Bailey Suicide | Alternative Model for SuicideGirls

so last night i worked til 4am. it sucked.

then as i went to leave i realized i had locked my keys in my car.

then i went pee and broke my belt.

at that point, i gave up.

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flipmuhpina:

Where are you working to be there until 4am?! Well, my BF works 8pm-4am so it really isnt too bizzar.

I hope you made it to a bathroom when you tinkled.

Nov 5, 2004

estrada:

That's when the bugs invaded.

Nov 5, 2004

i may or may not have just eaten a salad that was rotten

i may or may not have just eaten steak tips in said salad that had gone bad

last night we went to my favorte seedy bar and they were holding a 'meat raffle'. what the fuck is a meat raffle you ask?
well, you buy raffle tickets and if you win, you...
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flipmuhpina:

meat. i am so hungry right now. esp after reading ur entry.

Nov 4, 2004

pommyjeff:

Yeah we are. When I get a new calling card I'll hit you up with a call.

Nov 4, 2004

there are spaghetti-os waiting for me in the microwave.

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enigma_entity:

mmmmmmm. That may rebalance the Universe...maybe. Until next time...

Nov 3, 2004

lil_tuffy:

mmm. spaghettii-os with hot dogs.

:tuffy:

Nov 3, 2004

I'M GONNA DIE!

dont hate me cuz i cant vote. i'm registered in boston and i have to work allllll daaaaaay tomorrow.

oh well, kerry will carry massachusetts anyway.so if bush wins i can blame it on every other state.

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flipmuhpina:

Bailey, I feel your pain. I had work all day today too!

Either way... I know kerry will win.

Nov 2, 2004

minibeanie:

Let the blaming begin

Nov 3, 2004

do these journal entries really interest you?
i cant help but think that the reason sg is so popular is because the journals and whatnot make people feel better about looking at naked girls. like, its not PORN, because you KNOW us...or think you do.

truth is, you dont know shit.

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zpo:

Its an interesting forum for discourse with a good collection of unique individuals that make a rich and varied community.

Nov 1, 2004

alexis:

I used to be a dirty old man in a former life. I'm here for the boobies only.

Nov 1, 2004

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pip:

Dig around, I was spider-man.

Also, I will gladly pimp your show, but it will depend upon what I get for doing so?

Oct 31, 2004

2bit_sapiens:

that's badass

Nov 1, 2004

someday maybe YOU can date me and get instant messages as insane as this one

to my dear sociopathic boyfriend)

i would like to sing this song to you
where
where are you
coooooo
lin
oh
oh
ooooooooh
are you drinking my beer
and you humping a queer?
are you gutting a deer?
you need to stay clear
of a queer deer drinking beer
oh...
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trinityy:

LETS GO CRAZY TOGETHER!!
xoxo

Oct 30, 2004

todd31:

well atleast you got the dvd right

Happy halloween

red sox rock yankees drool

Oct 31, 2004

i just awoke from some of the worst dreams i have ever had....
*sigh*

they will plauge me the rest of the day.

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lamentedm:

A bad dream is like hard liquor, hard to swallow and at times regretful. Waking from one has the joys of being drunk, but at times painful and pisser like a gnarly hangover. I guess having a bad dream and waking from it is a hell of a lot better then having a shit day and praying for bedtime. Have you danced today?

Oct 29, 2004

tegan:

i love when you talk dirty to me.

meow.

Oct 29, 2004

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trinityy:

that sucks

my brother swears its on the 12th but i just looked on both websites and it says the 4th...
but i want to know if you are interested in any of these shows, maybe you could come with me, as long as my brother is nice and says he will put me on the guest list...
nov 11- matchbox romance, midtown, hidden in plain view, the academy is, the academy is
nov 12- him, monster magnet, auf de maur
dec 3- ani difranco, dan bern

xoxo
trin

Oct 28, 2004

7deuce:

they did win!!!!

Oct 28, 2004

tonight is the night.

GO RED SOX!

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trinityy:

WE DIDI IT!!!!!!!!

Oct 27, 2004

the_scummiest:

how about them Red Sox!

And it looks like we were both wrong about the mvp.

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Oct 27, 2004

okay, so i dont usually beg outside of bed, but can someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAAASE buy me the dawn of the dead dvd that came out today?
i've been waiting for months and months for it and since i totaled my car last week, bought a new one, and have to pay rent on monday i really dont have the $21 to spend...
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zac:

i'd buy you a copy, but i imagine a bunch of other peopleare doing the same thing, so i'll bow out.

much as i love the curse so's i can continue making fun of you boston fans, damn you kids deserve this shit.

xoxoxoxo, miss talkin to you.

Oct 26, 2004

corsair:

Go Redsox!!! One more will do it!

Oct 26, 2004

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