Ended up having a bit of a row with the ex last night after he barged in on me sometime just before 1am while I was talking to the GC on Yahoo Instant Messenger. He shot me this look and snarked "So, what, youre just not going to go to sleep tonight?!"
"Eventually, yes"
"So I guess youre ok with falling asleep behind the wheel...
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"Eventually, yes"
"So I guess youre ok with falling asleep behind the wheel...
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Dewey says "Merci Beaucoup, ya'll...MEEERRROWW" to all you who wished him a happy birthday (yes, my cat is trilingual, speaking english, french and cat). I...umm...sorta had a little party for him when I got home from work. And yes, there were presents. Yes, I know. I'm this close to being the crazy cat lady all the kids are afraid of.
I'm finally going to get...
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I'm finally going to get...
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citizencruz:
Maybe he's got a point. I mean, hell, if I could be anyone other than who I am... I know I'd wanna be a methadone taking, alcoholic, beligerant, obsessive cripple... umm... er..no, wait... never mind, I meant Captain America.
Fuck that crazy asshole!
-Swend
Fuck that crazy asshole!
-Swend
johnsaulrubio:
Wow... Just wow.
See you at RollerDerby.
See you at RollerDerby.
Lets flash back to January, 2001.
I bundled myself up in my navy blue peacoat and set myself out to find my perfect companion.
Occasionally, one of the boys would catch my eye but none really had that it factor.
None, until I spotted HIM.
There he was, a sweet young thing, making some sort of ruckus. I should have known then I had a...
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I bundled myself up in my navy blue peacoat and set myself out to find my perfect companion.
Occasionally, one of the boys would catch my eye but none really had that it factor.
None, until I spotted HIM.
There he was, a sweet young thing, making some sort of ruckus. I should have known then I had a...
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zephyra:
Happy birthday to the kitty!!!!
lilmissmorbid:
Have a great Tuesday sweetie

Not at home so no spam email for today.
sweet jesus fuck this weekend was one for the record books.
Thursday started off with a trip to the bookstore where the GC works. My buddy karoshi came with since we havent had much time hang out and have it be just the two of us.
And as I stood with my copy of Posterity :...
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sweet jesus fuck this weekend was one for the record books.
Thursday started off with a trip to the bookstore where the GC works. My buddy karoshi came with since we havent had much time hang out and have it be just the two of us.
And as I stood with my copy of Posterity :...
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fdnymedic:
glad you had a good weekend 
kingskottie:
i dig the franz ferdnand record alot. the scissor sisters' cd is out here in the states on tuesday. let Darkness-mania reign!
heh!
heh!
Spam Subject of the Day:
"Increase muscle size in your pants quickly conquistador"
I fear a guy who'd want me to call him "conquistador". Sure, if it would make him happy, I'd scream out "Fuck me HARDER, Hernando De Soto!", but I couldnt promise I wouldnt bust a gut laughing in the process.
Few things are more satisfying than being sacked from a job and...
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"Increase muscle size in your pants quickly conquistador"
I fear a guy who'd want me to call him "conquistador". Sure, if it would make him happy, I'd scream out "Fuck me HARDER, Hernando De Soto!", but I couldnt promise I wouldnt bust a gut laughing in the process.
Few things are more satisfying than being sacked from a job and...
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citizencruz:
I also noticed that the whole team has the same haircut
Talk to ya soon, Killer
Talk to ya soon, Killer
holliday:
Holy crap! You're journal just made my day!
I'm a recent transplant to Houston, TX from NYC. I gave up my job to come out here to learn to build cars. I grew up a tom-boy and played sports with all the guys. Now I'm in a school full of 18 year old boys. I think I'm one of maybe 5 girls in the entire school! Me and the other girl aced our first test and outshined all those little boys! Ha ha!
I'm a recent transplant to Houston, TX from NYC. I gave up my job to come out here to learn to build cars. I grew up a tom-boy and played sports with all the guys. Now I'm in a school full of 18 year old boys. I think I'm one of maybe 5 girls in the entire school! Me and the other girl aced our first test and outshined all those little boys! Ha ha!
Spam subject line of the day:
"Sex with Monsters!"
Let the record show that there was not one image of a girl banging The Mummy or Teen Wolf or anything like that. I was very disapointed.
I spent some of yesterday trying to find a nice, reasonably priced hotel for the night of the 5th. Yeah, might be a bit tough to swing that $129...
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"Sex with Monsters!"
Let the record show that there was not one image of a girl banging The Mummy or Teen Wolf or anything like that. I was very disapointed.
I spent some of yesterday trying to find a nice, reasonably priced hotel for the night of the 5th. Yeah, might be a bit tough to swing that $129...
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fdnymedic:
why not stay at the ranch motel on i think its autstin hwy....nice upper class lodging if i ever saw one. hahaha jk.
silverrevolver:
it would have been terribly un-dorky of me to not
bluevalentine:
me as a wee little thing
Spam subject line of the day: Attack Your Wife With SEMEN!
DUDE!!!! Attack your wife with what?!!!?? Fuck me! I wouldnt wanna marry any dude that thinks its ok to attack you with spooge. And is it HIS spooge or some sort of deadly ninja spooge he's attacking you with?!
And yay for the person who started a bluevalentine appreciation thread on the Hook-Up board....
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DUDE!!!! Attack your wife with what?!!!?? Fuck me! I wouldnt wanna marry any dude that thinks its ok to attack you with spooge. And is it HIS spooge or some sort of deadly ninja spooge he's attacking you with?!
And yay for the person who started a bluevalentine appreciation thread on the Hook-Up board....
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baby_square:
oh jeez, deadly ninja spooge? none of us are safe.
rebelangel:
...I think deadly ninja spooge sounds kinda interesting...
Hello to a fellow Texas gurrl!!
Hello to a fellow Texas gurrl!!
Tomorrow will be a day filled with accounting bliss. Need to reconcile the books.
See, im a small business owner. But I'll let you in on a little secret. Im a bad small business owner.
I'm not 100% used to having paid employees just yet.
So far my idea of doing the books has been "checks clear? business good. Checks bounce? business bad".
And fucking...
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See, im a small business owner. But I'll let you in on a little secret. Im a bad small business owner.
I'm not 100% used to having paid employees just yet.
So far my idea of doing the books has been "checks clear? business good. Checks bounce? business bad".
And fucking...
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disgustipated:
where can i get one of these "ball washin cock holsters"? sounds like a timesaver.
"it's GOLD Jerry, GOLD!"
"it's GOLD Jerry, GOLD!"
disgustipated:
i need like a 3XL. will that work? 
Err...pay no attention to the girl behind the curtain
God damn I cant wait until I get to have this apartment all to myself. I get more lonely with the roommate here then I ever would be if I was here by myself.
So, I'm doing a bit of budgeting and if I take my lunches to work instead of buying something and I cut...
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God damn I cant wait until I get to have this apartment all to myself. I get more lonely with the roommate here then I ever would be if I was here by myself.
So, I'm doing a bit of budgeting and if I take my lunches to work instead of buying something and I cut...
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disgustipated:
yeah, it's been a Tom Waits kinda day...
kingskottie:
down with gallon drunk? very very cool.... can we cuddle? heh.
you dig birthday party?
spunk in the eye? what a waste...it's so much better when used as a belly button filler! heh!
you dig birthday party?
spunk in the eye? what a waste...it's so much better when used as a belly button filler! heh!
Spam Subject Line of the Day:
I eat cum for a living
Whats the health plan like for a job like that?
Have you ever cared about someone so much that their fear makes you cry?
Sweet damn, Anthony Stewart Head is hot.
Sorry, so, as I was saying, Friday night I ended up in tears hearing someone very dear to me talk to me...
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I eat cum for a living
Whats the health plan like for a job like that?
Have you ever cared about someone so much that their fear makes you cry?
Sweet damn, Anthony Stewart Head is hot.
Sorry, so, as I was saying, Friday night I ended up in tears hearing someone very dear to me talk to me...
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johnsaulrubio:
That was way too heavy for me...
I'm in more of an "Journal Entry: I make pee-pee and poopie" mood.
SMILE, GODAMMIT!
[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 11:38PM]
I'm in more of an "Journal Entry: I make pee-pee and poopie" mood.
SMILE, GODAMMIT!
[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 11:38PM]
citizencruz:
No problem , Killa'
The GC and I went out to Continental Club last night to see Wayne Hancock. His co-worker, Chris showed up shortly after we did and Tattoodolly and Butch sometime after that.
Im glad I bought a new outfit for the occasion.
Last time I saw Wayne? Cibolo Creek Country Club, just north of San Antonio. That place closed in, what, 99?
Wayne used to come...
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Im glad I bought a new outfit for the occasion.
Last time I saw Wayne? Cibolo Creek Country Club, just north of San Antonio. That place closed in, what, 99?
Wayne used to come...
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citizencruz:
You absolutely must!
Zeus: WOOF! whimper, whimper.