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vrulovwrath:
Dude I didn't know you had so much knoeledge hidden inside you wink I should be talking to you more often after that. I understood the movie a litle diferently. I don't know if its suposed to be a one way to understand movie. I think it tries to make people understand it in diferent ways.
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"My Tribulation at Charleston's..."

I partook of the Giant Chicken-fried Steak of Death.

I chuckled at the Commode of Contrition.

Then I prepensed the Jenny Craig Program.

And finally, I was made wiser by the Kaopectate of Rapper's Delight.

They were gonna make me a major for this,
and I wasn't even in their fuckin' army anymore.



guitargeek:
Arizona.

Shit.

I'm still only in Arizona.

Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in Charleston's...
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"Isn't she beautiful?" ...RJ asked me, in a hushed voice quivering with awe.

I like cats, but this thing had a face that begged my fist to punch it.

It was a fat cat, with a fat pushed-in face, it was the ugliest cat I'd ever seen, "purebred with papers", or so RJ claimed. RJ used to live with my Dad back in the 20th...
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scheisskopf:
Heartbreaking stuff.

I'm nearly in tears. In fact, I am now.

No shit.

And no offense-- I love your writing-- but some of this stuff should come with a warning.
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If you go to the Grand Canyon... DON'T attempt to take a piss into it.

The thermal updraft may result in a golden shower of your own making.

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guitargeek:
Cool!
scheisskopf:
Believe it or not, I actually did that in 1989. I fact, I believe several groups of Japanese and German tourists took home pictures of me doing it as souvenirs. No backsplash for me, though, fortunately.

Do you have some personal experience with this, yourself?
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It's so damn beautiful today, it's blinding me.

It's a good day for Banana Daiquirs.

I'll think about quitting drinking tomorrow.

scheisskopf:
Yes, we have no bananas.
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Unsolicited advice is definitely a mind bullet.

"Neighbor X" stopped by the ranch today, he's an old alcoholic WW II veteran who's still pissed off at Japan. When I saw him driving up I tried to "play dead", I turned off the stereo and hid in the bathroom. He walked in, sat down in my easy chair and started talking to me anyway.

He comes...
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guitargeek:
What kind of a mindfuck is that, anyway? Who needs that shit?
drugstorecowboy:
Nicely put. smile


It's a subject that, although I don't dedicate a large amount of attention to, it still lingers in the small corners of my mind. More so lately. So many synchronicities, changes (internal and external), "new" people (strangely familiar), and most of important of all, I feel like I'm a little bit more in control (because I believe, something that many people have not learned yet...) of my reality-tunnel, as compared to before, thanks to what feels like my third eyelid being opened just a schmidge more. How have things been going for you??? How's the bass treating you?
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Ha, it's that time of the month.

The government sends me a check, and in no small way the cosmos enables my trivial pursuits.

I sat in a dark room this morning and tried to send you a telepathic message.

Then I climbed up on the roof and did some bird watching.

My mind drifted back to a girl I used to know.

When I...
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scheisskopf:
Long live Naomi!



Poignant.
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If you've never lived in a small town you're not missing much.

What particularly sucks is that once you get a bad reputation it stays with you.

For example, some folks up here believe I'm a drug dealer.

In all honesty, I know something about that. I left the life many years ago, but as long as I've resided here I've never been a player...
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Took a roadtrip to the big city with my cousin J.

We took the scenic route, stopping in Sedona for a beautiful breakfast.

We flipped a coin to determine who would drive, I won. So I had the pleasure of riding shotgun, sipping papaya and vodka and staring out the window at the desert landscape (did I ever tell you that I hate driving?) Yeah,...
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"The If 4 were 5 Blues"

When I was 21, I came into possession of my birth cerificate. Up until that point, I wasn't trusted to hold onto the thing. Which makes a funny kind of sense, because I now have no idea where it is. Anyway, I found out that I'd been misspelling my own damn name my enitire life. Imagine that. Wacky....
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guitargeek:
Dude! You're a cat!
jonnytrrrash7:
now that's a life of leisure i can only dream about!

ps thanks for the testimonial.