How can a girl not be intrigued when she gets a message from a man in the middle of the night, saying that he's noticed her from afar. He frequents the same haunts she does. Has been there when it's time for last call and she disapears onto the street, weaving in and out of murmurations of college kids blundering home after a night of...
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Few things will make you panic than tinking you have lost your ID when you will most certainly need a picture ID at the weekend.
My car has a flat tire and I have no spare. The tire wouldnt even hold air nor any sealant so I had to make it the last 1/4 mile home with my car making a loud *blap blap blap...
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My car has a flat tire and I have no spare. The tire wouldnt even hold air nor any sealant so I had to make it the last 1/4 mile home with my car making a loud *blap blap blap...
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funktion:
Oh lue! *shakes head*
funktion:
Oh I'll be closer!!! I'll be all up in that shit!! *weave, dodge, duck, jab*
blap!
blap!
I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
Yours truly can be painfully shy.
And when it comes to something important, doubly so.
And I will fret and worry about upcoming situations until my sleep patterns are no longer "patterns" and are more "cameo appearances"
I am scared shitless about something right now.
What if I fuck things up....
Yours truly can be painfully shy.
And when it comes to something important, doubly so.
And I will fret and worry about upcoming situations until my sleep patterns are no longer "patterns" and are more "cameo appearances"
I am scared shitless about something right now.
What if I fuck things up....
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deathtoforls:
I am UP UP UP for some work in the most major of ways! Was sorry to hear about your checkbook, egads what sorta idiot writes themselves a stolen check? 
fridgemagnet:
...with it?
Some of you were on the phone last week when my car was ransacked.
I didnt see anything missing. Stereo was still there, cd's, other stuff. Hell, there was $2 sitting on the passengers seat and even that was there.
Well, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a withdrawl and noticed my balance was less than it should have been.
So I check...
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I didnt see anything missing. Stereo was still there, cd's, other stuff. Hell, there was $2 sitting on the passengers seat and even that was there.
Well, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a withdrawl and noticed my balance was less than it should have been.
So I check...
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zahara:
What a freakin moron.
thefreak:
KICK HIS ASS, SEA BASS!!!
And yeah, he's PAST Special Olympics Re-Re @this point.
-TM
And yeah, he's PAST Special Olympics Re-Re @this point.
-TM
Wanna tell me what to do?
Now is your chance.
See, I need to pick out a dress for 2 kinda casual events coming up, one of which is my friend Wammo's wedding reception.
So I've found some stuff that I like that is available in my size and I need others opinions because I love to second guess myself.
You ready?
Here we go....
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Now is your chance.
See, I need to pick out a dress for 2 kinda casual events coming up, one of which is my friend Wammo's wedding reception.
So I've found some stuff that I like that is available in my size and I need others opinions because I love to second guess myself.
You ready?
Here we go....
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deathtoforls:
black with the red trim...i think you'd look fabulous in them all, but that's my opinion 
I am back, ya'll
So, here's the deal.
Not too long ago, I was walking down the street when a gang of opera singing street thugs came out from behind the bushes and told me to give them all my money or they'd cut me. Well, not so much "told" as "sang".
So, I answered back in free flow rap that they wouldnt have all...
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So, here's the deal.
Not too long ago, I was walking down the street when a gang of opera singing street thugs came out from behind the bushes and told me to give them all my money or they'd cut me. Well, not so much "told" as "sang".
So, I answered back in free flow rap that they wouldnt have all...
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hypoxian:
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you.
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you.
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
archi:
Hey... want to meet up at Amy's Ice Cream on 6th at say 7:30ish? I'll post a note in SG Austin.
Yesterday, the postman came to my door around 9am.
Certified letter. Well, envelope really. One of those big yellow envelopes.
No name but a return address in Carolton which is up near Dallas.
Did I order something from someone?
I tear open the envelope and inside are maybe 25 photos -- wallet size, 5x7, 8x10 -- of my mother, all taken between the ages of...
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Certified letter. Well, envelope really. One of those big yellow envelopes.
No name but a return address in Carolton which is up near Dallas.
Did I order something from someone?
I tear open the envelope and inside are maybe 25 photos -- wallet size, 5x7, 8x10 -- of my mother, all taken between the ages of...
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ryan_dipietro:
No one can fuck you over like family. I'm glad you're back.
You wish you lived in Austin.
Do you know WHY you wished you lived in austin?
So you could go with me to this.
And remember kids.
Never. Never ever ever EVER trust a big butt and a smile
Do you know WHY you wished you lived in austin?
So you could go with me to this.
And remember kids.
Never. Never ever ever EVER trust a big butt and a smile
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johnclement:
Last night around 9:30.
subrosa:
No, see... my comment count is all messed up. It's actually telling me that I have 47 comments, when I actually have 48. It's not a problem until I get the comment that switches the page. Because the comment count still only goes to 45 (when I really have 46), I can't see that 46th comment unless I get a 47th comment.
So yeah, in other words, things are wacky. There's a thread in Everything SG about it.
So yeah, in other words, things are wacky. There's a thread in Everything SG about it.
Totally forgot:
New Podcast is up
I started taking some vitamins today because, well, did you know that beer has like NO nutritional value at all? Really. And since I've been living on beer and tomato soup all week, I figured I needed a little something to help keep my body from imploding.
Apparently I got some sort of uber "in your face" vitamins because...
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New Podcast is up
I started taking some vitamins today because, well, did you know that beer has like NO nutritional value at all? Really. And since I've been living on beer and tomato soup all week, I figured I needed a little something to help keep my body from imploding.
Apparently I got some sort of uber "in your face" vitamins because...
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mrstitches:
Why do vitamins smell so bad?
Last podcast was great, I'll listen to this one at work tomorrow.
Last podcast was great, I'll listen to this one at work tomorrow.
walker:
What brand of vitamins are they? Because I could use some meth laced vitamin tablets.
While hanging out with my dad on thursday, I decided I want to just paint the concrete floors that are under my carpet.
Which means pulling up the carpet.
My concern is the stairs and how to deal with that (it appears to be concrete as well. I'll get back to how I know that later)
So has anyone ever done this? tattoosandwhores, I'm...
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Which means pulling up the carpet.
My concern is the stairs and how to deal with that (it appears to be concrete as well. I'll get back to how I know that later)
So has anyone ever done this? tattoosandwhores, I'm...
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pointblank:
I'm not a psychic, but my drink needs are pretty much the same year 'round!
meaney:
that sounds a little too much like manual labor, sweetheart. it's best to start something half-ass, then hire someone else to finish it. where's my cheeeeeese cake?
Dear members of SG,
Chill the fuck out. No one is out to hurt your delicate little feelings, ok?
There are a couple of you who I'm looking at here....
In other news:
Today, I heard a single sentence that made me happy as a pig in shit.
"Come back tuesday and we'll talk and then you can tell me what I think I should...
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Chill the fuck out. No one is out to hurt your delicate little feelings, ok?
There are a couple of you who I'm looking at here....
In other news:
Today, I heard a single sentence that made me happy as a pig in shit.
"Come back tuesday and we'll talk and then you can tell me what I think I should...
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sarcasticmenace:
Have I told...you lately...that I love you?
I totally meant to sleep tonight.
Really.
But lately, I've been trying to figure out what to do with my gourmetsounds.net project.
One mp3 a week seemed a bit sparse and having to write a big essay about the artist and/or the song was what was keeping me from continuing with the music blog.
So more music + less words = podcast
Thats right, yours...
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Really.
But lately, I've been trying to figure out what to do with my gourmetsounds.net project.
One mp3 a week seemed a bit sparse and having to write a big essay about the artist and/or the song was what was keeping me from continuing with the music blog.
So more music + less words = podcast
Thats right, yours...
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tafkasp:
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munke:
Yay for Blue!
And hey, thanks for the ad. I thought I smelled funny or something.
And hey, thanks for the ad. I thought I smelled funny or something.
Making a texas classix tonight. Ribs with stubbs. Cornbread.
It's a matter of intrigue, ya'll. I dont even know the guy. Lets not be throwin around that "L" word or anything silly.
Are people calling you loose again?