I broke down and joined myspace.com
I am no longer a unique snowflake
I am no longer a unique snowflake
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So, its officially 2005.
And I rang in the new year right.
sometime around 1am I was so drunk that I couldn't remember what the name of the holiday was that we were celebrating. I mean, logically I knew it was because 2004 was becoming 2005 but I didnt know what to call it.
I solved this problem by wishing people a happy birthday.
And I rang in the new year right.
sometime around 1am I was so drunk that I couldn't remember what the name of the holiday was that we were celebrating. I mean, logically I knew it was because 2004 was becoming 2005 but I didnt know what to call it.
I solved this problem by wishing people a happy birthday.
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dayglow:
HA, thats funny. But check this out: I got so drunk that while I was having sex with my bf, I did'nt even realize that I had an orgasim. We went for like 30-40 min, and then I realized how tired I was, and how it was kinda starting to tickle/hurt!!!!
theredbaron:
that is highly amusing.
boys kissed. 2
girls kissed. 2
friends who up and left without saying anything. 1
yay for drunk new years.
and i think i called Frapp a cocksucker at some point
girls kissed. 2
friends who up and left without saying anything. 1
yay for drunk new years.
and i think i called Frapp a cocksucker at some point
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thelastbeliever:
yay for kissing girls.
yay for calling people cocksuckers
yay for other stuff.
Happy new years
yay for calling people cocksuckers
yay for other stuff.
Happy new years
spadez:
Poor frap.... I heard he gets that alot though.... thats what you get for not serving drinks after 2:00am especially when sitting right in front of you is a bar full of drunks. 
Joshua and I were at central market buying stuff to make lasagna last night when a woman, a normal, sane woman, came up to me and said "I just wanted to tell you you have fantastic style. I love your shoes and your hand bag and your hair. You just look really nice"
Made my day
Made my day
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theredbaron:
Well, I am a famously cheep drag queen.
mulhollanddrive:
That kicks ass. Nice to meet people who know what they are talkin' about. Disgustipated and I are heading down to Emo's. You're missin' out!!! Perhaps we'll stop in C el C. We're going to the 'Lope for a bit too. If I don't see you, Happy New Year!
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!!!I spent my Xmas singing "9 to 5" at Hole in the wall and ended my evening making out with a guy who looked like Quentin Tarantino
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peggy:
That's a unique way to spend Christmas.
And thanks for stopping by the journal. I never knew anyone else that bought that book too!! Woo-hoo!!
And thanks for stopping by the journal. I never knew anyone else that bought that book too!! Woo-hoo!!
johnclement:
Sounds pretty cool to me. I spent the day watching the Bill Hicks DVD and reading the Boondocks treasury.
Its christmas and nothing says merry christmas like fear and knitwear.
http://swapatorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/ski-masks.html
Think of it as my little gift to you
http://swapatorium.blogspot.com/2004/12/ski-masks.html
Think of it as my little gift to you
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ouioui:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
mulhollanddrive:
Howdy! Hope you had a Merry Christmas. I think a few folks are gonna meet up at Jackalope somewhere in the 11 o'clock hour and possibly over to Beerland for karaoke. If you's up for it, come on down! Talk to you soon
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!!!Girl walks into a bar
Boy sees girl
Boy comes up to girl and asks her to dance.
Girl, being the friendly, drunk, on the rebound doll she has been known to be, goes to dance with boy.
Girl is not impressed. With any of it.
Guy asks girl for her phone number and ya know, drunk, rebound, girl gives out said phone number
Guy...
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Boy sees girl
Boy comes up to girl and asks her to dance.
Girl, being the friendly, drunk, on the rebound doll she has been known to be, goes to dance with boy.
Girl is not impressed. With any of it.
Guy asks girl for her phone number and ya know, drunk, rebound, girl gives out said phone number
Guy...
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tattoosandwhores:
hehehehehhehee. 
holliday:
Good call, miss valentine...or should I say, good no-call.
Any guy who doesn't get the hint after 14 days...creepy...definitely creepy. Please update us and tell us what his next (and hopefully last) message sounds like!
Any guy who doesn't get the hint after 14 days...creepy...definitely creepy. Please update us and tell us what his next (and hopefully last) message sounds like!
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not at al that "hep". Do people still say "hep"? See! So very very uncool.
But beyond my lack of the grasp of modern vernacular, the thing that really lowers my cool kid points is my celebrity crush. Or crushes.
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But beyond my lack of the grasp of modern vernacular, the thing that really lowers my cool kid points is my celebrity crush. Or crushes.
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citizencruz:
Def. hep! A big dork but hep nonetheless.
Call me, Foo!
Call me, Foo!
fernando37:
hi
Ive been going through my music collection today and started listening to some of those Spike Jones and the City Slickers tracks and realized that novelty songs are no longer being made. What the hell happened to a good old novelty track??
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thelastbeliever:
There wouldn't be much money in a novelty song so the suits would frown upon it and not release it probably. Shame though, i know just what you mean. I think i do anyway 
obd:
now I've got that god damn Whitney Houston song in my head. MOTHERFUCKER. 
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now I've got that god damn Whitney Houston song in my head. MOTHERFUCKER. [Edited on Dec 16, 2004 5:56PM]
I am out of practice.
In the months before I met Josh, I was a flirting machine. I was never afraid send a beer down to a good looking fella or to go up to a guy I thought to be interesting and use my greatest pick up line: Hi. Whats your name? Every night I went out I came home with at least one...
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In the months before I met Josh, I was a flirting machine. I was never afraid send a beer down to a good looking fella or to go up to a guy I thought to be interesting and use my greatest pick up line: Hi. Whats your name? Every night I went out I came home with at least one...
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tangledupinblue:
Just wear a skirt that barely covers yor underwear and work the come hither look. Women don't really have to flirt to flirt.
I'm posting this, because it makes me happy, so I spread the love.
I'm posting this, because it makes me happy, so I spread the love.
obd:
If I had adive, I'd share it. Unfortunately, I've been on the sidelines [and on the treadmill] far too long.
So, heres the deal. Cheryl and I went to The Sinus (formerly Mr Sinus, not to be confused with anything associated with Best Brains Inc.) Christmas Show at the Alamo Draft House downtown.
Now, Ive always secretly had the hotsie totsies for Jerm Pollet but, you all know me and Im a shy delicate flower (quit that giggling!) so I never said anything. To anyone....
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Now, Ive always secretly had the hotsie totsies for Jerm Pollet but, you all know me and Im a shy delicate flower (quit that giggling!) so I never said anything. To anyone....
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doolittle:
excellent, if you get anywhere with him, you must fill me in, i am pulling for ya!
doolittle:
oh my, i just saw the pic of your tattoo seams - just how bad did that hurt? your the first person i've ever spoken to that has those, is it one of the more painful ones? (by the way, they are super cute!!)
I am starting to play cello again.
Playing an instrument has always been a source of great calm and accomplishment. Some people meditate, I make music. It could even be argued that my singing in the shower or in the car is a way to keep me level headed since Ive noticed myself singing more during times of high emotion.
I played violin for about...
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Playing an instrument has always been a source of great calm and accomplishment. Some people meditate, I make music. It could even be argued that my singing in the shower or in the car is a way to keep me level headed since Ive noticed myself singing more during times of high emotion.
I played violin for about...
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thelastbeliever:
Playing music is totally a great way of relaxing. I play a bunch of things and they are all good to get different kinds of emotions out. I sound like a hippy now.
angryworks:
i wish i could play something. do you plan to come to dallas for the party on saturday?? 
the call of myspace is too great.
exclusive mp3's dragged me there.
at some point, it just becomes like a gmail account or an aim screenname.
everyone who's online has one.