bailey

oo oo, kick my ass first ... {;oP

yeah, cool slight reference to John Carpenter's They Live, i think. A bit skewed, no bubble gum. So, into pirates, aye. what about those shoulder parrots, aren't they cool?

josyph, johnnyrottynshite (ne) johnnyrottynbastard

"Off-duty stormtroopers" -- holy shit, B, I actually spit beer on the monitor, I was laughing so hard at this.
Damn you, you rock.
"I want to be Darth Vader when I grow up."

Christ, I am such a huge fan if Chucks and wife beaters -- err, not wife beaters NAMED Chuck, just so we're clear -- that I might have to pay, say, a visit to B-town soon.
Just to show my appreciation for such things, of course.

Damn you, Scuba Steve! [I have this movie, yarrrrrr, too bad we missed it.]

Passing the days,
Scotty

Dam it sounds great, Bailey I am happy that you are happy ... you would think after all my schooling I could think of something better to say but hell.
hehe Scuba Steve he is de man.

ahh hmm yes...like when you wake up and can't tell if it's a.m. or p.m.

And you're flawless ... I find this a rather keen combination.

-Scotty

YYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWW****crunch***....ow...

I'm gonna break the continuation of monosyllabic gestures[no offense to B or the other SG'ers]
B, in the late hours after a hard days worth of work at the Robotic factory, i do a little stand up improv sort of thing. Yeah, Johnny Rottyn Shite, is the name. Deflating massive ego's and just reveling in mischief is my game. and besides Gaylord McJackAss sounded so cool, oh, i mean freakin smashing. keep hope alive, and rage hard.

josyph, AKA SatanIsMyChauffer

p.s. now i shall dub thyself - Johnny Rottyn Shite

B,
you go on with yo bad self. Rage against that Machine. Oooops.....i kinda like machines, robots, whatnot. Okay, Rage against that Gaylord McJackAss. i remember those fond evenings of ten hours or more spent being held hostage at work, all in the thrall for the mighty dollars. B, things will get better, as cheesey as that sounds. One day you'll look back at this time and be somewhere different and say "Wow, I wonder what became of that Gaylord McDonkeyNuts guy? " And after like a millisecond, you'll be smiling and thinking perhaps several years down the road he got into a surreal freak accident, where a truck containing steel rebars suddenly swerves on the road and within that moment one of the bars is catipulted out and is furiously careening through the air, then McJackAss is on his day off out about in the town sucking down on a cherry flavored italian icee. Slurp. Slurp. There he is, where unbeknownst to him, that steel rebar heads in the general direction of his crotch. Without killing him, this steel rebar simply maims him, only to violently shorn off his genitals. After the surgery to repair this mishap, Gaylord McJackOff is left an Eunich, where he will spend the rest of his miserable days with a clear plastic tube acting as his substitute penis.

josyph

p.s. i too don't exactly know what i'm writing.

I suck ass, Leaf, sorry.

Busy, busy, busy am I.

Please don't think any less of me ... ?
Is that possible?

-Scotty

Dude, she was stripping to NFG? Props to the both of you! Which song was it, if you can remember...

I'm assuming that you are flying down there to meet that young piercer who has taken such a shine to you? Now, you be careful down there, ya hear? Things are just a little different than in ole Beantown.
He seems like a very nice young man, but you know what they say about SG members don't you? Yeah, me neither. Anyway, keep your eyes open and keep reaching for the stars!!!!!!

B,
how could you? not Tampa, but the neon desert is where you want to go. remember, you invited me to the fetish flea market. oh gawd why? [dramatic sigh] just break my frail heart [sobbing occurs] i know i stood you up for our porn date, but that was just one time [another dramatic sigh] but just give me another chance. i'll even provide the nachos this time.

B,
sorry i couldn't come over, i got stuck working at the Robotic factory. Then went over to the Glue Making factory to help fetch out a worker caught in the traps.

Nachos and Madonna Truth or Dare, damn good combo. Damn me. what about Hentai(japanese anime porn), I just borrowed La Blue Girl from a friend. it's the granddaddy of Hentai.

josyph

Chicken burritos make the world go 'round.

I like chicken burritos more then I like liver.
I like chicken burritos more then I like toe jam.
I like chicken burritos more then I like beer [okay, so that's just a bold-faced fucking lie.]
I like chicken burritos more then I rectal thermometers.

Basically, chicken burritos are the best things in the world, I'm simply lacking for the correct positive descriptions.

I do not like chicken burritos more then I like you, though, Leaf. That's a given.
Although, a good chimichanga ... hmmm ...

-Scotty

B,
I tried to follow your directions on the map you wrote for me, but I ended up somewhere in Albuquerque. i guess i'll have to keep burrowing till i find out where you set up HQ. Fetish market, sounds cool. I once dated a Dominatrix who occassionally worked at a Fetish Club.
Are you my butterfly?(reference to David Cronenberg movie, M Butterfly

sup, josyph satanismychauffer
p.s. where you be at)

I usually have good luck with cheaptickets.com. You might want to try there.

Oh yeah, go check out the SG Army board. That desktop is done there rock 'n' roll girl.

no more rain. come out and play sexy maven.

*sniff*

so the t storms arent fun in or around the city..well they can be if you arent alone. tisk tisk on being alone.

don't hate me cuz i'm beautifully tattoo'd