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.... I wish I had boobs.
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arsnic:
Is there a way to put our boobs together and create super boobage?
Cuz that would be cool enough for me.
bairdduvessa:
i think what you have are amazing. i'd suckle and rub them for hours
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I watched two mexican red knee tarantulas get it on last night.
It was so rad. I've never seen anything so interesting. Honest.

I couldn't get pictures. It was too dark. They didn't want to see eachother. It must have been the womans chubby thighs or something. I know how it is.
Yeah it was so gnarly.

In other news, my website got 70 hits...
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bairdduvessa:
i'm sick frown

i'm going to bookmark your site though!
arsnic:
Dude!
Don't you know? Being sick is stupid. So knock it off.
Don't give in to the peer pressure!!
Geez. I thought you were cool.

No, i kid. I kid. I hope you feel well soon. I need my SG Communication team leader (thats you, cuz you're the only one I talk to on here)
Whatcha got, by the way?

Tell ALL of your friends about my site and I'll send you a nasty picture.
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The cry baby from work a couple days ago... The wedding flutes that just wouldn't engrave...
well After I had done a million of them for her she came to pick them up yesterday.
APPARENTLY.
On her stupid ass original there was no comma in the date
"October 28 2008"
Bitch thats wrong. Theres supposed to be a comma between the day and the year...
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bairdduvessa:
lol brat! (about the brownies)

good luck!
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I made brownies!
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weso:
Welcome to SG. Brownies rule.
arsnic:
Thanks, Weso.
If brownies did rule... things would be so much sweeter.
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I went to the bar tonight. Not a single fucking DROP of alcohol! Go me. Self control does exist.


I'm home now... drinking a beer.

but..

YAY FOR SELF CONTROL!
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arsnic:
I get paid for your friendship?! Sweeeet. You should "Friendship adding" me again. I need to make rent!
bairdduvessa:
no,nononono i get paid for your friendship

if i must pay you a tithe, all i can offer is bad poetry, my fat hairy self and a love for toys.

that rarely ever works though