So, yesterday, we got our schedules for our trip to California for the Yahoo thing.
We leave Sunday at 9:45 am and get to San Jose around 11:30 ish local time. My dear friend Fredlet has offered to pick up karoshi and I from the airport. We'll spend the day taking in the beautiful sights of Sunnyvale California, which include the Sharaton Sunnyvale Hotel lobby...and...
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We leave Sunday at 9:45 am and get to San Jose around 11:30 ish local time. My dear friend Fredlet has offered to pick up karoshi and I from the airport. We'll spend the day taking in the beautiful sights of Sunnyvale California, which include the Sharaton Sunnyvale Hotel lobby...and...
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junecleavage:
I didn't know they made clothes in anything but black...color me informed...enjoy. 
kurtz:
ROCK!!!
There are two subjects that, most times, will suck the joy out of a conversation with me.
One being the subject of having kids.
The other being my sexual past.
These are not subjects I talk about in depth with most people. I'm very careful about who I talk to about the last 10 years of my life with. Those people who "get" me are...
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One being the subject of having kids.
The other being my sexual past.
These are not subjects I talk about in depth with most people. I'm very careful about who I talk to about the last 10 years of my life with. Those people who "get" me are...
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mohawk_138:
Girl.... (baw baw, baw, baw) you'll be a woman..... soon.
Sorry, just watched Pulp Fiction the other night and that's the first thing to come to my mind. Personally, I use woman to describe a female that is in my eyes "deserving" of the title. It has nothing to do with age for me, but a state of maturity in a mental sense. I know a lot of really old girls and a few really young women.
You are definately a woman as far as I'm concerned, so the next time anyone calls you a girl, chick or any other title you have my permission to tell them to fuck themselves.
By the by, thanks a ton for your support. You're a really sweet person.
Sorry, just watched Pulp Fiction the other night and that's the first thing to come to my mind. Personally, I use woman to describe a female that is in my eyes "deserving" of the title. It has nothing to do with age for me, but a state of maturity in a mental sense. I know a lot of really old girls and a few really young women.
You are definately a woman as far as I'm concerned, so the next time anyone calls you a girl, chick or any other title you have my permission to tell them to fuck themselves.
By the by, thanks a ton for your support. You're a really sweet person.
jonnyvegas_13:
Guys, for some neandertalic reason, need to BELIEVE they are the first ones to have been there. It's a kind of denial. Man-shit, you know.
Wow...three entries in one day for you folks. Aint ya'll lucky.
And for the 2nd time today, I get a random instant message that leaves me scratching my head..
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pup213836: will u give me the honor of chatting with me this evening?
swingkid1978: umm..ok
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And then he says nothing. One moment you, in uberpathetic style, ask to chat with me then pussy out?...
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And for the 2nd time today, I get a random instant message that leaves me scratching my head..
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pup213836: will u give me the honor of chatting with me this evening?
swingkid1978: umm..ok
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And then he says nothing. One moment you, in uberpathetic style, ask to chat with me then pussy out?...
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senones:
ha. his loss
mohawk_138:
Reminds me of a certain bitch I have dealt with over the last while. I absolutely HATE when people don't call (or in this case, chat) when they say they will. My biggest pet peeve EVER.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YA'LL....
Remember that Yahoo thing I told yall about?
We're in
Remember that Yahoo thing I told yall about?
We're in
kurtz:
GO GO GADGET CLAPPING HANDS!!!!!
bluevalentine:
My photografeee
So, I'm curious.
Just got an IM on yahoo asking my tit size. I told him he should just cut to the chase and say "I'm sorta sad and lonely and I need something to jerk off too", and again he asked my size "up top".
Fellas, has this line of question actually worked for you at any time since, say, 1997???
And on a...
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Just got an IM on yahoo asking my tit size. I told him he should just cut to the chase and say "I'm sorta sad and lonely and I need something to jerk off too", and again he asked my size "up top".
Fellas, has this line of question actually worked for you at any time since, say, 1997???
And on a...
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pantsonfire:
next time, give your answer in cubic centimeters. that'll fuck with him!
kurtz:
or you could say bilateral radical mastectomies..... that'll really fuck with 'em!!!
Things I've learned in the last 96 hours:
No matter how ill you feel, nothing cures a hangover faster than mexican food.
You know your acting career is on the outs when youre 2nd bill to Rae Dawn Chong.
Smoking nearly a pack of cigarettes in a 4 hour period does NOT a happy throat make.
The moment you tell someone "naa, its ok if...
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No matter how ill you feel, nothing cures a hangover faster than mexican food.
You know your acting career is on the outs when youre 2nd bill to Rae Dawn Chong.
Smoking nearly a pack of cigarettes in a 4 hour period does NOT a happy throat make.
The moment you tell someone "naa, its ok if...
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pantsonfire:
i've found that pomegranite juice is the #1 hangover killer. it'll at least give mexican food a run for it's money
hooliganyouth:
"Sad to say I must be on me way, so buy me beer and whikey coz I'm goin far away..."
Ok, so I have this cardigan.
This black cardigan.
I'm quite fond of this black cardigan.
But, it appears that this black cardigan is not very fond of me.
Ladies and gentlemen, I own the fucking Hope Diamond of knitwear.
I am now convinced it is cursed.
Not only does it end up being left various places, but anytime I wear it, my evening ends...
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This black cardigan.
I'm quite fond of this black cardigan.
But, it appears that this black cardigan is not very fond of me.
Ladies and gentlemen, I own the fucking Hope Diamond of knitwear.
I am now convinced it is cursed.
Not only does it end up being left various places, but anytime I wear it, my evening ends...
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coffeecat:
I got on your site today and made some comments on past entries. Your so witte. Good luck on the contest. 
hooliganyouth:
yar the curse of the cardigan is know through out the Spanish Main. Some call it "the fluffy bottle imp". 
Sleeeeeeeep.
Must
Have
Sleeeeeeep.
And, damn, this is turning out to be one fucked up week.
Must
Have
Sleeeeeeep.
And, damn, this is turning out to be one fucked up week.
PSA:
In case you're still a member:
To the person who parked his or her light gray, mid 80s Lincoln with the Suicide Girls sticker on the rear window in the parking lot at the Woodmoor Apartments on S. Lamar in Austin Texas....
Dude, theyre going to tow your car tomorrow if you dont move it or show up or something.
(oh, and yeah, I'm...
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In case you're still a member:
To the person who parked his or her light gray, mid 80s Lincoln with the Suicide Girls sticker on the rear window in the parking lot at the Woodmoor Apartments on S. Lamar in Austin Texas....
Dude, theyre going to tow your car tomorrow if you dont move it or show up or something.
(oh, and yeah, I'm...
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kurtz:
do i miss you? i am inclined to say yes.......
aelectric:
i love me some austin...i lived there for 18 years and have been away for a year and a half. i was just there last week and it's as blessed as ever !!!
Because youre dying to know, the fuckwit said he was sorry for being such a...well...a fuckwit.
Boys are still stupid though.
And today is the birthday of my favourite person to drink a case of Pabst, listen to Tom Waits and watch movie trailers with... hooliganyouth. Go wish the boy a happy birthday. You'll be glad you did.
Boys are still stupid though.
And today is the birthday of my favourite person to drink a case of Pabst, listen to Tom Waits and watch movie trailers with... hooliganyouth. Go wish the boy a happy birthday. You'll be glad you did.
kurtz:
i said goddamn.....
And so it continues...
As you are all well aware from the last two journal entries, boys are stupid.
Well, some boys.
And today, after much begging and pleading (from his side) and much explaining that there is no way in hell we could be together in that way for a few reasons, he says :
ok. well for my own peace of mind i...
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As you are all well aware from the last two journal entries, boys are stupid.
Well, some boys.
And today, after much begging and pleading (from his side) and much explaining that there is no way in hell we could be together in that way for a few reasons, he says :
ok. well for my own peace of mind i...
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coffeecat:
Right on girlie! Sounds like we should get together soon.....talk mad shit!
discusstin:
yep, sure are a lot of stupid boys. yessir. never know where you'll find them.
