First time I've been home in 2 days, except for the moment I came home to shower, put my hair in pigtails and pack clothes in case i was gone overnight.
Add to the list of things I want to acomplish -- "A trip back to New York City".
And I refuse to go unless the GC comes with me.
I nearly cried while telling...
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Add to the list of things I want to acomplish -- "A trip back to New York City".
And I refuse to go unless the GC comes with me.
I nearly cried while telling...
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Yesterday was just one of those days where everything went right.
Business was slammin and I think I just landed us a $10,000 business account. RAWK
Spent a lot of the afternoon talking to the GC, having one of the best, and funniest conversations I've had with someone in quite some time. Topics included vintage fashion, Megadeath lyrics, prison rodeos and how I'm one of...
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Business was slammin and I think I just landed us a $10,000 business account. RAWK
Spent a lot of the afternoon talking to the GC, having one of the best, and funniest conversations I've had with someone in quite some time. Topics included vintage fashion, Megadeath lyrics, prison rodeos and how I'm one of...
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kingskottie:
spunk in the eye burns? i've never had the pleasure (?) to be on the receiving end of it! heh.
cum is cool... for the 5 secs after ejaculation... then it's like... EWWWW!
cum is cool... for the 5 secs after ejaculation... then it's like... EWWWW!
vegan4life:
Fuck yeah, Lone Star!!! 
I love it!!
I love it!!
So, I found what what I'm doing Halloween night.
I'm marrying someone.
Not like..GETTING married. I'm in charge of the "Dearly Beloved..." to the "I now pronounce you man and dame" part, not the saying "I Do" part.
Oh, yeah, add "Can get people hitched" to the list of things I can do.
Would it be too much if I made you all start calling...
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I'm marrying someone.
Not like..GETTING married. I'm in charge of the "Dearly Beloved..." to the "I now pronounce you man and dame" part, not the saying "I Do" part.
Oh, yeah, add "Can get people hitched" to the list of things I can do.
Would it be too much if I made you all start calling...
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mulhollanddrive:
Yes, it's so true! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That was maniacle laughter in case you were wondering.
-a-doodle-doo!
That was maniacle laughter in case you were wondering.
-a-doodle-doo!
kingskottie:
"to eager with bad aim"? are you talking about *spunk on the loose*?
heh.
hey! the sex goggles was my idea!!! share some of the cash!
heh.
hey! the sex goggles was my idea!!! share some of the cash!
After a year and a half of waiting, I finally got copies, courtesy of my friend Fabian in Holland, of the music we recorded at the big ol party we had in Sweden back in August 2002.
Its making me excited to be hosting these people come 2006.
Ya know, we sounded pretty good during the first few songs. Then you can actually hear that...
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Its making me excited to be hosting these people come 2006.
Ya know, we sounded pretty good during the first few songs. Then you can actually hear that...
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lilmissmorbid:
Happy Humpday!
junecleavage:
perhaps da logic and i will do a mini-tour on a double bill with yer skins beating sassy ass...but with this conglomeration of ego and mayhem who gets top billing??? 
I'm seriously nervous about glasses.
Here's a secret. Im vain. No, really.
I need glasses.
Soon.
For about 6 months now, I've been saying "I need glasses". I first needed glasses back in high school and got them just so I could pass my driving test.
I can read just fine its just that distance viewing that gets to me. Or small print. Or the...
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Here's a secret. Im vain. No, really.
I need glasses.
Soon.
For about 6 months now, I've been saying "I need glasses". I first needed glasses back in high school and got them just so I could pass my driving test.
I can read just fine its just that distance viewing that gets to me. Or small print. Or the...
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mulhollanddrive:
I need glasses too. I get sick of drinking water out of the toilet. There should be room for that catapult. When you say Pollo Plex, do you mean the corner of Oltorf and 1st South? There's some serious retardation going on in that joint. Everyone who works there refers to each other as "fool".
The funny thing is that they are all correct!
The funny thing is that they are all correct!
mulhollanddrive:
That place is something different every month: chicken, mexcan, bbq, mexican, salads, mexican...it's doomed I tell ya! Yep, we looooooooooooooves our chicken here down south!
So, I'm making a list of all the things I want before the end of the year.
Not really for your sake (although, only 98 shopping days until my birthday) but mostly so I have record of it somewhere.
One new tattoo (its a toss up between the spoon and 'nanner guys from Rejected , one on the back of each calf, and my double...
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Not really for your sake (although, only 98 shopping days until my birthday) but mostly so I have record of it somewhere.
One new tattoo (its a toss up between the spoon and 'nanner guys from Rejected , one on the back of each calf, and my double...
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shamunda:
I think the right glasses are completely hot and make for a great fuckable time! hmm librarian fantasy, teacher fantasy, secretary/boss fantasy...
lilmissmorbid:
Happy Tuesday!
I guess I should be getting up and showering and doing a bit of cleaning before I have to start driving to San Antonio in an hour...
My cat spent the night sleeping on my calves, and being the good mom I am, I made sure not to turn in any way that would wake him.
Is it wrong to tell one of your best...
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My cat spent the night sleeping on my calves, and being the good mom I am, I made sure not to turn in any way that would wake him.
Is it wrong to tell one of your best...
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guinnessluvnfool:
Ew, yeah, uh, good point. Erm... and I don't really know how I'd send the blue in my eyes. So bannana bread it is...
tattoodolly:
Well, you know me...I tell him she was a douchebag...in a nice way, of course! 
Cheryl and I have continued to make preprations for her move here. Remind me to pick up a cap metro book to send to her.
There will be some 1 bedroom apartments available in my complex so here's to hoping she'll get to be my neighbor ("wont you please, wont you please, please wont you be my neighbor")
Cheryl is friends with my ex boyfriend,...
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There will be some 1 bedroom apartments available in my complex so here's to hoping she'll get to be my neighbor ("wont you please, wont you please, please wont you be my neighbor")
Cheryl is friends with my ex boyfriend,...
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the_baron:
Heh, yeah I've heard myself saying that, "don't touch it, it's working!" 
Geez, so why's that all bad? I think he has it all wrong, that sounds pretty damned awesome to me!
Geez, so why's that all bad? I think he has it all wrong, that sounds pretty damned awesome to me!
citizencruz:
Ya know, killer,
All you gotta do to prevent liver implosion are liver crunches. It's kinda' an involved program. I learned this from Slobovian Navy SEALS when I was stationed in Antarctica
Days 1-3- a 12oz. glass of water after every third beer.
Days 4-6- a 12oz. glass of water and a shot (preferably Jack or Jeager) after every 4th beer.
Day 7- a shot after every 2nd beer and a gallon of water the next day. You may also partake of aspirin and sleep as necessary.
At this point your liver will not give a damn what comes into it.
Ciao,
Jac
P.S. You have to have at least 12 beers per night.
(edited for spelling a bunch. It's day 7, you know )
[Edited on Jul 11, 2004 5:28AM]
All you gotta do to prevent liver implosion are liver crunches. It's kinda' an involved program. I learned this from Slobovian Navy SEALS when I was stationed in Antarctica
Days 1-3- a 12oz. glass of water after every third beer.
Days 4-6- a 12oz. glass of water and a shot (preferably Jack or Jeager) after every 4th beer.
Day 7- a shot after every 2nd beer and a gallon of water the next day. You may also partake of aspirin and sleep as necessary.
At this point your liver will not give a damn what comes into it.
Ciao,
Jac
P.S. You have to have at least 12 beers per night.
(edited for spelling a bunch. It's day 7, you know
)[Edited on Jul 11, 2004 5:28AM]
As some of you know, I lost my charger to my phone on Tuesday.
I call around town and I can either pay $24 if i drive up to mopac and 360 or $29 if i go to radio shack around the corner
I opt to pay the extra $5 because its my day off and im lazy
So I head up South lamar and...
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I call around town and I can either pay $24 if i drive up to mopac and 360 or $29 if i go to radio shack around the corner
I opt to pay the extra $5 because its my day off and im lazy
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the_baron:
Random IM? That's kinda creepy! 
Seriously though, you missed a golden opportunity for some grade A excitement!!!
My phone charger broke, the little tabs that hold it into the phone broke off, I'm too cheap to guy buy a new one though, I just plug it in, and carefully set it on the floor, it's worked so far!
Seriously though, you missed a golden opportunity for some grade A excitement!!!
My phone charger broke, the little tabs that hold it into the phone broke off, I'm too cheap to guy buy a new one though, I just plug it in, and carefully set it on the floor, it's worked so far!
mulhollanddrive:
It would work on me! Goin' to rollerderby on Sunday?
Things I've done at home while bored:
1) sure its summer but I'm cleaning and instead of throwing out all the old mail and paper stuff...BURN IT!! then find whatever else you dont need and burn it too. I've set so much shit on fire tonight its not even funny
2) decide that acting out the 2nd season of Twin Peaks with sock puppets would...
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1) sure its summer but I'm cleaning and instead of throwing out all the old mail and paper stuff...BURN IT!! then find whatever else you dont need and burn it too. I've set so much shit on fire tonight its not even funny
2) decide that acting out the 2nd season of Twin Peaks with sock puppets would...
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guinnessluvnfool:
Try teaching your cat German instead. He'd be more apt to do what you say, at least it works that way with dogs.
daliyah:
LOL, I would have LOVED to have been your roommate.....Hahaha we would be like two cranky ladies with a hundred cats bitching about who was more southern....hahaha come to think about it.....it could still happen
So, I went to the store and of course, i'm only going to make jam out of the best looking fruit.
im making a batch of blueberry ginger mint and a batch of mixed berry (raspberry, blackberry, strawberry) mint because i love me some mint in my jam, yall.
I just tasted the blueberry and I came. its that fucking good
im making a batch of blueberry ginger mint and a batch of mixed berry (raspberry, blackberry, strawberry) mint because i love me some mint in my jam, yall.
I just tasted the blueberry and I came. its that fucking good
woodstock:
Wow, I think I may have to go get me some blueberries. Lots of them. By the truckload.
I'm not sure at what point I became an old woman but I'm more than likely making jam this weekend at some point (today possibly).
I've promised a jar to johnsaulrubio and tattoodolly. Obviously, I'll keep a jar for me and a jar for the GC because he's my culinary partner in crime. Which means, I'll still have 3-5 jars left. Any takers? It...
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I've promised a jar to johnsaulrubio and tattoodolly. Obviously, I'll keep a jar for me and a jar for the GC because he's my culinary partner in crime. Which means, I'll still have 3-5 jars left. Any takers? It...
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daliyah:
Better yet I come to Texas and have a jam wrestling match...
sticky!
sticky!
daliyah:
tastes like a hookers' panties at dawn....
tastes like a hookers' panties at dawn....
It's the cocktail hour........
So I'm on an overnighter to the big NYC recently. My buddy and I are all over the East viilage. We met up with a girl who claimed to be an heiress of the ALCOA fortune. She takes us to Hogs n Heiffers and a couple of other bars. She's really into my buddy until her ex boyfriend shows up. Until that point it was all red carpet, past the velvet rope, no bullshit. She got everything!
When x-boy showed up we were on our own. We had to get back to our hotel which was in Jamaica, Queens. Our train had ceased to run due to construction so we ambled along to an open train station. Aswe were waiting I saw a girl and I commented to my buddy that she looked just like an ex girlfriend. The girl stared at me.. I stared at her until we came to the point of realizing that there, in a New York suwbay terminal at 2 am, after havin missed our original train, was my ex girlfrind from Montana
We ran over to each other and tried to make up for lost time. It worked up until she left my hotel room the next morning. I got on a plane back to Chicago, and she never answered my phone calls. her boyfriend did, though.