The following is a transcript of a conversation between two friends held in my carhole (I refuse to call it 'garage') yesterday. Everytime I think about it cracks me up even more.
Gordon: So I went to see your solicitor yesterday to ask about gambling laws.
Stuart: Who? Michael Anderson?
G: Yeah.
S: Uh, he's not a solicitor. He's a chartered accountant. I go to...
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Gordon: So I went to see your solicitor yesterday to ask about gambling laws.
Stuart: Who? Michael Anderson?
G: Yeah.
S: Uh, he's not a solicitor. He's a chartered accountant. I go to...
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WOOOARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Stunning, stunning, stunning!!!!!
Bears 21 - Packers 10
Lovie makes good!
The streak is over!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Proof!
But this should have been much easier. Terrell fumbling, Edinger missing, Lovie sending Edinger out on 4 & 1 when T.Jones would have sealed it.
Detroit, utter fluke. Rex and the boys beat Brett. Roll on the rematch.
WOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stunning, stunning, stunning!!!!!
Bears 21 - Packers 10
Lovie makes good!
The streak is over!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Proof!
But this should have been much easier. Terrell fumbling, Edinger missing, Lovie sending Edinger out on 4 & 1 when T.Jones would have sealed it.
Detroit, utter fluke. Rex and the boys beat Brett. Roll on the rematch.
WOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
beautiful_hatred:
RUGBY 
Why I like the police:
They smash bloodthirsty high-falutin' bastards who like seeing foxes being chased and ripped to pieces by hounds with trucheons and expose their 'protest' for the sham that it is.
Hurrah!
Why I like 24 hour news:
Because you can see that sort of thing on 24 hour news LIVE!
2 reasons to hate the Packers:
They're not the Bears.
They're...
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They smash bloodthirsty high-falutin' bastards who like seeing foxes being chased and ripped to pieces by hounds with trucheons and expose their 'protest' for the sham that it is.
Hurrah!
Why I like 24 hour news:
Because you can see that sort of thing on 24 hour news LIVE!
2 reasons to hate the Packers:
They're not the Bears.
They're...
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beautiful_hatred:
I wont lie......Football is cool. But, I love saying that kinda stuff cause everybody gets so pissed. But golf . . . tougher then football and rugby combined. HA 
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beautiful_hatred:
Yeah it workin. 
I was F'n around about the golf. The only thing good about Golf is the Volkswagen.
I was F'n around about the golf. The only thing good about Golf is the Volkswagen.I'm beginning to think someone in the afterlife doesn't like me.
Over the last few days:
The Bears lost.
Sliced my finger on a jagged glass.
I lost my bank card.
My mum was hospitalised.
I was locked out one of my jobs which meant a wasted 40 walk.
The Packers won.
The garden was half mowed when the lawnmower cable went on the blink....
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Over the last few days:
The Bears lost.
Sliced my finger on a jagged glass.
I lost my bank card.
My mum was hospitalised.
I was locked out one of my jobs which meant a wasted 40 walk.
The Packers won.
The garden was half mowed when the lawnmower cable went on the blink....
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Buggering arseholes.
Detriot 20 - Chicago 16.
Fuck, fuck, fuck it. This first road win on the road for the Lions in 25 tries. Shameful but we didn't deserve to win. Still hurts.
On the upside I've got a great ideo for an online game but I'll probably do nothing with it. Winkle.
Sigh! This is going to be a long year.
Detriot 20 - Chicago 16.
Fuck, fuck, fuck it. This first road win on the road for the Lions in 25 tries. Shameful but we didn't deserve to win. Still hurts.
On the upside I've got a great ideo for an online game but I'll probably do nothing with it. Winkle.
Sigh! This is going to be a long year.
In the last hundred odd years there has been great developments.
One can purchase great amounts through a little plastic card and without leaving their home.
One can be hailed by another many miles away through the use of the mobile phones.
One can watch naked women sucking off pigs on the same machine that one types up their latest church newsletter.
Yet for all...
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One can purchase great amounts through a little plastic card and without leaving their home.
One can be hailed by another many miles away through the use of the mobile phones.
One can watch naked women sucking off pigs on the same machine that one types up their latest church newsletter.
Yet for all...
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Right, so I can tell people that I'm good at forecasting:
AFC NORTH: BALTIMORE
AFC EAST: NEW ENGLAND
AFC SOUTH: INDIANAPOLIS
AFC WEST: DENVER
AFC WILDCARDS: KANSAS CITY, TENNESSEE
AFC CHAMPS: BALTIMORE (beat Denver)
NFC NORTH: MINNESOTA (hock-ptew)
NFC EAST: PHILADELPHIA
NFC SOUTH: CAROLINA
NFC WEST: SEATTLE
NFC WILDCARDS: ST. LOUIS, TAMPA BAY
NFC CHAMPS: PHILADELPHIA (dicks Minnesota bad)
SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: BALTIMORE
Unreserved Bears predictions:...
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AFC NORTH: BALTIMORE
AFC EAST: NEW ENGLAND
AFC SOUTH: INDIANAPOLIS
AFC WEST: DENVER
AFC WILDCARDS: KANSAS CITY, TENNESSEE
AFC CHAMPS: BALTIMORE (beat Denver)
NFC NORTH: MINNESOTA (hock-ptew)
NFC EAST: PHILADELPHIA
NFC SOUTH: CAROLINA
NFC WEST: SEATTLE
NFC WILDCARDS: ST. LOUIS, TAMPA BAY
NFC CHAMPS: PHILADELPHIA (dicks Minnesota bad)
SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: BALTIMORE
Unreserved Bears predictions:...
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Ever since I returned to my job I now understand how useful a condom feels in lesbian orgy.
The world's my beat. And I'm walking it.
The world's my beat. And I'm walking it.
In life things fall into one of two categories.
They are either INSPIRATIONS or IMPEDIMENTS.
Neither label is intended as a positive or a negative. They are not prejudiced by like or dislike. The terms are simple barometers of personal impact.
Such as:
My family: INSPIRATIONS
Drunken foreigners: IMPEDIMENTS
Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed: INSPIRATION
My best friend before he finally made cash playing...
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They are either INSPIRATIONS or IMPEDIMENTS.
Neither label is intended as a positive or a negative. They are not prejudiced by like or dislike. The terms are simple barometers of personal impact.
Such as:
My family: INSPIRATIONS
Drunken foreigners: IMPEDIMENTS
Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed: INSPIRATION
My best friend before he finally made cash playing...
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I shall call it a Carhole
as well.
[Edited on Sep 22, 2004 2:33PM]