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So this post is about halsparks.

I've never met Hal, but I've seen Queer as Folk. In fact, in my house, everything fuckin STOPPED when Queer as Folk was on. It had to go out on a high before jumping the shark but sweet goddamn that was good drama and good TV, regardless of your feelings about gays.

For the record, I'm un-PC but...
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OK, I'd like to apologize to anyone who clicked on me as a person and found a pic of my genitalia.

It was an attachment to a specific post. Gee thanks SG for putting this front and center.

Looks like Kylee and her replacement, Kylee2 are gone.

Iffen you return, I've deleted you as a friend only cause your usernames aren't here anymore.

I don't know how the politics of this place are....

Here's what pissed off the chat room last week.

I stated that if someone came in to my house, broke in, I'd shoot em dead without any rise in blood pressure.

In fact, I'd empty the clip, and get em in the knees first.

Now, here's why.

The last house I lived in was in a good area. The next door neighbours were three college...
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Fuck.

I made the mistake of cutting off my goatee. Now I look hideous. And feminine, apparently.

Not that it matters a fuck, but I guess there's some part of me that still has some degree of self-pride.

kylee said it looked alright, but enh...

Interesting.

Spent the past three days reading some interesting stuff.

Read All Men Are Jerks (Until Proven Otherwise) - a wonderful book about why men suck.

And then I read "Self-Made Man", about a lesbian feminist who decided to live as a man for 18 months to enjoy male privilege and rocking out with her cock out, to find that being a man wasn't being...
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Oh, God. So now I'm a troll, it seems.

How to be a SG troll in four easy steps.

1) Alienate 3/4 of the board with an opinion that dissents from the majority.
2) Try and help a fellow user see that he's barking up the wrong tree
3) Quit the chat and one of the boards cause you're tired of one-directional abuse
3) Change...
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OK, so I have three quarters of the chat folks blocked.

It's this simple.

As some here can attest, I will send cash to those in need, and hector others to do the same. I will stop by the side of the road in the driving rain and help a perfect stranger replace a tire. I was a volunteer paramedic and give to charity on...
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So I was in Portland, Oregon for two days the past two days, and I was just gobsmacked by how many pretty women there were there. Women of Portland, move somewhere elso se and give other towns a chance.

And I hit the PERFECT drunk at some seedyish little bar in the Pearl District, just the right level. I couldn't feel my cock anymore and...
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Portland is full of beautiful women. I spent the past two days simply marvelling at how many of them there were.

But the most magical thing was I hit the perfect nadir of drunkenness that night in an OK kind of bar that was mostly dead. It was one of those drunks where you can't feel your cock anymore, and you're in that happy place...
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