4 comments?!?!?! wtf is wrong with you people!*&^%#
I WANT MORE. MOOOOORE. I WANT THEM ALL.
Post more or I'll come after your MOM, pets, furniture, tattoos, piercings and ANY OTHER RELATED possessions.
POST NOW... I command you.
And now Pinky, I shall conclude my diabolical plot to take over the WORLD!!! Muahahahahahaha.
Fuck it cuz, let's go back to Marshall Derbins and hang some...
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I WANT MORE. MOOOOORE. I WANT THEM ALL.
Post more or I'll come after your MOM, pets, furniture, tattoos, piercings and ANY OTHER RELATED possessions.
POST NOW... I command you.
And now Pinky, I shall conclude my diabolical plot to take over the WORLD!!! Muahahahahahaha.
Fuck it cuz, let's go back to Marshall Derbins and hang some...
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Here's a story since I'm not much in the mood for writing.
Subject: Death Bed Confession....
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a
candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand,
tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and
his pale lips began to move slightly.
"Becky my darling" he whispered. "Hush my...
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Subject: Death Bed Confession....
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a
candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand,
tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and
his pale lips began to move slightly.
"Becky my darling" he whispered. "Hush my...
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malloreigh:
Ha! I'm actually quite small -- I just have long(ish) legs. 5'3".
obliviousfocus:
hsahhahahahahhahahahahah
that fucking rox hahaha
that fucking rox hahaha
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," Nancy tearfully replied without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was moved by the little girls emotion.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. But that's an...
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"My goldfish died," Nancy tearfully replied without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was moved by the little girls emotion.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. But that's an...
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therevolutionary:
Stapler.....i want my stapler
ladyaurale:
You haven't updated in a while... what's her name?
Is she cute?
SHARE!
Is she cute?
SHARE!
Arguably one of my most favorite songs by Sevendust.
Sevendust
Corrupt my hope
In joyous hell
Between the lines
Lick the cream that smells
I wish you weren't so beautiful in my eyes
(crawling down your spine to make you stay)
I wish you weren't so beautiful in my eyes
(covering your eyes to make you pay)
Beyond the high
Lies burning eyes
Crashed down...
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Sevendust
Corrupt my hope
In joyous hell
Between the lines
Lick the cream that smells
I wish you weren't so beautiful in my eyes
(crawling down your spine to make you stay)
I wish you weren't so beautiful in my eyes
(covering your eyes to make you pay)
Beyond the high
Lies burning eyes
Crashed down...
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If I had a million dollars....
obliviousfocus:
I'd buy you a monkey.
Haven't you always wanted a monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
Haven't you always wanted a monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
ragdoll96923:
awesome.
too awesome for words.
except those 5 plus these six.
too awesome for words.
except those 5 plus these six.
Another song for Al. Because I fucking feel like it.
Mr. Roboto
Written by Dennis DeYoung
Lead Vocals by Dennis DeYoung
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My...
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Mr. Roboto
Written by Dennis DeYoung
Lead Vocals by Dennis DeYoung
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My...
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obliviousfocus:
ahahaha i love that song
sarcasticmenace:
Ha! I come here to thank you for the lyrics to Break My Stride to find Styx lyrics! Now I'm going to have Mr. Roboto in my head all night. Grrr...payback's a bitch. 
I actually own the Styx Greatest Hits CD.
I actually own the Styx Greatest Hits CD.
A song for Al. Because she's Al.
BOW DOWN FUCKERS.
Its still getting worse after everything I tried.
What if I found a way to wash it all aside.
What if she touches with those fingertips.
As the words spill out like fire from her lips.
If she says come inside Ill come inside for her.
If she says five it all Ill give everything...
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BOW DOWN FUCKERS.
Its still getting worse after everything I tried.
What if I found a way to wash it all aside.
What if she touches with those fingertips.
As the words spill out like fire from her lips.
If she says come inside Ill come inside for her.
If she says five it all Ill give everything...
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Reagan has quite possible the best boobs. It's up for debate but for the record her new set is hawt. Yeah, she shows beaver too.. always a plus but damn ya gotta love those boobs. Too bad she likes girls more than guys eh?
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ragdoll96923:
haha nice post.
yeah i dont even know where your number is..
i fuckin lose everything.
lol
my email should be in my contacts.. or something. my aim anyways.
yeah i dont even know where your number is..
i fuckin lose everything.
lol
my email should be in my contacts.. or something. my aim anyways.
ladyaurale:
You have TOO MCUH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!
And I lost your freaking email addy all I have is your work one in my cell phone.
And I lost your freaking email addy all I have is your work one in my cell phone.
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jezika:
oh yea - well im a wannabe music major, i just...dont know the words, i know all about it otherwise...
..as for my drink...its coke.................ok so it has a lil rum in it but im almost 21 so its ok..........ok so it has alot of rum in it, give me a break
..as for my drink...its coke.................ok so it has a lil rum in it but im almost 21 so its ok..........ok so it has alot of rum in it, give me a break
O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.
Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in...
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velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.
Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in...
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obliviousfocus:
too drunk to figure it out hahaha
jezika:
carmina brama. at least thats the first song that popped in my head that went O fortuna. im not sure what they sing in carmina brama exactly......
[Edited on Feb 08, 2005 1:38AM]
[Edited on Feb 08, 2005 1:38AM]
apotheosis:
stuff for u!
you freak
welcome to the club.