I am going to go see Tom Waits in Vancouver on October 15th.
SUCK IT!!!!!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!!
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So, leftovers...I have tons of clothing, a few kitcheny bits and bobs, a loveseat in pretty good condition, 2 sofas that a pretty beat to shit, a wood nightstand with one drawer, a bookshelf, a recliner, a king size bed, a kitchen table with chairs, some end tables...
i think thats it.
oh, and a cat
Yeah, still need to find a home for mom's...
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i think thats it.
oh, and a cat
Yeah, still need to find a home for mom's...
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soda_pop:
Well...go where the money is....alamo heights, the quarry et cetera ...........shit man, i would love to do that, but i would eat all everything I baked.....when i used to work at a bakery I gained a good 20 pounds from eating every hour... 
Lets get down to brass tax......how much do you want for the ape?-------well really, how big is your bookself? whats the recliner and night stand thing look like? i actually need those.
Lets get down to brass tax......how much do you want for the ape?-------well really, how big is your bookself? whats the recliner and night stand thing look like? i actually need those.
hypnogogic:
I have an idea, you can bake stuff, send it to me and i will eat it all. how's that sound?
ill pretty much do anything for fresh baked bread, especially if there is fresh rosemary involved.
ill pretty much do anything for fresh baked bread, especially if there is fresh rosemary involved.
GARAGE SALE O RAMA!!!
Thanks to woodstock1027 for coming to help out all afternoon
I sold over $700 worth of stuff plus my car for $1250 plus 6 people who are ready to buy mom's house the moment i get it transfered to my name...
I took everyone's number who wants the house and I plan on calling them, asking the first person what they'll...
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Thanks to woodstock1027 for coming to help out all afternoon
I sold over $700 worth of stuff plus my car for $1250 plus 6 people who are ready to buy mom's house the moment i get it transfered to my name...
I took everyone's number who wants the house and I plan on calling them, asking the first person what they'll...
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woodstock:
You are welcome! 
soda_pop:
sorry i missed it lady, do you have any leftovers?
Ya'll remember Eddie, the crippled methadone addict I used to live with when I was young and retarded (or, more retarded)?
Well, he emails me to tell me he'll be back in austin next month for a visit and wants to know if he can come see me.
Of course, I tell him yes. Below is part of the email I sent him and his...
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Well, he emails me to tell me he'll be back in austin next month for a visit and wants to know if he can come see me.
Of course, I tell him yes. Below is part of the email I sent him and his...
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gordo72:
what's the new word for the day?
zephyra:
you have random stories. I love them.
1) Garage sale. Saturday. San Antonio. Come buy stuff. Really. I beg you. I'll sell it cheap. If you love me you'll give me money in exchange for crap i dont want anymore
2) Best Spam Ever:
Just showed up in my email box..
"Aint got the cash, then you gtota pay with your azz.
Israel to select cities of refuge as I commanded you...
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2) Best Spam Ever:
Just showed up in my email box..
"Aint got the cash, then you gtota pay with your azz.
Israel to select cities of refuge as I commanded you...
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johnnythsaint:
Yeah, in the HEB. Did you ever go there? I worked in that HEB for about 5 years, I got started when the Kosher Store opened and then went on to working in the service center and book keeping.
johnsaulrubio:
It totally was awesome.
How the FUCK does one overlook calling next of kin to let them know their mom's ashes are ready to be picked up??
Yeah, so I realise "wow, its been 2 weeks and no ashes" while driving down to San Antonio this morning, so I call up the funeral home and say "Hi. My name is Stephanie Stone and my mom is..was...Sylvia Stone and no...
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Yeah, so I realise "wow, its been 2 weeks and no ashes" while driving down to San Antonio this morning, so I call up the funeral home and say "Hi. My name is Stephanie Stone and my mom is..was...Sylvia Stone and no...
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lilmissmorbid:
Take care sweetie. You will get through this.
Hugs to you.
Hugs to you.
lindy:
when you pick up the ashes, you should say, "It's about fucking time... how the hell did you expect me to reassemble the body for re-animation without them? Shheesh!" and then just stomp away angrily.
It is amazingly hard to type when your thumbs wont stop twitching
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mulhollanddrive:
I understand. We'll all have to hang out sometime soon.
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mulhollanddrive:
Cool. Best of luck with that.
I broke down and bought a PS2 along with a copy of SSX Tricky and The Getaway (the getaway being a little gift for my roommate/ex who's been uber nice to me lately and didnt sound at all snarky when he asked if the G.C. was my "fella")
Lord help us all.
I can no longer feel my thumbs.
And im drunk.
very drunk.
I...
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Lord help us all.
I can no longer feel my thumbs.
And im drunk.
very drunk.
I...
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soda_pop:
You should really thing about getting any of the GTA games....they are violently addicting....I think they are making a fight club game too...
lindy:
who said you can't play video games while you are on a pony?
No dinner followed by 7 Rolling Rocks + Having some girl try to get all up on the GC when we were out + Running into 2 of my ex's + Ovarian Doom + Mercury in Retrograde = Stephy crying until 4 am and telling the GC that he doesnt REALLY care about me and he saying "fuck you, you have no idea how much...
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shamunda:
what is this toast thing I keep hearing about? I know what bread is and slicing it was the greatest technical acheivement of my day, but taking that further and making a whole new word is something like blasphemy. 
fdnymedic:
is it heaven or hell? 
For some reason, right now, I really miss being married.
(updated to say : I'm not missing being married to my ex husband...just being married. I think I'm also missing weddings, namely my wedding. I never had a wedding. We got married at the J.P. I wore some blue dress that was in my closet. I worked the morning we got married, came home, showered,...
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(updated to say : I'm not missing being married to my ex husband...just being married. I think I'm also missing weddings, namely my wedding. I never had a wedding. We got married at the J.P. I wore some blue dress that was in my closet. I worked the morning we got married, came home, showered,...
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gordo72:
I'm your slave for life
woodstock:
Well, I generally have to work on Saturdays, but I have nothing specific planned. You have something up your sleeve?
Im worn out.
We still havent found the will and I'm going to have to go down to the courthouse this week to see what I'll need to do.
I'm having a garage sale the weekend of the 11th. If any of the people in San Antonio want to help or any of the Austin folks want to go down there with me to assist...
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We still havent found the will and I'm going to have to go down to the courthouse this week to see what I'll need to do.
I'm having a garage sale the weekend of the 11th. If any of the people in San Antonio want to help or any of the Austin folks want to go down there with me to assist...
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hypnogogic:
gotcha! 
citizencruz:
Yeah, you were going to take my suggestion and get a really hungry cheetah and let it run around in your mom's house. I've ammended the idea and am suggesting a capuchin monkey dressed in a cowboy outfit to ride the cheetah. The nosy neigbor wont know what hit her. You may want to consider a wombat as well. I'm not sure what good (if any) it would be but I just like saying wombat. 
OOh! or a badger!
[Edited on Aug 30, 2004 2:05PM]
OOh! or a badger!
[Edited on Aug 30, 2004 2:05PM]
I have run into my first enemy in regards to my mom's death.
Her neighbor across the street.
I went to mom's on Tuesday
I wasnt there an hour when my grandma called and asked if I was at moms. I told her i was and she said to be careful because lady across the street just called and wanted to know what I was...
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Her neighbor across the street.
I went to mom's on Tuesday
I wasnt there an hour when my grandma called and asked if I was at moms. I told her i was and she said to be careful because lady across the street just called and wanted to know what I was...
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lilmissmorbid:
Hope your doing okay sweets.
citizencruz:
You shoud get a cheetah and go really easy on feeding it. Let it run around loose in the house and... presto! No more nosy old hooker!
I've always wanted a cheetah... or a buffalo.
I've always wanted a cheetah... or a buffalo.
and yes, i AM jealous, i want to see Tom Waits.