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WELL I HAD A FANTASTIC WEEKEND! HERE IS HOW IT WENT:

WOKE UP FRIDAY EVENING AND WADDLED OVER TO THE COMPUTER WHERE I PROCEEDED TO WHIP MY DICK OUT AND BANGED IT ON THE KEYBOARD. HERE IS WHAT I TYPED "WLIUGWQDKLBJ"

AFTER THAT I WENT BACK TO SLEEP. WHEN I AWOKE MY FRIEND BOOGERDUDE AND I WENT OUT AND PARTIED OUR FUCKING BALLS OFF.

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weekender:
Did your fucking balls have a good time?
Sorry I had to let that one out.
muller:
does your dick always spell in all caps?
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This has been a great weekend! Guess how many girls I had sex with!!

10,000!

tongue
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What a great weekend! I hade so much fun and made so many interesting new friends. I also had my roomate Tim blow cocaine up my ass because my nose is all fucked up. smile
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timmy:
Dirty Filthy Titties?

Is that a reference to David Cross?

Has another Mr Show fan entered the SG realm?
blixasinister:
dooooooooooooooooood, Stryper...

they really suck, but ignore me. go jack off and forgetabouit

[Edited on Feb 19, 2003]

aren't you finished jerking off?

[Edited on Feb 27, 2003]
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Hope everyone had a great weekend. I had a hot date with my penis, my computer, my hand and this web site. Aside from that I went to trader joe's and traded joe some pelts for some carrot juice and milk thistle pills. Oh and I got some melatonin. And I got drunk. And masterbated.
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Dear Diary,
I just spent the day at my friend Pete Lyman's house. We built a fence in his back yard! eeek I know I shouldn't be working on the lord's day but then again Jesus is dead so what can he really do to stop me? Pete is making himself a mixed drink right now. Don't tell him but I'm...
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spacecobra:
You're gay and you humb rabid dogs!
debrajean:
Great profile...
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I hope everyone had a fantastic new years! I sure did! I spent it MASTERBATING to this WEB SITE!
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DAY TWO IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST STOP THEY HAVE BROKEN THROUGH THE GATES AND ARE ATTEMPTING TO STEAL THE QUEEN'S CROWN STOP SOMEONE SEND HELP STOP TELL GANDALF NOT TO TAKE THE MINES OF MORIA STOP THE BALROC AWAITS STOP THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS MY MIND OF THE WAR IS LOOKING AT THE GLORIOUS TITTIES ON SUICIDEGIRLS STOP