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BlueValentine's computer gets fucked up

So, I come home and decide to tackle the mess in my living room. Sunday. Might do me good to be productive.

So, when I'm cleaning, I have to have music. I even put together a little mix on itunes just for the purpose.

But where do i set my laptop while...
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So, I'm sitting at one of my local coffee shops, doin work, browsing sg, enjoying some coffee and a blueberry muffin.

And all of a sudden, the sound of a male voice yelling something, obviously angry, pours forth from the bathroom. Everyone turns to look.

less than a minute later, the door opens and out walks a man, maybe in his late 20s, dressed in...
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1) I love lamp.

Yes people, as of last night, I have electricity again. Which means I'm broke again. But at least my broke ass can watch Cops at 4am.


2)So, yeah, I had never cleaned out my fridge after the electric went out because I don't really THINK. So, yeah. Ew. And I'm like at the point where I'm giving it away. Seriously. For...
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I kinda sorta totaly have a crush on a guy who's a shorter version of the black dude from The green mile.

Updated to add: I also sorta totally have a crush on someone on my friend's list. I'm going to make him and Mini Michael Clark Duncan duke it out for my love.

Just a bit of news and random facts

1) You know what makes me sorta star struck? When I get an email from lil_tuffy.

2) I am apparently REALLY good at getting people to post halfway offensive things on the boards when I'm not online. "Hey guys! You know what would be funny? If you photo shop Jesse Jackson saying "o rly?" and MLK sayin...
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I have been a longhorn for....well...a long fucking time.

I have never ever ever had the chance to go to a game in person. Tickets are mucho expensive and I could never justify spending $70 to see a game. Even though I really wanted to.

When I first came to austin and was living on guadalupe (the street that runs in front of the university)...
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I first knew I was in love with him, riding in his white Dodge from San Antonio to Austin. Mothers day, 1997. Tom Waits Small Change on the tape player. Windows rolled down due to a busted air conditioner. I had on navy blue, calf length pencil skirt and a white button down shirt. He had on those black pants I always told him he...
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You know how much my cats are like my kids??

So much that, this morning, I packed up my 2 cats and took them over to their "dad's" (my ex husband) house so they could visit him for a few days.

Yes. We have joint custody of the cats.

So, good news is I sold my cello

Bad news is I had to sell my cello.

Also, if anyone knows anything about an easy and cheap way to do videos that that can be put online, contact me. I mostly need advice on what to get and blah blah blah (digital video camera? analog camera with digital converter? does movie mode on regular digital...
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With any luck, coolness will spill forth here later tonight or tomorrow.

Other than that, happy rose bowl day, when my Longhorns will win by like 83billion.

Watch this space for what may be the coolest thing you will ever see*


No, really. I have some brilliant ideas when I'm at home in the dark.

* "coolest thing you will ever see" may, in fact, not be that cool. Void where prohibited by law

Happy new year, ya'll.

my new years evening consisted of

tequila

bbq

singing "pasties and a g-string" at Headhunters with the band.

calling daghost because there was someone in my phone listed as "MAaron" and I had to find out who it was (it was him)

deciding that our group of people should form a gang ala The Warriors.

getting a wonderfully cute photo of...
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