My Dad has decided to move here from Fort Lauderdale and open a store in Chandler. Apparently, he heard there were Filipinos there, the market demographic. After he sets it up, he wants me to run it, and also manage the website.
I haven't had a real job since 2003.
Dad also advised me to get a passport, so he can send me out...
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I haven't had a real job since 2003.
Dad also advised me to get a passport, so he can send me out...
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In ancient Rome, people believed phallic charms and ornaments could ward off the evil eye.
These charms were called fascinum, from the verb fascinare.
Now you know where the word "fascinate" comes from : magic penis versus evil eye.
These charms were called fascinum, from the verb fascinare.
Now you know where the word "fascinate" comes from : magic penis versus evil eye.
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scheisskopf:
Fascinating.
guitargeek:
When I was 31 I was dating an 18 year old girl. If that wasn't freakish enough, I'm 6'4", she's 4'11".
So I was fucking her doggy style one evening, and she told me she wanted me to pull out and come on her back, so she could see it. I did so, but some of my jizz splattered into her eye. She jumped out of bed and ran for the bathroom to wash the spunk out of her eye, screaming about conjunctivitis...
So that's how that actually works.
So I was fucking her doggy style one evening, and she told me she wanted me to pull out and come on her back, so she could see it. I did so, but some of my jizz splattered into her eye. She jumped out of bed and ran for the bathroom to wash the spunk out of her eye, screaming about conjunctivitis...
So that's how that actually works.
Hey Hey!
Every time I go to the doctor I get bad news.
I was informed that I have a liver enzyme imbalance, making me a type 2 diabetic as well as a candidate for autoimmune hepatitus.
On the bright side, I have a permanent seat on the government disability gravy train.
I ordered one of these: Debut III - to cheer myself up.
Every time I go to the doctor I get bad news.
I was informed that I have a liver enzyme imbalance, making me a type 2 diabetic as well as a candidate for autoimmune hepatitus.
On the bright side, I have a permanent seat on the government disability gravy train.
I ordered one of these: Debut III - to cheer myself up.
Hanging with my friends and accomplices while stone-cold sober is a tedious affair.
People have been commenting to me daily about how much more personable and funny I am now that I've cleaned up from the drugs and the booze. People are stupid.
I tried Yoga last week. It hurt; I didn't realize how much time you spend with your face inches from the floor....
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People have been commenting to me daily about how much more personable and funny I am now that I've cleaned up from the drugs and the booze. People are stupid.
I tried Yoga last week. It hurt; I didn't realize how much time you spend with your face inches from the floor....
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zaccone:
yoga's pretty cool, I only do it in secret in my apartment, but I guess it's not that much of a secret anymore.
ah well, I hate to admit it, but... clean livin' agrees with me.
I gave up drinkin'. I gave up red meat. I started working out at a gym.
I actually feel... kind of good.
I can put the past away (maybe I'll bring it out again to piss me off for special occasions).
I gave up drinkin'. I gave up red meat. I started working out at a gym.
I actually feel... kind of good.
I can put the past away (maybe I'll bring it out again to piss me off for special occasions).
jonnytrrrash7:
i need to follow your example, maybe one of these days....
roethke:
Everytime I see your screenname, I chuckle.
Haven't slept in about, let's see, 38 hours.
guitargeek:
You should, I dunno... take a nap or something!
Facial hair...
on a woman... like we say, down at the river, "It ain't no thang"
Now, facial hair...
on a woman... and the woman... is your court-appointed public defender...
it's a sign...
a sign we're goin' outta business.
on a woman... like we say, down at the river, "It ain't no thang"
Now, facial hair...
on a woman... and the woman... is your court-appointed public defender...
it's a sign...
a sign we're goin' outta business.
Ohhh shit. I need a vacation from myself.
A well air-conditioned padded cell would suffice. They could look after me with a watering pail, like a geranium.
The later it gets, the more paranoid and defensive I become. By 3AM I'm ready to bust a cap in someone.
A valuable luxury of living in the middle of nowhere is that I can step outside and...
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A well air-conditioned padded cell would suffice. They could look after me with a watering pail, like a geranium.
The later it gets, the more paranoid and defensive I become. By 3AM I'm ready to bust a cap in someone.
A valuable luxury of living in the middle of nowhere is that I can step outside and...
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scheisskopf:
Middle of nowhere?
I thought you moved to Florida.
I thought you moved to Florida.
Hey now!
I went to the doctor today.
I was informed I have a total cholesterol number of 315 (Bad).
It was suggested that I give up drinking alcohol and eating red meat.
What's new with you guys?
I went to the doctor today.
I was informed I have a total cholesterol number of 315 (Bad).
It was suggested that I give up drinking alcohol and eating red meat.
What's new with you guys?
vrulovwrath:
Nothig realy.
jonnytrrrash7:
my neck hurts, i have a headache, maybe i should give up alcohol too.
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I woke up. Too early.
I've seen many sunrises in my lifetime, which is an accomplishment, because I'm not a morning person. I am strictly anti-morning. In my mind, I equate rising early in the morning with travelling.
The thought of travelling makes me... ah, what's the word I'm looking for; pensive?
A while back, for no particular reason, I turned...
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I woke up. Too early.
I've seen many sunrises in my lifetime, which is an accomplishment, because I'm not a morning person. I am strictly anti-morning. In my mind, I equate rising early in the morning with travelling.
The thought of travelling makes me... ah, what's the word I'm looking for; pensive?
A while back, for no particular reason, I turned...
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vrulovwrath:
Waking up early almost never turns out to be good 
hm. this was a mistake.
vrulovwrath:
If you say so 
scheisskopf:
Uh-oh.
Well now, it looks like I won't have to go under the knife for that hernia after all.
As it turns out, I don't have a hernia. I've been informed that I have a "renal calculi", otherwise known as a kidney stone.
In addition to that, I also have a "fatty liver". What the hell is that, you ask? It's a disease that occurs in...
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As it turns out, I don't have a hernia. I've been informed that I have a "renal calculi", otherwise known as a kidney stone.
In addition to that, I also have a "fatty liver". What the hell is that, you ask? It's a disease that occurs in...
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i didn't realize you were Filipino, i am as well!