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No you can NOT come to Canada. I hear you've been hittin' on my woman. You can just stay down in crappy old Americatown you internet pervert commie pinko bastard sonofabitch!

I dunno. Do you smell?

Yeah. More IBM would be nice. The money is fantastic. And the director, though he is an asshole, won't let you get away with bad acting. On the gripping hand, I hate being a corporate shill. But since making computing machines for the Nazis during WWII, I don't know that IBM has been particularly evil.

naaa, not dead yet - i'm waiting for you to go first, fucker...

I know waht you were trying to do, dorkass, I just thought it sounded flirty

Vacations are nice, but I'm actually here on business. In-between press checks at this very moment...

haha

Of course it's a sting ray. That's the flagship of the gay uncle.

Modern corvettes are marketed towards 'upwardly mobile secretaries.'

I'm not even lying. There's empirical evidence.

:tuffy:

Man. You're like the fifth person to say I look like Christian Bale and I just don't see it. Believe me, I want to see it, I just dont.

What is it that makes you think that?! Is the the black cape? The murdering of whores?

Well thankya, bayb.

Man, I've been trying to get on my fucking Bluekasket AIM for weeks and it's not happening. I looked into it and apparently thousands of accounts were stolen. SO if you ever see me on there, tell them to rape their mom!

Mmm, San Francisco. I need to get back there and quick. The little lady has never seen the place because she's from Canada and all they have up there is dirt, syrup, and dirt soaked in syrup. Soaked in sadness!