GREEN BAY XMAS DAY!
GREEN BAY XMAS DAY!
GREEN BAY XMAS DAY!
Lovie and Rex are going to crush the Peck on XMAS F'N DAY!!!
It's gonna be the best X-mas ever!!!!
Oh, arses. Three hours of non-stop work, Juve/Liverpool and Alan Sugar saying bollocks has drained my enthusiam to brow beat the reasons the Bears are going to make the playoffs this year -...
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GREEN BAY XMAS DAY!
GREEN BAY XMAS DAY!
Lovie and Rex are going to crush the Peck on XMAS F'N DAY!!!
It's gonna be the best X-mas ever!!!!
Oh, arses. Three hours of non-stop work, Juve/Liverpool and Alan Sugar saying bollocks has drained my enthusiam to brow beat the reasons the Bears are going to make the playoffs this year -...
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Why I like the way my brain works:
So I needed to go out to get some stamps and groceries (ok fabric conditoner and Toffypops) but when I looked at the clock it was almost 13:00.
Because of my brain I saved wasting twenty minutes in two queues to reach the cash machine and the scandalised glare of nitwits wondering why I'm buying a stupid...
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So I needed to go out to get some stamps and groceries (ok fabric conditoner and Toffypops) but when I looked at the clock it was almost 13:00.
Because of my brain I saved wasting twenty minutes in two queues to reach the cash machine and the scandalised glare of nitwits wondering why I'm buying a stupid...
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loslope:
Oi, oi, oi! How is the writing coming along? Are you writing, or are you working for the man, ye genius fecker! 
Hope the week is going good. Later.
Hope the week is going good. Later.
sinope:
dude I so want an eyepatch.
and toffypops.
and toffypops.
Aintree: 4.10
Get your money on Forest Gunner.
I'm usually accurate about these things... or bloody unlucky. I'm still smarting about that bastard Hedgehunter disaster last year. That was so woeful. Only consolation was that Phil had money on Hedgehunter also.
I'm due.
*******
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Had I known that Forest Gunner was being ridden by a bloody woman the...
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Get your money on Forest Gunner.
I'm usually accurate about these things... or bloody unlucky. I'm still smarting about that bastard Hedgehunter disaster last year. That was so woeful. Only consolation was that Phil had money on Hedgehunter also.
I'm due.
*******
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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weirdomanson:
you should join myspace.. its a pretty cool place. ive come across a lot of old friends from high school that i hadn't seen in a while. and you meet great new people as well..its also a really great way to promote something.
you should never bet on a women
hahahahah im just kidding ladies... how much did you lose? i havent been to the track in a really long time.. i might just have to go some time.
you should never bet on a women
hahahahah im just kidding ladies... how much did you lose? i havent been to the track in a really long time.. i might just have to go some time.
tutone:
Thank you for the birthday wishes, I really appreciate it, oh and it was a great birthday, i will post pics, and details 
You take time out your time set aside to craft your next masterpiece to help out your boss who has nobody else to do this shit job.
Your boss goes on holiday, he tells you to phone his boss once you've completed the job.
You spend half an hour walking in the cold to do this shit job. Some twit sees you doing said shit...
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Your boss goes on holiday, he tells you to phone his boss once you've completed the job.
You spend half an hour walking in the cold to do this shit job. Some twit sees you doing said shit...
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skeneo:
thanks man but to me there are all the coolest
weirdomanson:
that songs about smoking, drinking and having no money.. good stuff.. hes a really cool country guy hes keeping the tradition alive.. none of that pop bullshit!
After a string of 58 races, Michael Schumacher retired from the Bahrain Grand Prix due to mechanical failure. His Ferrari did not break for 58 races. Unreal.
At least F1's becoming competitive again -- for the moment.
First the Pope, now Schumacher's Ferrari. What's next?
One thing about the Pope dying, I'm more aware of certain facets of Catholism. Like the way they used to...
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At least F1's becoming competitive again -- for the moment.
First the Pope, now Schumacher's Ferrari. What's next?
One thing about the Pope dying, I'm more aware of certain facets of Catholism. Like the way they used to...
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innocence:
Hahaha can't believe I missed that incident! And you're right, I probably would like your new book-tell me more!
loslope:
Yes, hang that fecker!
So now, is Dr. Who still on, or are you watching re-runs? We/I haven't seen that show in, well forever. Talk to me, Goose!
So now, is Dr. Who still on, or are you watching re-runs? We/I haven't seen that show in, well forever. Talk to me, Goose!
"Lets talk about penal policy" - Home Secretary Charles Clarke moments ago on News 24.
Penal policy!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa... snigger.
Oh man I'm going to laugh at that all night. Yesterday Craig Charles went arse over tit on the GAMES waterskiing, today Prince Charles called Nicolas Witchell 'a bloody awful man' now Charles Clarke wanting to talk about penal policy.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...snigger.
Shit, now Keith Allen is...
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Penal policy!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa... snigger.
Oh man I'm going to laugh at that all night. Yesterday Craig Charles went arse over tit on the GAMES waterskiing, today Prince Charles called Nicolas Witchell 'a bloody awful man' now Charles Clarke wanting to talk about penal policy.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...snigger.
Shit, now Keith Allen is...
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tutone:
Terry Hatcher or Terrance Hatcher
weirdomanson:
hey whats up buddy.. well as promised, this is a pic of the strip that i took while i was coming down from the 21st floor of the tropicana.. i was drunk thats why its not the best of photos lol.. really drunk
I typed.
I clicked 'SAVE ENTRY'.
I was told 'COULDN'T FIND SERVER'.
Testicles.
But it's mainly YOUR loss because I can't be fecked to type out the Jedi story, the inner-conflict story, my new book development and about my mortal enemy rearing his ugly head again.
Blame SG, not me. I did my bit. They let you down.
Actually they saved my dignity. Most of...
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I clicked 'SAVE ENTRY'.
I was told 'COULDN'T FIND SERVER'.
Testicles.
But it's mainly YOUR loss because I can't be fecked to type out the Jedi story, the inner-conflict story, my new book development and about my mortal enemy rearing his ugly head again.
Blame SG, not me. I did my bit. They let you down.
Actually they saved my dignity. Most of...
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loslope:
Two days should be long enough to get over the "loss" of your text...now update, my friend.
Damn, I am like a junkie waiting for a fix, or...like you waiting for a card game I want the new Star Wars sooooooooooo bad!
Damn, I am like a junkie waiting for a fix, or...like you waiting for a card game
I want the new Star Wars sooooooooooo bad!
loslope:
You're the man.
It's 10C or something outside. Bloody heat. F'n hate it. Just can't take it. Makes me grouchy, tetchy, weak and withered.
Testicles to that. Here's my weekend plan:
Now to around 7:00pm: Piss around, work on this book. Wait for inspiration to strike like it did Thursday evening when, just thinking about buying a Yorkie, I created a whole new character. Hmmm. That sounded more...
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Testicles to that. Here's my weekend plan:
Now to around 7:00pm: Piss around, work on this book. Wait for inspiration to strike like it did Thursday evening when, just thinking about buying a Yorkie, I created a whole new character. Hmmm. That sounded more...
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loslope:
Good luck on the writing, and Happy Easter to you too!
Sounds like a great weekend. I just watched four episodes of the Young Ones. Good Brit humor from my youth. Ahhh, youth. I recognized Emma Thompson, from the "Bambi" episode. What humble beginnings we all spring from!
My knees are shite now, as a result of being 19. Parachuting is dead wrong, in so many ways.
Sounds like a great weekend. I just watched four episodes of the Young Ones. Good Brit humor from my youth. Ahhh, youth. I recognized Emma Thompson, from the "Bambi" episode. What humble beginnings we all spring from!
My knees are shite now, as a result of being 19. Parachuting is dead wrong, in so many ways.
daveydarko:
Hey, didn't laugh at Rocco's joke. Turns out I heard it before... plagiarism. Saw it w/ a mate who couldn't take my smartass jokes. So i'm gonna submit a copy of my commentary to the director and see if he puts it on the 15th year anniversary version. 
Too awesome not to share.
*****
Below is a copy of a letter that won a competition in UK as complaint letter of the year...have a laugh and read on.
Complaint Letter of the Year. The British do have a way with words....
A real-life customer complaint letter sent to NTL (to their complaints dept....)
Dear Cretins,
I have been an NTL customer since 9th...
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Below is a copy of a letter that won a competition in UK as complaint letter of the year...have a laugh and read on.
Complaint Letter of the Year. The British do have a way with words....
A real-life customer complaint letter sent to NTL (to their complaints dept....)
Dear Cretins,
I have been an NTL customer since 9th...
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_pauly_:
LOL Thats Brilliant
skeneo:
the show sounds better than most of the crap they show yhey will love it lol
I'm listening to Santa Esmeralda's C'est Maqnifique. What a fecking cool song. This is the first time I've heard it. I haven't listened to three-quarters the stuff in my mp3 directory. I've queued the feckers up and used stuck Winamp on shuffle. So much coolness with so little dross (except the Machurian Candidate OST - not at all cool).
I've torn my deltoid muscle, which...
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I've torn my deltoid muscle, which...
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_pauly_:
I saw the trailer in the cinema today. I've seen it on the t.v. but it's far more impressive on the big screen.
"Fire down below" rocks!!! all hail Steven Segal
"Fire down below" rocks!!! all hail Steven Segal
weirdomanson:
oh man Vegas is fucking wonderful! bright lights every where!! that place never sleeps. every casino has some kind of theme, its just like stepping into another world seriously.. there always something to gamble, catch a show, music, and a shit load of bars... bars every where.. and theres also a shit load of clubs.. im not a club guy but i hear there really cool.
ill take a butt load of pics man.. if you ever get the chance you should most def. check out vegas.. its a must for anyone.. i love that place
sucks to hear about your shoulder man! but at least you get a week off..thats always fun
ill take a butt load of pics man.. if you ever get the chance you should most def. check out vegas.. its a must for anyone.. i love that place
sucks to hear about your shoulder man! but at least you get a week off..thats always fun
It's a nice night for a walk. Dark, misty, a touch chilly. And you should believe me. Because I went for a walk and it was great.
Enough cockwitted tosh. While rehabbing - I use that term looser than the oldest sheep in Burra - I took in eight films. Because I'm brainlocked I'll review them in the style of me.
Here we go:
PULP...
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Enough cockwitted tosh. While rehabbing - I use that term looser than the oldest sheep in Burra - I took in eight films. Because I'm brainlocked I'll review them in the style of me.
Here we go:
PULP...
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weirdomanson:
super size me was fucking nasty!! i didnt eat fast food for like a week.. but now im back at it again..hahahaha
the experiment with the food in the jars was fucking nasty..
the experiment with the food in the jars was fucking nasty..
loslope:
I'm sure that you have seen it, but Training Day needs to have its due. What a great film, eh?
You've got three new DVDs: Pulp Fiction, True Romance and Layer Cake. You choose to watch a film last night. Which one do you choose?
Answer... FIRE DOWN BELOW with STEVEN SEAGAL.
He played this EPA agent that's investigates some crooked businessman. Many times rednecks gather around him and many times he kicks their ass. He gets involved in a massive car chase leading to...
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Answer... FIRE DOWN BELOW with STEVEN SEAGAL.
He played this EPA agent that's investigates some crooked businessman. Many times rednecks gather around him and many times he kicks their ass. He gets involved in a massive car chase leading to...
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sinope:
NOT Layer Cake because it just doesn't pull of the whole Lock, Stock persona well enough to be a good copy.
I watched a bit of Fire Down Below - peed myself at the luminous green "toxic" waste and then switched over to Showgirls!
I watched a bit of Fire Down Below - peed myself at the luminous green "toxic" waste and then switched over to Showgirls!
weirdomanson:
we were suppose to brodcast live up there. but we decided not to beacue we rather be up there having fun than doing our show hahahaha. that and there was no way in hell we were getting up at 6 am in Las Vegas to broadcast. we probably wont be getting in till 6 am..hahaha
Seagal movies are the best! hahahahah great fun for all to be had! even if they all suck..
damn man whats up with that shoulder? take it easy!
i was an adopted Mick for yesterday!
Seagal movies are the best! hahahahah great fun for all to be had! even if they all suck..
damn man whats up with that shoulder? take it easy!
i was an adopted Mick for yesterday!
So, I'm going to revise a short story (18 pages) that I just wrote, and send it to you. I want your opinion...it's full of violence and perversion, so it ought to hold your attention, if you are so inclined to agree to read it, that is