Saturday Dec 14, 2002

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oops! i forgot to bring my christmas list to the library with me. sorry, folks.

anyway last night i concluded that the only thing i can do 'right' is bad timing. i am so good at it. so good, it hurts. ow.

it all started when i was born...two months early.

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xaqary:
I scarcely belive your last shot was real. can you have the same sg in your favorites more than once?
nicetotalfreak:
Hey Bailey!

You are much more of a gem than you think you are.

- J

Friday Dec 13, 2002

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stayed tuned tomorrow to find out what bailey maxwell wants for christmas.
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biohazyrd:
howza about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ash tray? no, perhaps a well cultivated trouser snake that can spit venom. sorry it doesn't belong to Mr.Rollins though.

josyph
murkling:
You weren't there! *sniffle*

Thursday Dec 12, 2002

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hello

you have reached bailey FUCKIN maxwell

please leave a message

*beep*
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crazydasaint:
Ah Gad I hate talking to these things, I never know what to say... ummm, just calling to, you know, shoot some shit or whatever... but I guess you're not in so I... umm, so I can't... unless you're there and about to pick up... which, no... I... um, guess you're not... anyway, give me a call sometime or something, or I'll try back sometime later, or whatever... God, I sound like an idiot... ok, I never know how to say goodbye to a machine... [click]
marikdfa:
=p

Wednesday Dec 11, 2002

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betcha all didnt know i used to be a baton twirler.....
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booshanky:
girls with smeared mascara/eyeliner are frighteningly sexy.
pdiddy:
*sigh* - first the pumas and skateboard on rp.net and now this...damn

Tuesday Dec 10, 2002

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so....whoa.

boy i danced with got an account.

boy i used to like and who dissed me called me up cause he missed me.

and out of my league boy is taking me out tomorrow.

anyone else wanna get in line??
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echobunny:
i want in....did i just say "in"?
how did you mean that exactly?

ps...the new set...girl....jeez-us!
tara81:
great new set!

your legs with bruises look like mine :0P

Monday Dec 09, 2002

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last night i went with m0use to the newbury comics christmas party smile i was able to hit on the only skinhead mad ....er....SHARP there confused . then i realized he was gross puke and he decided to start stalking m0use blackeyed then i got hit on by some drunk girl kiss who almost started crying when m0use stepped up to her to get her away from me frown then i lost...
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emma:
bailey = almost as cool as emma (but not quite ; MUWWWWWWWWWWWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

come see me over xmas break - im 19 - i can go to the bars now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicetotalfreak:
Hey, Bailey....
I was the guy you were dancing with last night. If you were dancing with more than one guy, I'm the one you left bite marks on (you rogue). I'm totally broke, but you were so intriguing that I spent $9 to get to write you. Perhaps that was the point? Hope not. You seemed very cool, even if you lost some of my fake money on the craps table.

Cheers.

Saturday Dec 07, 2002

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last night was super fun.

but hes still out of my league.
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2facechang:
not me, that's for sure.
mora:
out of your league? come again?

Friday Dec 06, 2002

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its a winter wonderland here in good ol' boston.

i swear, the sound of snow falling is by far my favorite sound in the whole wide world.

a cup of hot chocolate, a big warm blanket and someone to climb under it with me could make these bad feelings disappear.

it would only take him twenty four hours of straight driving time to get here....
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partiallyblind:
of course i say trousers... i'm one of those Britishers.

we all speak like the Queen and live in castles, don't you know :]
strio:
If "he" is the one I think you're refering to... I tried to meet him on my trip. Missed him twice. Funny that he wouldn't know me... everyone else there sure did.

Wednesday Dec 04, 2002

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i had a dream and henry rollins was in it.

in some strange mix up of britney spears impersonators, his arms got cut off.

so i had to do everything for him.

including masturbate.

oh, sweet sweet jesus how perfect would my life be??
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redskull:
You'd also have to make Met-rx shakes for Hank and switch the weights for him when he's doing leg presses, and those things are damn heavy.

you totally stole my "what gets me hot..." from like 3 months ago.
catsmeow:
perfect it would be if ole henry had arms so he could asssit you in the role of masterbator. hmmmmmm...

*needs to take a shower now*

Tuesday Dec 03, 2002

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today i:

had orientation at TWO new jobs

bought a car

got dissed by the boy i kinda liked

and

fell down the stairs.

what did YOU do today?
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starsandsmokes:
... woke up late as hell, didn't go to work, drank beer for lunch, had blue mac n' cheese, more beer, performed at open mic night, more beer, hung out with a new girl, more beer, watched boondock saints, more beer, bed...
chuntcockula:
Had a reading of my play

Office holiday party

Biked home in the snow

Talked to my sis

Here, now.

Tuesday Dec 03, 2002

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i want to be an asian chocolate chip cookie.
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echobunny:
i was thinking more cream filled Krispy Kreme.....
chuntcockula:
When I cracked you open, would a fortune come out?
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