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So I'm looking for quotes for the invites... here's some I've found...

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him...
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So yesterday I turned 21. So glad it's over. I am delighted to report that I am hangover free. Which was kind of surprising, since I did two martinis, three beers, and two or three shots (can't remember what it was. I wore one of them). We went to Gable's with my mom's friends, who refused to let be empty handed. And then they told...
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It is offical. I am drunk. More on that tomamrow.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

And if you ever need a reason to not move to Alabama, here it is:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070525/ap_on_fe_st/monster_pig

I don't know what I find more disturbing, the size of the pig or that an eleven year old killed it.
(Sorry for those of you who live in Alabama already. But don't worry about me, you got big pigs to worry about)

I suspect my...
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Okay, my blogs do not want to go up today, this is the third time I've posted this. So here's the run down, cause I'm tired of typing it over again

-Dyed hair. Will post pictures. not what I wanted, but happy anyways.
-Home from Krysti's. Thank Goddess.
-Chiropractor needs to get back from maternity leave, cause I hurt.
-Went shopping with mom today, BAD...
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What a freaking day. Week. Hell. I don't know anymore. We're so totally broke. My grandma came through with MOST of the money she promised for macinac, so I booked the hotel, which was wicked fucking expensive cause hubby HAD to stay on the island. WTFEver man! GAH! So I got that taken care of ish. GOtta mail out the check and transfer the money...
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Working in a pet store, and a vet's office, I see all types. Everything from "my dog is my kid" to "my dog is an animal, nothing more." We have a board where people can post their ads for whatever. We must approve all ads before they go on the board, as people are strange and stick up a ton of odd stuff, and we...
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OMFG. Today sucked ass. I had cramps so bad I threw up (awesome at 7 am). I missed my calf hernia repair. Found out the retail service that owns my dress account doesn't take credit cards (WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T TAKE CREDIT CARDS?!), and I'm $262 dollars short of the full payment. So I emptied my savings account, which gave me another 100. And now...
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So things were looking up, but now they're back to sucking. A lot. Had a few good days with Will, and now i'm back to wanting to strangle him. I ask him if he's hungry. He says no. I eat. Ten minutes after I'm done, he makes himself chicken. You fuckface! I just asked you if you wanted to eat with me! He still has...
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