Rule # 229412 of things not to do when youre in that mild post break-up funk
Do not step on the scale.
Do not step on the scale when you havent been brave enough to step on the scale in months.
Do not step on the scale after youve just come back from the mall and nothing fits quite right and your mind tricks you...
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Do not step on the scale.
Do not step on the scale when you havent been brave enough to step on the scale in months.
Do not step on the scale after youve just come back from the mall and nothing fits quite right and your mind tricks you...
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So, um that entry yesterday, um. Yeah. Lets all try and put that past us before I start quoting The Smiths.
Sure, yesterday was one of the suckiest days to ever suck. If my calendar was a town called Suckyton, yesterday would totally have been the mayor.
Oh, yeah, and can you tell I havent slept much?
So, after my little sob fest (and I...
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Sure, yesterday was one of the suckiest days to ever suck. If my calendar was a town called Suckyton, yesterday would totally have been the mayor.
Oh, yeah, and can you tell I havent slept much?
So, after my little sob fest (and I...
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tangledupinblue:
dude, you like need to get drunk and come karaoke some poison with me!
CC PICK UP THAT GUITAR AND TALK TO ME!
CC PICK UP THAT GUITAR AND TALK TO ME!
johnsaulrubio:
Feel better, ok punk? 
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shamunda:
We are still sharing the same page and yes they hurt more and more as we get closer to the true mate we deserve.
But you know me hung up on the same person for a year now.
But you know me hung up on the same person for a year now.
capt_sparrow:
I sooo totally know what ur talkin about but with a diffrent song. ur still loved here though
ur still loved here though Ok, today is the first day of the "you wanna read all about it? you gotta click to prove your love" trend of journal entries for dear blue valentine.
Get used to it.
Today is the start of Hanukkah. So, l'chaim, yall!
In the last few days, I have had the following conversation no less than 3 times:
Friend: So, Hanukkah. Whats that.
Me: Its...
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Get used to it.
Today is the start of Hanukkah. So, l'chaim, yall!
In the last few days, I have had the following conversation no less than 3 times:
Friend: So, Hanukkah. Whats that.
Me: Its...
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johnclement:
No problem. I joined the Jewish group the other day (I'm a lapsed Catholic, but I'm very interested in Jewish culture). When I saw you were the owner, it seemed obvious you should get the calls today. Hope you enjoy all the phone calls. And your tattoo is way cooler than mine!
Why has writing a holiday card to someone turned into writing a holiday letter.
and why has this letter reduced me to tears.
and why has this letter reduced me to tears.
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angryworks:
cheer up and come to dallas. we can play dreidel and do shots; that's what i plan to do. happy hanukkah!!
maliki:
because you care 
I've got some cool ass shit to tell ya'll about but I'm saving it because I'm going to start updating on my real site, Blue Valentine because I signed up for the yearly Holidaillies thing. I'll be doing what I had been doing which is posting little teaser entries and a link where you have to click to read the rest of my witty witty...
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lindy:
If I knew how to knit I would knit matching sweaters. One for you; one for Truck
tangledupinblue:
Now you really do have a friend in Blue Trash.
Now you really do have a friend in Blue Trash.512 ...you missed it, fool!!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
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fenchurch:
When would you be sending said cookies?
I have to know whether to give you my school or home addressq
I have to know whether to give you my school or home address
q
oracle:
you hung up on me
The Incredibles is, well, just that. Go see it. If you don't, I'll send flying monkeys to your house to shove bad things up your butt.
I'm thinking of trying to ween all of you, my dear readers, onto my actual website instead of just updating here. If i were to pose, say, a little teaser entry, would you follow a well supplied link to...
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I'm thinking of trying to ween all of you, my dear readers, onto my actual website instead of just updating here. If i were to pose, say, a little teaser entry, would you follow a well supplied link to...
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misterclean:
I bet your a rockabilly fan as well!
tattoosandwhores:
God I need to go see that movie! OK! So I am free next weekend I think... wanna take some dirty pics?
My ex husband comes back today. Here's to hoping he gets his own place soon...but not so soon that he cant clean this place from top to bottom for me 
Puppy is fine. Its cold and he's not liking the whole going outside in the cold thing to go potty. Yes, im talking to you about my dog's bathroom schedule. Deal.
Im thinking im going...
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Puppy is fine. Its cold and he's not liking the whole going outside in the cold thing to go potty. Yes, im talking to you about my dog's bathroom schedule. Deal.
Im thinking im going...
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scagnetti:
Hook him up.
caffeineheadache:
booties?!?!?!?! nnooooooooooo 
So, yes, as per the previous entry, I had a heart to heart with my kitties.
I sat both of them down this morning just after 8:30 and told them that no matter who or what comes into my life, they will both always be my special special babies. I told them that they would soon have a new brother in the house and that...
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I sat both of them down this morning just after 8:30 and told them that no matter who or what comes into my life, they will both always be my special special babies. I told them that they would soon have a new brother in the house and that...
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playskoolpimp:
You're pretty damn cute you know that?
playskoolpimp:
both
Is it strange that I just sat down and had a heart to heart talk with my cats?
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gordo72:
what did they say back to ya?
woodstock:
Nope. Now if you were to say that you had a heart to heart and they decided that it was best you part company, so they packed their little kitty bags and called a little kitty cab and moved into a slum down in the ghettos of Austin where one became a dangerous crack whore who would as soon cut you as look at you and the other died on a heroin binge, I would find that to be strange cause everyone knows that there are no ghettos in Austin; there are just cheap apartments that are "Austin Chic". hehehe.
I hope you all had a great thanksgiving, kids.
Mine was slightly stressful for the first few hours but sometime after 9pm, Cheryl ended up hitting a brick wall and needed to get some sleep so she got a cab home, leaving Josh and I watching a movie and eating pie.
My pie was a HIT and more importantly, Josh and I got on like...
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Mine was slightly stressful for the first few hours but sometime after 9pm, Cheryl ended up hitting a brick wall and needed to get some sleep so she got a cab home, leaving Josh and I watching a movie and eating pie.
My pie was a HIT and more importantly, Josh and I got on like...
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bekka138:
you are a nice person to let him live with you. I would make him clean, but hey thats just me
mulhollanddrive:
Beerland. Tonight. Raunch Hands reunion. Attendance is mandatory!
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IN THE BACK SEAT.