that one.
that was a long joke, and you have an impressive grasp of the english language.
thank you!
that was a long joke, and you have an impressive grasp of the english language.
thank you!
purplesiamese:
mmmmm, gimpy sex. 
you're just a big perv (and theres nothing wrong with that )
you're just a big perv (and theres nothing wrong with that
)So it comes to pass another year of my meaningless life passes by i guess i owe thanxs to caroline for saying i don,t look 37 what a sweetie.Me n chomps had a great time out on Monday chomps bought me dinner and we mooched around ikea saw HOT FUZZ a very funny cop comedy simon pegg is a genius.
I have to say someone...
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red_bess:
Not QUITE like that...but I like your randomness...friendship accepted!
deadmanshand:
i am getting a case of that vodka on payday, want to serenade caroline, sorry, i know i'm lucky, for the tied up cookery, but i still dont deserve to work all sodding weekend, least i got shiny sex last night (shiny=pvc) and hoping to get some tonight, after a fantastic lamb dinner...it sucks to be me somedays...lol ***
*** sorry i know i shouldnt brag so much
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*** sorry i know i shouldnt brag so much
So my sg birthday bash weekend comes to a end and i have realised that i hvae better friends on here than i have in my normal day to day life .
Alex and jen arrived on saturday roundabout 12 we went into Leeds we had a good time shopping as usual chomps bought more hello kitty stuff i think when we go on holidays...
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Alex and jen arrived on saturday roundabout 12 we went into Leeds we had a good time shopping as usual chomps bought more hello kitty stuff i think when we go on holidays...
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lock:
Happy Birthday! (again)
And yes, I really did have gloves in my bag
And yes, I really did have gloves in my bag
purplesiamese:
glad you liked the vodka!
i had a great time, and i really wished we all lived closer to each other! thank you for inviting us!
i had a great time, and i really wished we all lived closer to each other! thank you for inviting us!
So im on my jolls or holidays which is nice.Today the women of sg land want to lambast me for wrecking me or should i say chomps home by doing the dastardly diy .I picked up another victim for my sg harem heaven and hell who has given me loadsa witty comments on what i have been doing today!!!.
I think i should be praised...
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.I picked up another victim for my sg harem heaven and hell who has given me loadsa witty comments on what i have been doing today!!!.
I think i should be praised...
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_pauly_:
Happy Birthday dude
I'm really sorry I could'nt make it up to see you and chrissy again. I hope you guys are having fun tonight though.
Lots of love to you both
I'm really sorry I could'nt make it up to see you and chrissy again. I hope you guys are having fun tonight though
.
Lots of love to you both
jay_blank:
I'm a big fan of the Gossip myself.
Big fat hairy sweaty happy birthday to one of my favorite people. Hopefully you got that rusty trombone you've been waiting for. I know how much it means to you.
And why are you cleaning the house during birthday week? I thought you had a wife?
Big fat hairy sweaty happy birthday to one of my favorite people. Hopefully you got that rusty trombone you've been waiting for. I know how much it means to you.
And why are you cleaning the house during birthday week? I thought you had a wife?
you know its really the source of all your power.