My mom will most likely be dead before the end of the week
The GC just found out that his store is closing the first of the year.
Excuse me for the next few days while we drink ourselves silly and do whatever we can to forget our troubles for at least 24 hours
Saturday afternoon, ill be in tip top shape for the Asylum...
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The GC just found out that his store is closing the first of the year.
Excuse me for the next few days while we drink ourselves silly and do whatever we can to forget our troubles for at least 24 hours
Saturday afternoon, ill be in tip top shape for the Asylum...
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PMS. Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover.
The WONDERFUL weather we are having here right now is the only thing keeping me from killing someone.
My emotions are all over the friggin place right now (hence last nights entry).
Some girl got all up in my business at HEB this morning because she thought I was giving her a dirty look because her boyfriend was black (she...
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The WONDERFUL weather we are having here right now is the only thing keeping me from killing someone.
My emotions are all over the friggin place right now (hence last nights entry).
Some girl got all up in my business at HEB this morning because she thought I was giving her a dirty look because her boyfriend was black (she...
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lindy:
So... wanna meet up and watch me masturbate?
No?
OK, just thought I'd ask
No?
OK, just thought I'd ask
fdnymedic:
...there is some for ya...no matter how you are!
...there is some for ya...no matter how you are!
I'm feeling oddly nostalgic.
I need cuddles.
When the GC and I first met (the first night I went over to his house), I came home and wrote down the events of our evening. I knew then that it would mean that much to me -- so much that i'd wanted a detailed account of our first night together.
I'm glad I have that record....
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I need cuddles.
When the GC and I first met (the first night I went over to his house), I came home and wrote down the events of our evening. I knew then that it would mean that much to me -- so much that i'd wanted a detailed account of our first night together.
I'm glad I have that record....
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lilmissmorbid:
Have a great Thursday sweetie!
shamunda:
I Lick You - what's so hard about saying that?
I think you need to look into a new brand or a warrantee/replacement plan.
I think you need to look into a new brand or a warrantee/replacement plan.
Taken from an email one of you has seen already:
As many of you are aware, I am currently working on my first book--the one that will make me rich and famous beyond my wildest dreams and will make Orlando Bloom want to do me (elven costuming optional).
The reason I'm writing ya'll is I'm looking for some folks to help me along the way....
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As many of you are aware, I am currently working on my first book--the one that will make me rich and famous beyond my wildest dreams and will make Orlando Bloom want to do me (elven costuming optional).
The reason I'm writing ya'll is I'm looking for some folks to help me along the way....
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shamunda:
do I get a shout out in the jacket or maybe a character based on me? 
soda_pop:
...I used to have a small running stint on Ebay...i would go to B&N and buy the autographed books and then mark up them up ...but that was a while ago...what exactly do you sell? shrubs? lightbulbs? corn removers?
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gordo72:
is she a member of SG?
citizencruz:
There's your damned testi! 
Now get back in the kitchen and make me a pie!
Now get back in the kitchen and make me a pie!
Miss me?
I was home for all of 4 minutes this weekend, to feed the cats while the GC sat in the car.
Thursday, after shopping for a new skirt and the cutest garter belt ever, I got to his house sometime around 2 and we were on the road to San Antonio, driving in the inferno that is a texas summer day.
The radio...
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I was home for all of 4 minutes this weekend, to feed the cats while the GC sat in the car.
Thursday, after shopping for a new skirt and the cutest garter belt ever, I got to his house sometime around 2 and we were on the road to San Antonio, driving in the inferno that is a texas summer day.
The radio...
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lilmissmorbid:
Sounds likea busy weekend Miss ya..
johnsaulrubio:
But but but... I wear cologne! Thanks!
Last night, the crew and I headed to the Texas Chili Parlour for bowls of spicy goodness and plenty of beer.
karoshi and his girlfriend and my astrologer Kramer were there waiting when the GC and I showed up.
Kramer has just returned from a trip to London and Paris so, when I sat down, he presented me with dark chocolate. Extra dark. We're talking...
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karoshi and his girlfriend and my astrologer Kramer were there waiting when the GC and I showed up.
Kramer has just returned from a trip to London and Paris so, when I sat down, he presented me with dark chocolate. Extra dark. We're talking...
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mattthegoon:
Hey there sweet cheeks....sorry I haven't been on as much we are still swinging around until we can move into our uber expensive apartment. We found out the day before we left Italy and are really happy....heheh I'll send her to (you) Auntie for visits often! Goin' on the job search tomorrow. Kisses
Hey there sweet cheeks....sorry I haven't been on as much we are still swinging around until we can move into our uber expensive apartment. We found out the day before we left Italy and are really happy....heheh I'll send her to (you) Auntie for visits often! Goin' on the job search tomorrow. Kisses
mattthegoon:
sorry this is Daliyah ...got to sign him out...damn
Thus concludes my white trash weekend.
Wrasslin and roller derby in one week.
I need a house up on blocks, or at least get my honda civic fitted with mudflaps with those naked chick silouettes.
Instead of giving you the rundown of everything I did this weekend, I'll just share with you some of the more memorable quotes. Im not saying who said what. Some...
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Wrasslin and roller derby in one week.
I need a house up on blocks, or at least get my honda civic fitted with mudflaps with those naked chick silouettes.
Instead of giving you the rundown of everything I did this weekend, I'll just share with you some of the more memorable quotes. Im not saying who said what. Some...
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discusstin:
what the fuck? no flying monkeys? tonight i waited on a lady who recently retired. she's driving from california to florida in a van thats pulling a thirty odd foot travel trailer. she broke down in austin & decided to eat (bitchilly) at the applebeast. apparently she decided to take 35 cats and 2 puppies with her.
that's a crazy cat lady.
(cause i no longer look like this 
)
that's a crazy cat lady.
(cause i no longer look like this )
discusstin:
oh, but i do have a blood racing stripe on that eye. i've been thinking of having one added to the other eye cause its pretty cool and such.
Short update today.
Yesterday, after the battery situation, I had intended to just stay home, write a bit, make a pizza, and sleep off an on throughout the night.
The GC called sometime around 5 to make sure my car was ok. I returned his call sometime around 5:30 when he told me one of his coworkers was trying to get rid of the tickets...
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Yesterday, after the battery situation, I had intended to just stay home, write a bit, make a pizza, and sleep off an on throughout the night.
The GC called sometime around 5 to make sure my car was ok. I returned his call sometime around 5:30 when he told me one of his coworkers was trying to get rid of the tickets...
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thejuanupsman:
hmmm Drinking more... why didnt I think of that. Sadly I cant even get drunk anymore. I try. I go out planning to get ripped and maybe a little rowdy, but I just lose interest 
The wrestling sounds fun, I havnt been to a wrestling match in over 20 years. Damn that made me feel old....
The wrestling sounds fun, I havnt been to a wrestling match in over 20 years. Damn that made me feel old....
citizencruz:
Well I'm up late on a school night again, Killa'. Insomnia's a crazy thing!
Anyway, I've got the tube on and a 1966 Elvis flick called Paradise, Hawaiian Style just came on. As the opening credits rolled along, out pops the directors name (drum roll) are ya ready? Michael Moore. I guess he wasn't always so political!
[Edited on Aug 02, 2004 11:40PM]
Ed. for TCB
I'm startin' ta feel that... littlebita'... Helvis in meh!
[Edited on Aug 02, 2004 11:42PM]
Anyway, I've got the tube on and a 1966 Elvis flick called Paradise, Hawaiian Style just came on. As the opening credits rolled along, out pops the directors name (drum roll) are ya ready? Michael Moore. I guess he wasn't always so political!
[Edited on Aug 02, 2004 11:40PM]
Ed. for TCB
I'm startin' ta feel that... littlebita'... Helvis in meh!
[Edited on Aug 02, 2004 11:42PM]
Thursday night...I was a writing fool.
Total, with back stories, one short story finished and half of another done, I wrote upwards of 40 pages on Thursday.
I put together the soundtrack Friday morning.
Yes, my novel is going to have a soundtrack.
My soundtrack rules nearly as much as my story.
hooliganyouth said my soundtrack rules and he aint no fool when it comes...
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Total, with back stories, one short story finished and half of another done, I wrote upwards of 40 pages on Thursday.
I put together the soundtrack Friday morning.
Yes, my novel is going to have a soundtrack.
My soundtrack rules nearly as much as my story.
hooliganyouth said my soundtrack rules and he aint no fool when it comes...
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mulhollanddrive:
The tea maker is okay. It takes up space more than anything. Made up a very stampy-tasting pitcher of mint tea.
Cool, you are going tomorrow! See you in the inferno, m'lady!
!!!
!!!
Cool, you are going tomorrow! See you in the inferno, m'lady!
!!!
!!!Happy thursday.
First off, I'm trying to take over the Jews group here on SG so if you love me and want me to be happy and are a member of that group or would like to be just for my sake, put in a good word for me and vote on the "Winter went gray" thread. I'd so rule.
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First off, I'm trying to take over the Jews group here on SG so if you love me and want me to be happy and are a member of that group or would like to be just for my sake, put in a good word for me and vote on the "Winter went gray" thread. I'd so rule.
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gordo72:
did you go out yet?
let me know how the night went
let me know how the night went
thejuanupsman:
That is a cool tattoo. I like the jellyfish too. I suppose you could be right and it might be the women, however it seems that women not making sense to me seems to run in groups and I think that it is more likely that i become irrational for periods of time than all the women i know become irrational at the same time. anyway they are almost all making sense to me today, so all is good.
Congratulations on your promotion to Queen. So what is it like being royalty?
Congratulations on your promotion to Queen. So what is it like being royalty?
Hey, if anyone has a copy of Jon Dee Graham's song "Laredo" off his "Horray for the Moon" album on MP3 that ya could send my way, I'd love you forever.
I got an email from mr fucked up methadone addict today. I couldnt help but laugh since it is typical Eddie. After 7 years, some things never change.
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Subject: Oh...
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I got an email from mr fucked up methadone addict today. I couldnt help but laugh since it is typical Eddie. After 7 years, some things never change.
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Subject: Oh...
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hypnogogic:
flying monkeys kick ass!!!!
that guy, however fucked up he may be, is a good writer.
that guy, however fucked up he may be, is a good writer.
daliyah:
I sure will... 
oh the tale of the clockwork uterus....
oh the tale of the clockwork uterus....
what does GC stand for? I'm pretty sure I know who it stands for.
I will partake in debaucheries this weekend too.